Totally Extreme
Chapter 4
pant pant catches breath Sorry I have not updated in while, I had to finish up my semester. Keep this in mind, life of a college student is NOT EASY. But know that I am off until the fall, I decided to take a moment or two to write up some updates, starting with this one! Oh, and SP Action Extreme 2 Noid, thanks for your e-mails on our characters and some info on the spies. And Mat, thank you for those reviews! Well, on with the story.
Rocky and One sneered at the two girls. Rocky was a cockroach the size of a teenaged boy, he was standing on his hind legs, with the rest acting as arms. He had a zigzag like mouth and human-like eyes. One looked just about normal. He was tall, and had black hair. He was dressed in a dunub jacket with a red t-shirt underneath, which was tucked into a pair of jeans which he wore a belt around. He had on a pair of leather loafers. His face was red and his eyes had a sneer-like look. He, at times, gave them a huge sneer.
The spies looked at their capters and gasped at who they were, Clover gave a huge grimace at seeing Rocky. "OH NO! NOT ANOTHER GIGANTIC BUG BATTLE!" (A little reference to 'Creepy Crawly Much'). Rocky snickered, "I see blondie over there has thing on bugs." "Well you would too if you happened on a guy who was using bugs to take over the world", said Alex and then gasped and said, "You are not going to make me your queen are you, I have a fashion statement on being a gigantic bug." Rocky again laughed, "Why would I, Rocky Cockradio, the half-cockroach, half Kamader, want a stupid human like you as a queen." Then getting up in Clovers face he said, "Once our plan is put in action, all you humans will be my slaves!" Clover just made a face and said, "Eww, could like so not talk into my face, you have breath that smell like you just ate some garbage." "I know, that's what I had for lunch", said Rocky, and with that he pulled away, and Clover just face faulted.
Sam then got curious and said, "Kamader, what is a Kamader?" "It's a shift-shaping alien with regenerative powers, they were the ones that created me and my brother", said Rocky. "Okay, a brother, great, just what I need, another man-sized cockroach." "Make that a man-sized shape shifting, half-cockroach you dummy", said One. "By the way, why are you called One", asked Alex. "Simple", said One, "It's short for, THE EVIL ONE!" "The Evil One, okay, now that is the lamest name I have ever heard", said Clover. "BE QUIET! I am called that because I have been manifested by ever single evil ever made!" "If you are so 'evil', why are you helping this cockroach with his plans", said Sam. "Let's just say we became fast friends when we first met." "But he wants to rule all humans", said Alex, "Won't that put you in danger?" "No, because he and I are after the same thing, and it's better to work together than against each other. Besides, he can rule all the humans on this planet as he wants, I have bigger fish to fry." "So what do you want", asked Sam, "The whole galaxy." "No, ALL OF REALITY!" "ALL OF REALITY", gasped the girls, "You mean as in other dimensions, other universes", asked Sam. "Ping pong, ping pong", said Rocky, imitating a bell on quiz show, then he said, "And with the items we have we both will have what we want." "Exactly", said One. Then he walked up to Sam and said, "Of course I would be more than happy to have someone as lovely as you rule with me." Sam glared at him and said, "DREAM ON!" Sam then spat in his face and managed to use one her legs to kick him in the family jewels. "OOOOOOOOH!" screamed One. "Serves you right", said Rocky. "Shut up", said One, who manged to recover, and then turning to Sam he said, "and you will be fortunate to know, you're not the first girl to have done that." "Who could blame them, I mean, hello, you are such a low life", said Clover.
Rocky went near a large cloth that was covering a piece of machinery. "We shall see which life is lower after we get our latest invention working." With that, Rocky pulled off the cover. It revealed a huge circular arch made of mostly of what appeared to be sandstone, but some parts of it where mechanical. The prisims where on slots on a mechanical circle that went around the arch. On top of the arch was a rectangular hole with which the prisms could pass through.
Alex just stared at it and said, "You mean to tell me you stole the laser and the prisms just enhance you home decorating." Rocky, One and the Demon Triple Force fainted then recovered. "No, not exactly", said One. "This little device is something leftover from the Mystics, a cult I once knew a long time ago." "How long ago", asked Sam. "About 9, maybe 10 thousand years", responded One. "And you are how old", asked Clover. "My reincarnated body is 18 years old. But my spirit is technically 10 thousand years old, give or take a century." The spies sweatdropped. "If you are that ancient, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME", yelled Clover. "I WAS TRAPPED IN A CRYSTAL IN THE LIMBO OF ALL OF REALITY KNOWN AS THE WARP WORLD", yelled One, who hated being reminded of that event. "Sorry I asked", said Clover. "Anyway, resuming what I said, as you know my goal is to rule all of reality, but so far, we have been using this." He held up an old book. "The Book of the Dimensions to travel from reality to reality, plus it has lot's of good spells too. But unfortunately the process is too long, and when our enemies show up we have to retreat." "Those enemies wouldn't be known as Action Extreme would they", asked Alex. One ran up, and held a baton-like device up to her, holding it like a staff. "You wouldn't happen to be a part of them would you." "No", said Alex, "Your demons over there just mentioned them." "Is this true Face", asked Rocky. "Yes", said Face, "And through our battle they didn't transform once, nor did they use any powers." "Any, powers", inquired Sam. "Hmm, makes sense", with that One took the device away from Alex. "Getting back to the subject, when we finally realized the problem, Rocky said, 'there must be a faster way' and then it hit me. This device, which was created by the Mystics to solve that problem long ago, the Inter-Dimensional Arch!"
"Blah, blah, blah", said Clover, "Just tell us what ya gonna do with all the stuff you stole." "Though you'd never ask", said One. "While this device still works, the years have taken it's toll on it, and some of the necessary things needed to work it were lost in the midst of time." "So", said Rocky, "We needed to find a method to replace what was missing, and after hacking through the net, we found out that the military was experimenting a similar method the Mystics used when they made the portal." "A laser capable of generating a portal when defused properly through the prisms", said Sam. "Correct", said One, and again using the yellow baton-device, he used it to point to the laser hanging on the ceiling and pointing straight at the hollow square. "And that diffusion lies in the Arch. Once we have successfully re-created the process, we will be able to travel, to countries, to planets, to other universes in a blink of an eye." "And it will be so fast that even Action Extreme can't get us", said Rocky.
"Not if we have anything to say about it", said Sam. "Oh really, last I checked you are tied up with no way to get loose", said Rocky. Then getting up close, he shapshifted one of his hands into a lobster claw and placed it in front of Sam. "And after this is done you three will be our slaves." With that he gave the claw a 'snap, snap', and then he shapshifted it back to normal. "I would have to have at least the red-haired on for myself", said One. "You are desperate for a date aren't you", said Rocky. "Yeah, kinda", said One, moping. "Well come on, let's get this thing rumbling", said Rocky. He walked past one, and climed a ladder up to platform that contained controls for all the components of the Arch. One turned and said, "Face, Creepy, keep an eye on these three, Go-Karter, come with us." "Yes sir", said Go- Karter, who followed after One. Face and Creepy took their posts in front of the spies.
"Okay, we know the plot, know what are we supposed to do", asked Clover. "Simple, we use our laser lipsticks to cut the ropes", said Sam. "Oh yeah", said Clover. With that, they reached into their packs and managed to pull out their laser lipsticks and managed to turn them on with the laser pointed at the ropes. The lasers from the laser lipsticks cut the ropes quickly, and was unnoticed by two Demons, especially since they have their backs turned.
Meanwhile, Rocky and One were busy beginning the power up procedure for the laser, and the mechanisms in the Arch. The metallic circle was beginning to spin, slowly. "Power output is at 29 ", said Rocky. "Good, keep it up", said One. "Go-Karter was nearby, being a body guard.
The spies, now free from the ropes, quickly snuck up behind Creepy and Face and punched their lights out. "Gyaa", went Face. Eeeek", said Creepy. "Well that takes care of Ugly and the Beast", said Clover, dusting her hands thustly. Sam looked up to the platform Rocky and One were one and said, "We need to stop Rocky and One from powering up the Arch!" "Well let's go", said Alex, as they ran towards the platform. Nearby, Face and Creepy recovered. Creepy groaned and said, "How the heck did those three get free?" "I don't know", said Face, "But we should try to stop them." "Well duh", said Creepy. With that they followed after the girls.
Meanwhile, Go-Karter saw the spies and the demons approaching. "Masters Rocky and One, it seems somehow the three girls we have captured have escaped and are approaching. "WHAT", went Rocky and One. "How did . . ." Rocky then just stoppend and said, "Oh, never mind, we'll just take care of this ourselves." "Go- Karter, stay here and guard the control panel", ordered One, "Whatever you do, don't let anything stop this control panel." "Yes sir", said Go-Karter.
The spies almost reached the ladder reaching the control platform, when Rocky and One jumped down. "Well done", said Rocky, "We never expected a team of Valley Girls to escape that easily." Alex groaned and said, "How many times do I have to say this, WE ARE SO NOT FROM THE VALLEY!" "Whatever", said One, "But the only way to get to the controls is though us!" With that Rocky and One got into a battle stance. Behind the girls Creepy and Face showed up. "Sorry we let them escape masters, but don't fret, we shall aid you to make up for our failure!" With that they too got in battle stances.
The spies looked them over. "Okay, a demented boy, a creepy looking monkey, a guy with a face not even a mother could love and roach-zilla", said Clover, "I'd say the odds are in our favor." "Let's take em on", said Alex. With that they got into battle stances.
In a few minutes the teams launched at each other and the fight began.
Okay this is where I will stop for now, but don't worry, the next chapter will have loads of action. I also like to thank SP Action Extreme 2 Noid for helping me with this. Soniclover, I also thank you for reviewing this, and for reviewing Shadow's Story. And of course Matthew. I am finally off for the semester, so whenever I feel I can spare the time, I will write the next chapter. Until then, Ta ta.