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Chapter 5 I'm Not Eager
Tala woke up feeling like his head was being slowly broken in half by a pick axe. The light was already hurting him and he had yet to open his eyes.
When he did he noticed that the ceiling had suspicious red stains that looked like blood and that there was a black sock with aluminous blue skull and cross bones on it hanging over the smoke alarm.
He blinked and then it all began to sink in, (He had a new room after all it took a moment to register) This was not his room!
He sat bolt upright causing the bed to shake a little and the blanket to fall off of his chest.
Feeling a little colder than he should he down and took a curious peek under the covers.
He was in a stranger room and he was NAKED!
Tala tried to calm himself. Breathing in and out slowly. He had been at a party. Maybe he had just slept with someone, that was all.
Disconcerting considering that party was full old friends and complete strangers, still he could live with that…
Well that was until he finally dared to look around him and realise that he was surrounded by people. Surrounded by naked people and at least four of them were in the bed with him.
Tala screamed.
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Bryan had been passed out at the kitchen table when he heard the strange scream.
At first he was angry that someone would be stupid enough to make the pain in his head worse.
Then he was curious, why would somebody be screaming?
"What was that?" asked Rei sitting up from where he'd been sprawled out on the floor. "It sounds like someone screaming."
Bryan nodded and got up and began edge slowly towards the sound. Rei picked up a chair leg and followed trying to ignore the complete destruction the party had caused and trying not to tread on any of his friends.
Bryan reached the door and flung it open and then collapsed onto the frame overpowered by hysterical laughter.
Rei jumped as he felt a hand rest on his shoulder.
"What's going on, were we raided or something?" Max whispered looking rumpled but amazingly not too hung over.
'Ah the beauty of alcopops' thought Rei wishing that he stayed with Max and drunk WKD's mixed with Reef all night rather than finishing a bottle and half of Jack Daniels all on his own.
Rei shrugged at Max and made his way to the door. Max followed close behind.
When they stopped behind Bryan and saw what he seen it was impossible not to join in the laughter.
"I knew it!" choked Bryan, "I knew he threw ORGIES!"
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Tala was relieved when the door swung open and then confused when he saw who it was. He could have killed Bryan when he collapsed with laughter and he was heavily embarrassed when afterwards Bryan was joined by the two Bladebreakers.
"Shut up!" he almost shouted causing a few people in the room to stir.
This only made the other three laugh harder and made Tala wonder if it was possible to die from laughter. He hoped so.
"Enough!" he tried again.
Wyatt jumped up from his position at the front of the bed. "OH MARY MOTHER OF GOD!" he screamed, "MY ESSAYS! MY ESSAYS!" panicking and running from the room completely naked.
Tala paused for a moment at the sheer oddity of the situation 'what the hell happened to these people while I was gone?' he thought.
Bryan, Max and Rei stopped for a moment before breaking into fresh peels of laughter that held twice the intensity.
"I've only been back five minutes and I'm sick of them already" grumbled Tala lowly as he scanned the floor for his clothes.
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Tala sat at the kitchen table half dressed and drinking tea out of what could be described as a rather large egg cup. "So what now?" he asked.
"Dunno" said Bryan offering around a joint.
"I think you have a drug problem," Tala commented, "When the first thing you do when you wake up…"
"If you didn't want any you should have just declined." Bryan cut in, "Anyway I'm not the one who was in an orgy last night"
Tala blushed and looked down at his tea. "I can't even remember how it happened." he admitted.
"We should wake Kai up and ask" said Rei helpfully.
"How would Kai know?" asked Tala dreading the answer, he remembered their little confrontation.
Bryan looked up his face showing fresh mirth. "you really don't…what is your last memory of the party?"
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Tala felt Kai's fist hitting his face before he even had time to react.
"Kai…" he wasn't stupid enough to want to fight the two toned haired boy.
"You could have called you arse! You disappeared when you were barely out of hospital…we didn't even know if you were alive! Running off with an orderly! You are so stupid! Let me guess you found out he was married?" Kai ranted not even looking at him.
"How did you?…" stuttered Tala amazed.
"His wife came round my house. Your address listed at the hospital was mine. Man was she pissed off…and she wouldn't go away, I had to call the police."
"Kai I'm…"
"Save it. Just save it." said Kai walking away, "Just stay away from me."
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"Me and Kai had an argument." said Tala looking out the window.
"That's the last thing you remember?" asked Max "That was right near the beginning of the party."
"Well I hit the bottle pretty hard after that." admitted Tala
"Oh well. I hate to be the one to break it to you then…but the room that you just woke up in…It was Kai's…"
End of Chapter- I know not long, but I am bleeding.