SAA - Chapter 9
The room was mostly bare with a small desk full of refreshments in the corner and a circle of rough looking people on chairs in the centre.
One stood;
"My name is Kai and I am a sex addict" Kai waited expectantly for applause.
"Sex Addicts Anonymous is down the hall. This is Alcoholics Anonymous so unless you have a drinking problem…"
Kai jumped and tucked the flask back into his pocket, "Hmmm Whiskey" he muttered and then, "Huh were you talking to me?"
Down the hall Two minutes later in a very similar room…
Kai looked around nervously hoping that this was finally the right room.
"Go on," a middle aged balding man encouraged.
"My name is Kai and I am a Sex Addict."
Everybody clapped.
Kai nodded and went to sit.
"I'm sorry, kai was it? But you have to say a little about yourself," said the guy who had spoken before. Guy looked him up and down and frowned the guy looked like he have never had sex in his life.
"Not much to tell really…" he started, "I'm really here because of my friend Bryan."
"Go on…" the pervy old guy prompted.
"Well things were fine really until he actually decided to take his relationship with his boyfriend Rei seriously…"
"You a fag?" asked another guy sounding disgusted.
"I'm Bi…and screw you." snapped Kai smirking a little at the irony of telling someone to screw anything at Sex Addicts Anonymous.
"Go on…" encouraged the pervy man again eyeing Kai hungrily.
"Well you see when I hung out with Bryan before it didn't matter how many guys or girls I had sex with because he was doing the same."
"The problem started a long time ago by the sounds of it." offered another member of the group trying to be helpful.
"Well I didn't really consider it a problem then."
"We don't see these things until it is nearly too late."
"Well I still don't really see it as a problem now. So I like sex, so what?" Kai shrugged.
"How much sex do you have Kai?"
Kai growled angrily and went to advance on the unsuspecting group leader menacingly .
The pervy guy raised his fat paws defensively, "please don't take offence we are just trying to establish how much of a problem you have."
"It's not a problem." argued Kai.
"If it wasn't a problem then you wouldn't be here. Kai when was the last time you had sex?"
"About fifteen minutes ago…"
"And you don't have a problem?"
"It was a long journey!" Kai had completely forgotten where he was a began to defend himself like a teenage boy caught smoking behind the bike sheds.
"Where are you from Kai?" the guy asked his tone of voice becoming more amused.
"The University..."
"The one at the end of the road?"
Kai didn't like the guys tone, "I went the long way!"
"We are not here to judge " said the man raising his hands again this time in supplication.
"Hmn." grunted Kai angrily.
"This friend of your Bryan, did you and he engage in any sexual acts?"
"Sometimes; you know if you were drunk." Kai stopped and thought for a minute, "Or bored" he paused again, "Or you know if we won or lost a bet…or you know if we were at a party."
"And you are sure that your problem is not your relationship with this boy?"
"No it's probably the orgies" said Kai beginning to get distracted to the quite sexy guy on his right.
"Orgies?" the guy choked out incredulously.
"Yeah. Only four or five of them but everyone keeps on turning it into a big deal."
"The orgies?" said the guy again still sounding strange
"Yes orgies" Kai snapped turning his stare from the sexy guy and angrily glaring at the perv. "Are you slow or something?" Kai turned his gaze back to the sexy guy just in time to see the sexy guy wink at him. Kai glared at him and the sexy guy smiled and tipped his head a little indicating the broom closet at the end of the room. Kai raised his eyebrows.
It was difficult to tell who stood first and as both Kai and the hot guy got up and ran to the closet slamming the door being them and not being to quiet about what they were doing in there either.
Twenty minutes later….
Kai emerged from the closet leaving the passed out hot guy behind him. Lighting a cigarette his eyes scanned the room and then the cigarette hit the floor as his mouth fell open.
"Fucking orgies!" he screamed, "EVERYWHERE I GO FUCKING ORGIES!"
A guy looked up from the mass of naked writhing bodies and smiled "Wanna join?"
The door slamming could be heard throughout the whole apartment. Followed by a loud "UGHHHHHH!"
Bryan jolted awake from where he had been napping at the table a sheet of rizzler paper stuck to his cheek.
"How'd it go" he slurred rubbing his eyes, "Hey where did you get a hickey?"
"Fucking orgy!" he shouted, "You sent me to a bloody orgy!"
"Kai I sent you to Sex Addicts Anonymous" said Bryan confused.
"What?" asked Wyatt coming in to see what all the shouting was about.
"Bryan sent Kai to Sex Addicts Anonymous" said Rei entering the room.
Wyatt blushed.
"So Kai how is the sex problem?" asked Rei amused. "Did you tell them that you are MR Orgy?"
"Screw you."
"So you got lost on your way to SAA?" asked Bryan.
"No I found it…after I found AA anyway."
Bryan shuddered, "You entered that horrible hell?"
"It was an accident!" Kai argued.
"So then why does the orgy come into this? I thought that I heard Kai shouting about an orgy." said Rei.
"Bryan sent me to the stupid SAA because of you so shut up before I kill you…hey if I kill you then I won't need to go there again…"
Rei started backing away scared as Kai got a funny look in his eye.
"Kai's talking allot" said Max walking in, "Even if it is about death."
"I think I preferred the quiet Kai, less scary" added Tyson cringing and staring at the muttering Kai.
"Why is everyone in my bloody house." asked Kai suddenly stopping his psychotic muttering.
"Calm down Kai what happened?" soothed Rei all death threats forgotten.
"I went to SAA."
"Sex Addicts Anonymous." Wyatt clarified helpfully.
"And the stupid leader started arguing with me."
"What about?" asked Bryan confused.
"About weither or not I have a problem."
Everyone rolled there eyes.
"Then what happened?" asked Max confused.
"So then me and this guy went to the broom closet and when I came out there was an orgy going on!"
"What!" squeaked Tyson too shocked to laugh.
"Kai why were you in the broom closet?" asked Max.
"That's not important! The important thing is…"
"Kai why were you in the broom closet!"
"Look obviously you are missing the point…"
"Kai!"
"I don't have a problem!" Kai shouted storming out and slamming the door.
"Wow he really has a problem." said Tyson turning to Max.
"So he screwed one guy in a closet" shrugged Bryan distractedly.
"I suppose…but I just bumped into Brooklyn and he said him and Kai had sex about two hours ago when he was on the way to SAA." said Tyson shaking his head.
Bryan sighed.