Century Sleepover

I know it's been like forever since I made a new chapter, and for that I am sorry. But, since Christmas was here and all, I got a lot of good presents that kept me away from the computer a while. I totally forgot about the story and I'm sorry. For this, I'm just going to skip the part about the cast talking and get right to the action/romance/humor!

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For those who don't remember, where we last let off, Shikamaru, Ino and Chouji had gotten captured. Lee and Gai are out in the forest. Neji and Tenten made their escape, and the other 6 genin (Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kiba, Hinata and Shino) are flying around like crazy to escape Kakashi and Kurenai. Let's continue.

The 6 genin!

"So, they're still chasing us?" Naruto asked as all 6 genin bounced frantically from tree to tree.

"I don't know, I sorta lost track." Kiba replied.

"So what are we running for?" Sakura asked. "Can't we at least take a breather?"

"No, that's not smart." Sasuke replied.

"Well why not!?" Sakura whined.

"Because we'd get caught instantly if we gave them a chance to catch up." Shino replied instantly. Sakura sighed.

"We need to find a place to hide." Shino started. "Any suggestions?"

"Nope, I got nothing," Naruto said grinning.

"Shut up! If you don't have anything good to say then don't say it." Sasuke replied cold as ice.

Minutes passed…

Silence. "What, no response?" Sasuke said looking back. He gasped.

"What's wrong?" Hinata asked. Sasuke smirked and turned his head back.

"Well, we lost Naruto." Sasuke replied. Everyone looked backward. No Naruto.

"W-what happened to him?" Hinata asked worriedly.

"Probably captured." Kiba said.

"Wait…hold on." Sakura said pointing toward the ground. "Is that him?" Sure enough, on the ground running for his life was the number one knucklehead ninja Naruto. "Yeah, that is him, I wonder what he's doing down there." Sasuke pulled out a pair of binoculars and looked behind Naruto.

"Hmm…hey, it's a stampede of…monkeys?" Sasuke said. "Now why would monkey's be chasing Naruto?"

"Maybe he took something from them." Shino suggested. Sasuke looked back at Naruto and started to laugh.

"What? What?" Sakura asked. Sasuke handed her the binoculars and said, "Look in his back pocket." She nodded and looked through the binoculars.

"Hey, is that…a banana?" Sakura said zooming in. "Hey, it is! Wait a second…there's something on the banana…it says… 'Kiba did this.'" Everyone turned around at Kiba, who was laughing his head off at the display.

"Nice," Sasuke said, throwing him the binoculars. Kiba stopped laughing long enough to grab them and put them back in his pocket. ZAP! Everything was covered in static!

"Okay…what the heck," Kiba said. Everyone looked around, not seeing anything but black and white dots zipping around them like the embers on a campfire. "Is it me, or does this spell trouble?"

"Yeah, that's what I said." Shino said. "This isn't any normal genjutsu." He started to walk in front of the group, moving his head back and forth. "Nope, I got nothing on this one."

"Hey, how are we still in the air?" Hinata asked. Everyone looked down. And then up. And then waved to the audience as they fell into an inevitable abyss. "Man I hate these gags." Sasuke said.

"Hey look, there's Naruto!" Hinata said pointing to under them. Naruto, falling just as fast as they were, only he was…eating a giant frosted cookie?

Sakura cupped her hands over her mouth and yelled, "Hey Naruto!" Naruto looked up from devouring his frosted delight and grinned big.

"Hey, where'd you get the cookie you big dobe!?" Sasuke yelled.

"Just reach out and grab one!" Naruto exclaimed as he went back to wolfing down his frosted treat.

"Nah, I'd rather not," Sasuke said. ZAP! "Okay where are we now?" Sasuke asked. What surrounded him was total darkness, so nothing could be told of where they were…for the moment. Sasuke cautiously walked forward until he stopped in something…squishy and soft. He looked up, and saw nothing.

Meanwhile…

"Umm…Tsunade-sama? What happened to Sasuke?" Sakura said climbing out of the television. "He came out first so…"

"I don't know, but ever since you got back I've had the strangest itch…" She replied. All of a sudden, out popped black spikes from her…busom area. ROFL, guess what, or should I say who, that is? "Umm…oh boy."

"Don't tell me that's…" Hinata started. Tsunade nodded. "That's just wrong on so many levels."

"Heh heh," Tsunade laughed nervously. Suddenly, in came Asuma with his team in a cage. He put them on the floor and stood in soldier form saying, "Mission accomplished."

"That's not necessary." Tsunade replied, turning herself so she faced him.

"Umm…what's that in your…" Shikamaru said.

"Don't ask." Everyone else said.

"So…Now what?" Naruto asked.

"Hello, sleepover, remember?" Tsunade said turning around.

"Well yeah, but I was talking about Sasuke." Naruto replied, pointing toward her massive knockers.

"I'll tell you what, I'll get him out, you…go and keep Lee's team company."

"What do you mean…keep them company?" Kiba asked.

"You'll see when you see them." Tsunade said as she started walking up her huge, gigantic stairway. "I'll see you when I get him out."

"Whatever…" Kiba said walking into the next room. "GASP!"

"You don't have to say gasp Kiba…it's just…" Naruto just totally stopped talking. And everyone else gawked when the finally realized what they were seeing.

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Sorry for the cliffy, tired. And I want some blood. Terribly sorry, for real I am. As for how they got there, I'll explain next chapter, trust me. As for Sasuke, he'll never be the same when he gets out…

Shikamaru: Can you let us out of the cage now?

Me: Sorry, you'll have to wait 'till next chapter!

Chouji: But I'm HUNGRY!!!

Shikamaru: And I have to go to the bathroom!

Ino: And I have to go groom myself for no apparent reason what so ever!!!

Me: sigh read and review guys.

Ino: but…

Me: NO BUTS!