Sakura woke up as a cat.
Not the best thing to be when ya have to find the guy thats gonna love you for the rest of your life.
So she sat on Kakashi's chest and pawed at his face.
"Wake up." she mewed.
Of course he couldn't understand her.
She finally got so pissed at him that she scratched his face.
"WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" she hissed.
That woke him up.
"NINJA CATS ARE ATTACKING! NINJA CATS ARE ATTACKING!" he screamed groggily
Sakura was starting to get annoyed.
"Oh..." said Kakashi.
He kissed her forehead and she turned back into a semi-human.
"So where should we start?"
Sakura was wearing a cap and a long skirt.
She looked around for single men.
"Hmmmm..." she said.
She walked up to one of the guys and kissed him.
"...Nope I don't feel any different..."
So she repeated the process several times on different men.
Same result.
"My luck sucks..." said Sakura.
Poof! She was a cat again.
"DAMN YOU WORLD!" she yowled.
Kakashi poofed in and said,"Need a little help?"
She narrowed her eyes in annoyance as he kissed her forehead.
"My life sucks..." she whispered as she redressed.
Hey sorry for such a short chap...