And now we have the Belarus chapter, done for Map of the Stars.

Sorry all Belarus/Russia shippers ... it's onesided in this chapter.

Also, I fucked with Latvia's age. He's the physical age of a little kid ... think 6-9 (ohohoho, see what I did there). Also, he's a (pretty damn busy) nation, so just assume that he doesn't know about some things, just because (1) nobody ever bothered to tell him, (2) he never really thought about it, and (3) it just never came up.

((Also, I welcome suggestions, as I have no idea of who I should do next.))

1. Russia is her brother, and therefore he does not want to marry her.

2. So she should send the rings back.

3. There is something called informed consent.

4. It is not given when people are drunk …

5. … fearing for their lives …

6. … or talking in their sleep.

7. Belarus is not allowed to rape Russia …

8. … ever again.

9. Belarus is not allowed to kill Hungary for trying (and succeeding) to get Russia in a BDSM porno with Lithuania.

10. She is not allowed to kill Lithuania, either. He didn't want to.

11. Belarus is not allowed to plant cameras in Russia's shower.

12. Or his bedroom.

13. … or anywhere else. She should also remove the cameras that she did already plant around the house.

14. Killing Lithuania is a very bad idea, Russia has a soft spot for him and would get angry if he died.

15. … besides, he isn't trying to "steal" Russia.

16. She is not allowed to kidnap Liechtenstein for information on how to create sibling bonds.

17. Dressing up as Lithuania will not fool Russia.

18. Belarus is not allowed to kill China because he is in a relationship with Russia.

19. Belarus is not allowed to kill Poland because Russia doesn't like him.

20. When Poland says "I wear the dress so much better!", it is not a killing offence.

21. Belarus is not allowed to have more than five knives with her at any point in time.

22. Belarus is not allowed to kill people for looking at Russia …

23. … talking to him …

24. … or breathing near him.

25. Belarus is not allowed to kill Switzerland "because he is closer to his sister than I am to Russia!"

26. Belarus is not allowed to kill Liechtenstein for the same reason.

27. Belarus is not allowed to break all of the bones in Lithuania's body in exchange for a date.

28. Just because Russia wears a scarf that Ukraine gave him does not mean that he will wear a pair of panties that she gives him.

29. Belarus is not allowed to kill America because Russia does not like him.

30. … a little maiming is okay, though.

31. Belarus is not allowed to tell Latvia where babies come from.

32. The Cold War was not Unresolved Sexual Tension, so she cannot kill America for being attracted to her brother.

33. Having a crush on Russia is not a killing offence …

34. … and not that many nations do, anyway.

35. If Belarus breaks any of these rules, she will not be able to see Russia for a week.