Talk about bi-polar…

Sakura rolled her eyes as she tapped her feet on the carpeted ground. Here she was all dressed up and primped, with all the freaking curls on her hair and the stupid itchy stuff caked on her face, waiting for her goddamn date to show up when she could be in her house, watching Asia's Biggest Loser, eating ice cream and minding her own life but no, Ino just had to be her best friend, her blonde manipulating best friend and go all puppy eyes on her while she just had to give in!

The pinkette ignored the stares of the other people in the restaurant as she absent-mindedly played with her fork, hitting the plate with it thus making some sort of high pitch sound. She had been here for an hour already! What kind of man makes a woman wait that long huh?

"Apparently, Ino pig's cousin" Sakura mumbled to herself and rolled her pretty green eyes, "I should've expected this though, knowing Ino, lateness must run in the family" A wry smile played on her lips as she remembered the times she had to fetch Ino in her dorm room to wake her up for school. They often were late back then, after waking her up they always went to the guys' dorm building to meet Naruto and Sasuke…

Sakura halted her thoughts and her eyes narrowed dangerously, those bastards… What kind of friends suddenly disappears after graduation huh? Not telling you where they are, not even trying to contact you or something while you sink into depression a summer before fucking college, huh? Then they suddenly come back, bringing an army of memories behind them expecting you to welcome them, I mean what the fuck?

"Ma'm, would you like something?" Sakura peered up to the fidgeting waiter under her thick lashes. The male in his early twenties blushed and smiled a boyish smile. Sakura held back a sigh, although it was nice to know that she hadn't lost her charm yet, she preferred to use it on her date not some cute boy. "No thank you, I'm waiting for someone" Sakura answered and watched the waiter hide his disappointment as he totter away after leaving the menu on her table.

"Well, if he's not going to come I'll enjoy the coupon Ino got all by myself" Sakura grinned at her idea and ignored the vibrating of her phone inside her pouch bag. Despite her petite figure, Sakura's a big eater. And when I type big, I meant BIG. Her manicured hand reached for the menu, her eyes scanning the picture of the food the restaurant was famous of, and licked her lips.

"Yum"

All could've been well if she hadn't notice the words written on the top of the menu, mocking her with its beautiful font.

"Oh shit"

Deidara let out an annoyed sigh and sunk back to his seat, already giving up hope that the date his stupid cousin set up for him. He's been waiting here for thirty minutes already!

To: Sakura-babes

Fr: Ino the hottie

Sakura baby, love, the date is relocated. Go to "Gustave's" and meet my hot cuz. have fun, love!

An: Not my best, but I'm already suffering Withrawal symptoms for not writing for a long time. But on the Brightside, Karin's dead! Review!!