Authoress' notes: Told you I'll update! Here's your shot of sweet, tangy Deisaku!

The Good, The Bad and The Idiocy of Men

"You're mwean!"

Hands a bit pugy crossed in front of her non-existent chest, five year old Haruno Sakura pouted and glared at her playmate who was swing his legs from the three he was sitting. The blonde from up the tree smirked as he exaggeratedly swing his legs a couple more times, loving how it annoyed the little pinkette.

"I'm not, you're just jealous coz I can climb up trees and you can't, un!" Deidara laughed and stucked out his tongue- blue from the cotton candy he ate earlier.

"I am not, jwealous!" Sakura pouted, Deidara laughed once again. Even as a smart five year old, the pinkette was still a five year old vulnerable to grammar and speech errors.

They stayed there until the sun reached the horizon, about to take its rest, with Deidara sitting on the tree's branch and Sakura under its shade. The pinkette stood up, dusted off her Hello Kitty dressed and looked up to the blonde. Her head just hatched a new chick idea…thing!

"I'm going to twell Swasori-kun and he'll pway with mwe!" Sakura giggled and stomped off while the blonde fell down the tree and ran after her.

Authoress' notes: I cant seem to go more than one page of a drabble,huh?