Totally Extreme
Chapter 3
Here we go, another chapter. Enjoy
Horrorsville- 11:23 A.M.
Horrorsville, a seemingly normal, town, from the outside, but it is not so average, as our spies are about to find out. They landed, just on the outskirts of the town, Sam was looking over her X-powder to see if this was the area where the demons went to. Soon, though, the blip gave out. "Oh dear, the spit ball tracker must have worn out." "Well", said Alex, "At least we know they are somewhere in there", said Alex pointing to the town. "What is there", asked Clover. They then noticed a huge bill board that said, "Welcome To Horrorsville." The name of course made the spies give a screwy look at the sign. "Okay, like what kind of totally stupid name is Horrorsville", asked Clover. "Well, whatever it's name is, we minus well go in and investigate", said Alex. "WAIT", yelled Sam. "We can't just stroll in there looking like spies. Besides, those demon thingys might recognize us." "Oh yea, good point", said Alex. With that they pulled out their X-powders.
After looking through an assortment of disguises, they each selected one and the clothing replaced their spy suits as it was teleported onto their bodies. "Now, let's check out this Whatitsville", said Clover. "Horrorsville", said Sam. "Whatever", said Clover.
A few minutes later, they were walking the streets of Horrorsville. The spies kept checking the surroundings for anything strange or unusual. "Aside from the name of this place, nothing odd is going on", said Clover. "Yeah, those three demons could be anywhere", said Alex. Soon they heard their stomachs growl. "Well, why don't we find a place to eat, for starters", said Sam. "Yeah, good idea", said Clover.
A few minutes later, they found a fast food resterant, on the sign was a logo marked Burger Freak. "Okay, what kind of self-possessed mind would create a name like that. I am surprised it's in business", said Clover. "Let's just go in", whined Alex, "I need something to eat." "Okay", said Sam, "I just hope the name is just a name."
Inside, at one of the many tables, a dark-haired, young man, wearing a black sweatshirt and black pants, was busy talking with his sister, who has short yellow hair, has a blue vest over a light blue shirt, and blue jeans. Nearby were three other boys, one was odd looking, he had the hood of his purple sweatshirt over his head and what made him look odd was the fact his face was green looking. As for the other two, one was wearing a blue hat, and had glasses, the second had brown hair and was a little short.
"And so", said the green-faced guy, "I said to him, 'THAT'S NO BUG, THAT'S MY MOTHER!'" He then bursted out laughing. Everyone just stared at him, not getting the joke. After he stopped the green-faced guy said, "I am wasting my best material on these sons of a b. . ." Before he could finish, the door opened and the first to notice was the cap guy. "Well, look who just walked in." The whole group looked and saw three girls, one with long red hair, the other with short blonde hair, and the third with very short black hair, and had darker skin than the other two. The blonde haired girl was wearing a red tube top, with a red skirt, and had red high heels. The red head had on a blue shirt; with a purple skirt (She wore that in Child's Play). The black haired girl had on blue blouse with a white rippled skirt (as seen in the episode Abductions). The group at the table looked at them. "Psst", said the brown haired boy, "Alex/Ed, seen 'em before." "No", said the dark-haired young man, who was Alex/Ed, "I have never seen them around before." "Hmmf", said his sister, "They look like a bunch of prepped up, snotty, valley girls." "Shortstuff", said Alex/Ed, "Shut up." They looked on as the girls made their way to the counter.
As the girls looked on a the menu, the blonde haired on made a face at one of the items. "Burgerburger? Okay, what kind of an idiot would give a stupid name such as that to a hamburger?" "I would happen to be that idiot", said the guy at the counter. He was an African-American with braids. "And I happen to take great pride in my food thank you very much." He looked them over, "Seeing as you three are out of towners, I'll over look this. Now, choose something."
The girls looked over the menu and finally came to a conclusion on what to order, "Okay, we will taketwo orders of Burgerburgers, one veggie burger, Crispy Fries, and Choka-Cola", said said the red-head. "Gotcha", said the guy. "Don't you mean, Coca. . .", the black-haired girl was interrupted when the guys hand slapped over her mouth. "Shhh. You wanna get sued!" (AN: Yes this is a Simpsons reference) The girl shook her head. "Good, now find a table and I will bring it to you in a minute." With that the spies went looking for a table. They saw a good booth near one of the windows, which was right across were Alex/Ed and his friends were sitting. So, they sat down and awaited their food to be served. "Okay, so far this town is like, freaky", said the blonde. "Totally", said the dark-haired girl. "Well, judging by the look of those demon characters, it makes a perfect place to hide", said the red-head.
Suddenly, to their surprise the resterant guy appeared and handed them their food. "There you go", he said. The spies looked at the food. The red-head and the dark haired girltook thier Burgerburger and took a bite, and suddenly thedark-haired girlwent, "This is the BEST BURGER I HAVE EVER TASTED!" "YEAH, MAKES THE OTHERS TASTE HORRIBLE", said thered-head. "YOU LIKE IT", said the guy. The two nodded. "GREAT! I like it when my custemers like my food!" After calming down he said, "Well enjoy." With that he walked away. The red-head then said, "The names may be corny, but the food sure isn't." "That's because Joe likes to please his customers." The girls turned to the guy who spoke, it was Alex/Ed.
The girls looked him over. "Who are you", asked the blonde. "Oh, sorry. My name is Alex/Ed." "Really", said the dark-haired girl, "I have the name Alex too, only it's short for Alexandria." "I see", said Alex/Ed. Then looking at the blonde and red-head he asked, "Who are they?" "I'm Sam", said the red-head. "And my name's Clover", said the blonde. "I have never seen you three before", said Alex/Ed, "You live here?" "NO WAY", said Clover, "Why would I want to live in a town with a stupid name." Alex/Ed just rolled his eyes and said, "O. . . Kayyy." Soon Phluffy and everyone else at Alex/Ed's table came on up. "Oh hey guys", said Alex/Ed. "So, Alex/Ed", said Ben, who are these three. "Oh, yeah, these three are Alex, Sam and Clover, and in case you were wondering, they are not from Horrorsville", said Alex/Ed. "If you three are not from Horrorsville", said Phluffy, "Where are you three from?" "Oh, we're from Beverly Hills", said Sam. "I KNEW IT", screamed Shortstuff, "You three are nothing but a bunch of bubble-headed valley girls!" "Shortstuff", said Alex/Ed in a concerned tone. Alex gave a look and said, "Listen kid we are so not from the Valley!" (AN: Okay, I heard this "valley" being mentioned by Alex in both First Brat and I'm Stuck in the Middle Ages with You, does anyone know what the heck is she talking about?) Alex/Ed whispered, "You must forgive my sister, she is very tough and angry most of the time." "I can tell", said Clover. "Anyway", said Alex/Ed, "These guys here are Phluffy Cockradio, Michael, Ben, and of course my sister, Shortstuff." Sam tapped Micheal's shoulder and whispered, "Is Shortstuff her real name?" "Legally yes, originally no."
"So", asked Ben, "What brings you three to Horrorsville." "Well, let's just say, we came due to our job." "Really", said Phluffy, "What is it?" "Well you see. . .", suddenly, before Clover could make up a story, the lights went out. "What happened", asked Micheal. Shortstuff ran to the window and said, "It's not just here. The whole city is blacked out." The other members of Alex/Ed's party looked out the window in wonder. Seeing it as the opportune moment to escape, Sam, Alex and Clover ran out of the resterant.
Outside of Burger Freak, the girls quickly commented on the situation. "I think this power outage might have to do with our demon 'friends'", said Sam. Clover opened her X-Powder and said, "Let's contact Jerry." Within a minute, Jerry's hologram appeared in the X-Powder. "Hello girls, what can I do for you?" "Jerry, we need you to track where all the power is being routed in a place called Horrorsville, we think someone is using the prisms for something." "OH, so you are in Horrorsville are you", asked Jerry. "You know this place", asked Clover in surprise. "Well, I only heard rumors of that place. Well anyway", said Jerry as he started typing, "It turns out the city's power is being redereted to this old aboned steel works factory on the outskirts of town." "Then let's head over there", said Alex. "Thanks Jer", said Clover. "Good luck spies, and be careful." With that, Clover closed her X-Powder, but not before she and the others used the X-Powders to put on their spy suits. They ignited their jetpacks and headed of.
Meanwhile inside Burger Freak, Alex/Ed and company were having a talk of their own. "Do you think it's them again", asked Alex/Ed. "Who else, besides it's clear today, so the only way a black out can be done is by a power outage", said Shortstuff. "But the question is why are they doing this", said Micheal. "Let's get to the HQ, we can track the source of the power drain there", said Phluffy. Everyone nodded in agreement and headed out.
Abandoned Steel Works Factory- 01:32 P.M.
"There it is", said Sam. Up ahead was huge factory, old and aged. "It figures they would want to use the prisms here", said Clover, "That's the oldest bad guy trick in the book." "But the question is, where", asked Sam. "I've got it", she said, taking out the m-ray contact lenses. She put them on her eyes and peered through the metal interiors. "I see them, they are on the factory main level." "Okay let's head on in", said Sam.
They landed on the roof and entered through the roof entrance. The spies then began making their way down to the main level. Along the way Clover began staring at the rusted walls and leaky pipes. "Eww, nast", she said, "Couldn't they have picked somewhere nicer to carry out their plan, like say a shopping mall?"
Soon they found the main hall, but as they entered Sam noticed something. "Hey, it's empty." Turning to Alex she said, "Alex, I thought you said they were on the main level." "I did, I saw them with my own two eyes through the m-ray contacts." "Well, they are not here now, it's as vacant as a. . . .ooof!" Clover got interrupted because someone nailed her from behind. "Clover what. . . off", Sam then got nailed too. "What's going. . . Ack", Alex then got nailed.
Sam was the first to regain consciousness. She found herself tied to a chair, as was Clover and Alex. Alex and Clover soon stirred and came too. "Oww, what happened", asked Alex. "Hello", said Clover, "Isn't it obvious, they somehow knew we were coming, and set the trap for us." "Too true", said a crackling voice. "However, we intended to catch a different trout than you three small minnows", said another.
"Okay, I don't have any idea what they said, but I think that minnow remark was an insult", said Clover. "Who are you", yelled Sam.
"We are the ones controlling those three demons, which are known as the Demon Triple Force, for obvious reasons", said the crackly voice. "And we are their one and only true masters." Then from out of the shadows, in front of them, stepped huge brown cockaroach and a young man with a sinister looking red face. The boy then spoke, "We are Rocky and One, otherwise known as. . . Battle Beyond!"
Okay, this is were we leave the spies for now. Will the spies escape their doom? What is up with Ed and co.? What is the sinister plan behind Battle Beyond and the Demon Triple Force? Is the sky blue? Will this fic cause me to get sued? Is this practically the worst chapter I have written thus far? When will I stop asking stupid questions? Wait until I upload next time, same fanfic category, same fanfic webpage.
P.S. Ed, I know of their true hideout, but I set up this place for a reason, just to let you know.