Century Sleepover

Hey hey hey. I'm back. I mean we're back to the story. Let us continue where we left off shall we? P.S. I REALLY like the title of this chapter. I came up with it somewhere round the middle. When this is all over, you'll understand EXACTLY what the title means. Mwa ha ha!

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I'm sure you're wondering what everyone saw right? Well, let's continue. (I already said that? Fine, let's GO ON!)

"Lee, what the heck are you wearing!?" Naruto said pointing particularly at Lee's "new hair style."

"I'm not Lee, I'm Yugi." 'Lee' said. Everyone (of course) sweatdropped. Neji looked up and mouthed "help me" to everyone else. Tenten, on the other hand, was sprawled out on a bean bag chair, fast asleep.

"Umm…er…what's going on?" Sakura asked. Lee stood up slowly and put his hands on his hips.

"I shall defeat my nemesis and save the world by beating him in this card game!" Lee replied, thrusting his hand up toward the sky. "For I am the all powerful pharaoh! Who wins every game except when the competition cheats!" Then he sat back down and picked his cards back up.

"Let me guess, Alcohol?" Sasuke asked.

"Alcohol," Neji replied. Sasuke nodded and sat on the couch. "Well, that, and this room is possessed by something," He replied while setting his cards on the floor.

"Do you give up, opponent!?" Lee…er…Yugi (lol) replied.

"Whatever," Neji replied calmly.

"Ah HA! I AM VICTORIOUS!!!" Lee said while jumping up and down. "Now my true evil plan can come into fold," he mumbled to himself while cackling evilly.

"Ooookay…" Naruto said.

"Can someone let us out of this freakin cage!!!" Shikamaru yelled.

"Oh yeah," Kiba said. "The keys are on the table next to you." The captive ninja looked to the table and there were the golden keys shining brightly.

"I can't believe we didn't notice that sooner." Ino said. Shikamaru placed his palms together and activated his shadow to push the table over. The table crashed to the ground and he grabbed the keys.

"Hmm…well that's settled." Naruto said walking into the 'possessed' room. He looked down at himself, then up at everyone else, then down again. "Hmm, I say, this is quite the uncomfortable clothing. Be right back chaps," Naruto said in a fake British accent as he jumped out the window.

"That…was weird," Hinata said awkwardly.

"That's life for ya," Shino replied under his jacket. Suddenly, Naruto zipped back through the window in a white lab coat.

"Ah, much better," He said brushing himself off. "So, what'd I miss fellows?" Every ninja there, well, beside Lee of course, stood there with mouths agape.

"No comment," Sasuke said with his eyes closed and crossing his arms.

"It's simple dear fellows. Our lovely yet old Hokage has placed her unique jutsu on this household, causing my personality and intellect to change." Naruto said intelligently (and still in the fake British accent). He pulled out a large chalkboard and started writing stuff down. "As you know, I used to be a bumbling idiot with absolutely no manners whatsoever. But, that's been reversed, so now I am a intelligent, compromising young lad. Art thou any questions?"

"Okay, I understand that, but what's with the fake British accent?" Sakura said.

"You know, honestly, I don't have any idea whatsoever." Sakura sweatdropped. "But rest assured, for I shall study on this matter."

"So why's Neji unaffected?" Kiba asked.

"How should I know, you ask him." Naruto said negatively.

"I thought you said you had manners!" Kiba barked angrily.

"I told you I was a compromising young lad, I never said I had manners." Naruto replied, smirking. Then he wrote on the chalkboard quick as lighting 'OWNED XP'.

"Well alrighty then. Neji, explain." Shikamaru said from behind the steaming Kiba. Neji stood up and dusted himself off.

"Simple, I have changed. I have more control over myself now so it looks like I didn't." Neji replied. "Same as the Uchiha over there." He pointed to the Sharingan holder, who was fast asleep, and drooling. Note: His arms were still crossed. If I had a picture of that, I'd SO sell that on Ebay. But I'm getting off. "Okay…maybe not." Neji said sweatdropping.

"Here's another example," Naruto said grabbing Shino. "Take Shino. He barely says anything unless it's something smart or has something to do with a mission. So bring him into this room and…"

Shino raised his finger in the air and said, "Pie time."

"And…" Naruto continued. "He'll be more random than Youtube!"

"Time to duel, Yugi. And this time, you don't stand a ghost of a chance." Shino said.

"Bring it on, Kiba. Kicking your butt never gets old." Lee…hold on…Yugi replied. Note: That is Lee, just…well…you know…zzz…

"Oh, and he'll infringe every copyright law known to man." Naruto said.

"EEEEEH!!" Shino screeched.

"And some known only to dolphins…" Naruto replied again. "Hey hey! Wait a second! Wasn't Sasuke stuck in Tsunade's ginormous breasts?"

"Yeah, that's weird…" Kiba said. Suddenly, 'Sasuke' was behind Kiba. And he poofed into Barney!!! DUN DUN DUN!!! "Oh no, not again!"

"Yeah, the New Year's marathon isn't over yet…mwa ha ha!!!" Barney cackled and grabbed Kiba. Then he threw him into the nearby television and dived into the television himself. Naruto wrote up on the board "PWNT XD" and sat down on the couch where 'Sasuke' used to be.

"Ah, what a shame," Sakura said sitting next to Naruto on the couch and ACCIDENTALLY touching Naruto's hand. You know what that means right? No? Here's a flashback.

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Flashback:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

"Hey guys," said Sakura as she approached them. Naruto and Hinata both replied at the same time, saying, "Hey, Sakura." They looked at each other, blushed, and then turned away.

"Hey Naruto, can you stay still for a second?" asked Sakura. Naruto looked up from his blushing at her. She leaned in close to Naruto, which caused him to blush and Hinata to look over, and planted he lips on his in a small kiss. "Step one done. Now let's see what Hinata does." She thought. Sakura had left Naruto blushing and babbling to himself. And Hinata felt like she was struck by lightning. Sakura looked over to Hinata who looked like she was about to collapse. "Dang! Hmm…I'll have to take it up a notch." Thought Sakura. She then looked back to Naruto, causing him to flinch. Sakura leaned in close again, but before she could try something, Hinata had stepped in and slapped Sakura right in the kisser.

"You…you! Sakura!" yelled Hinata. Hinata had fire coming from her eyes. Neji and Tenten stopped watching Lee fall slowly from the sky and looked toward the scene Hinata was putting on. "Sakura!" she yelled again. She then activated her Byukugan and got in to fighting stance. "She went too far." Thought Sasuke, Tenten, Neji, and Lee (who still had a pretty long time to go before he lands.). "Crap!" thought Sakura as she turned to start running. Too late. Hinata grabbed Sakura's arm as she flung Sakura into the pool. Then Hinata jumped in after her and the beatdown began!

Kakashi came outside and saw Hinata beating the snot out of Sakura in the pool. He turned back to the door and yelled, "Hey guys! Cat fight!" Soon came Team Asuma (don't know the number) and Iruka and Jiraiya (yeah, he came outta nowhere.) running out the door to see what was going on.

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End Flashback

Yeah, you know what it means now don't ya?

"Sakura!!!" Hinata yelled out, byukugan piercing and flashing in her eyes.

"Oh shi" Hinata leaping into the air and pounced on Sakura.

"Woo Hoo! 'Nother cat fight!" Kakashi yelled like a redneck. (wtf, where'd he come from?)

"Heelllp meee!!" Sakura yelled with one arm reaching up in the air. You know, like you see when someone sinks in quicksand or something. Except in this case, it's from Hinata's brutal beating. Naruto, sitting right next to the fight, simply scooted over to the left a little and pulled out boxes of popcorn.

"Anyone for popcorn?" Naruto said. Chouji swarmed into the area and grabbed like 5 boxes of popcorn and sat in a recliner, propping himself up and putting on a beer helmet. Shikamaru grabbed one for him and Ino, and Neji just sat there and watched in horror of the true terror Hinata was capable of.

"I'm glad I'm not gay." Neji said. Everyone started laughing and Kakashi pulled out a video camera. Tsunade walked in.

"Well, I got him out, so…" She stopped talking when she observed her surroundings. Here was Naruto in a white lab coat, Lee and Shino, each with Yu-Gi-Oh related wigs on, playing duel monsters, Kiba in the television with Barney again, Tenten in the corner sleeping hard, and Kakashi and Asuma video taping the horrific beating of Sakura by Hinata. "Well, this'll be fun." Tsunade said smirking.

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You have no idea how fun it was to write this. I mean I'm laughing while writing this. I'm STILL laughing. Woo! Aw man. wipes tear from face This calls for a celebration. Right Shino?

Shino: Yes, it is pie time!

Lee: But what about our duel?

Shino: Listen, as my arch rival, I would stop at nothing to defeat you. But when it's pie time, it's pie time.

Sakura: Help meee!!

Naruto: I say, this is most interesting.

Me: Yeah! I even got to use my "Chouji with the beer hat" idea! I've dreamed about using that idea for years!!! .

Kiba: Get me out of this show!!!!

Barney: Never…

Me: Read and review dudes!!! Btw…has anyone seen Hikaru? I miss her…WHERE ARE YOU BEST FRIEND!!?