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Notes: Yup…a oneshot. This thing is dedicated to my dentist, 'cause she's awesome! 

A Smile A day Keeps Deidara at Bay

Sakura nervously darted her eyes for any form of possible escape and freedom. The clock was ticking and time was running out. Sweat beaded at her forehead as she nervously chewed on her lips, her hands were clammy and her feet were more than ready to run even in her fabulicious boots.

"Hey Sakura, un, can you stop looking like I'm going to sacrifice you or something, un?" Deidara laughed at his girlfriend's uneasiness as he drove her towards the one place she dreaded the most…

"Deidara, you're taking me to the dentist! How dare you tell me to calm down?!" Sakura growled at the blonde as they turned into a corner. Damn, she could already see the sign… 'DOOM'.

Deidara pulled over and parked the car in front of the clinic's vast parking lot. They were a little bit early, but knowing the pinkette, Deidara knew it would take more than an hour to calm down his girl.

Sakura stared at the building with a look that belonged to a person about to enter the door of death…or something like that. Her eyes were wide and she was trembling. The pinkette turned to the blonde and smiled uneasily.

"You know…we could always reschedule, I mean…we are a bit early and well, the dentist might not be there yet…So yeah…" Sakura grinned suddenly and proceeded to seduce her boyfriend "And maybe we could use our time for much, much, more enjoyable activities"

Deidara made 'tsk' sound from the back of his throat as he fought down a blush and frowned at the pinkette. "No, un. As tempting as your offer sounds and as much as I want to, we are not going to resched, you're just going to have your teeth cleaned, jeez un. What's with you and dentists anyway?"

The beryl eyed girl pouted at him, "I have nothing against dentists! Nothing! I mean…my dentist is Jiraiya for crying out loud!"

Deidara shook his head and began pushing Sakura towards the door with little effort, really, she should eat more.

Apparently they were a little too early, the door was still locked and the big "Sorry were closed" sign with the smiling tooth was Sakura's saviour.

Deidara turned to the smirking pinkette, "So...is the offer still standing?"

Notes:  Review!! Remember this collection is to be updated every 2 or 3 or 5 days when I'm super busy until it reaches the big 50 or 100 whatever you guys like. So review, I am currently working on the other installment!