Rome chapter done for TheOppositesAlchemist. I used your suggestions, they are Numbers 1 and 6.

Be warned at my (very heavy) Rome/Germania shipping.

Russia: I miss my sister ...

Me: Oh, really? *evil grin* BELARUS!

Russia: I meant Ukrain - oh, crap. *runs*

Belarus: I missed you too, big brother. But when we get MARRIED, we'll always be together, and I will crush Lithuania's skull in!

1. Germania is not Legolas …

2. … his bitch …

3. … or his ho.

4. So he should stop saying that he is.

5. Rome is not allowed to say the word "sex" more than five times in one sentence.

6. Watching people sleep is considered stalking, so he shouldn't do it.

7. Even when one of the people you are watching is your grandson's boyfriend.

8. Feliciano and Romano both know where babies come from, but he still isn't allowed to tell them.

9. He and Germania do not have any lovechildren.

10. And they never will.

11. He is not allowed to bother Greece or Ancient Greece.

12. ESPECIALLY Ancient Greece.

13. Because she still hasn't quite gotten over how he conquered her, enslaved her people, and then copied her religion and art.

14. Rome is not allowed to tell Spain about Romano's curl. Romano values the ability to walk without screaming in agony.

15. Public nudity is no longer acceptable.

16. If Hungary asks him to be in a "documentary", he is to decline …

17. … because she seems to think that he and Germania were having sex with all of the nations that they conquered.

18. Oh, and each other. (Well, they were, but not on the battlefield.)

19. Stripping is not an art form.

20. Rome is not allowed to talk to France …

21. … he's already perverted enough.

22. Yes, America has borrowed heavily from the language, architecture, and governing system of the Romans …

23. … but America doesn't have a crush on him. So he should shut up about it.

24. France is not his and Germania's lovechild. He is to look at rules 9 and 10.

25. The fact that he and Germania are in a relationship does not mean that Feliciano and Germany are engaged in incest.

26. Rome is not allowed to make pornographic videos and post them on the Internet …

27. … send them as gifts to other nations …

28. … or give them to Germania.

29. If Rome breaks any of these rules, Ancient Greece will kick his ass. As will Germania.