Century Sleepover

Sorry everyone! I know it's been a HUGE wait, but there's just a lot of stuff happening here. First I caught a virus, then I accidentally got caught up with another anime (which I'm firing the guy who keeps sending me them), and then I have a project…I'll try my best to finish this chapter off before I have to continue with my project. Thanks for waiting!

P.S. I don't own Naruto. Forgot to say that. And, I'm gonna comment a lot in this story so if you see things in (), that's me:D

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We last left our heroes…yeah, heroes, engaged in quite an interesting position. Let us continue.

"Sakura!!!" Hinata screamed at the top of her lungs as she lunged her fists into Sakura's poor and defenseless face. (you have no idea how much fun writing this is).

"Hey! I…didn't…do…this…on…purpose!" Sakura managed to get out in between punches. And, right on cue, in walks Sasuke.

"Hey, what's going…" He stopped when he saw the pure terror Hinata was unleashing onto Sakura. (I'm going to say that everytime. LOL). "Uhh…did I miss something?"

"It'd be best if you didn't know, Sasuke." Naruto said. Sasuke sighed and sat down on the other side of the cat fight.

"Sasuke-kun! Help me!" Sakura said, finally deciding to put her arms up to defend herself. Sasuke opened one eye slowly and said, "Nah," then closed it back again.

"But…" BAM! Hinata landed a huge punch onto Sakura's stomach, knocking her out for quite some time.

"And the winner is…Hinata!!!" Shino yelled, holding her arm up like a referee. Shino, Kiba, Chouji, Kakashi, and Asuma all cheered and clapped for her, while everyone else was either too caught up in the beating of Sakura to applaud or too scared of Hinata to try and get her angry.

"Yay! Now Naruto-kun is mine!" She (do I have to say it?) yelled. Hinata lunged onto Naruto with a forceful huge and screamed, "You're mine, you hear me? All mine!!!" She nuzzled her head into his chest, getting absolutely no response from Naruto. But, being that he was smart in this situation, he pretended to blush and smiled. (Think about it. If you were Naruto, would you honestly want to break a heart with a woman THAT scary? I know I wouldn't.)

"Anyway, back to the match, Kiba." Lee said. Shino put on his game face and sat back down. "Now, I summon the really big chocolate monster guy!"

"That's not a card you impudent fool." Shino said. He looked at the card and then back at Lee. "Well, at least not a legal card."

"Screw the rules, I have money!" Lee screamed.

"Hey, that's my line!" Shino screeched back.

"Tell it to the rising staff. Now, really big chocolate monster guy, destroy all three of his monsters!"

"Doesn't anyone know the rules to this game?" Kiba asked as all three of Kiba…hey! I just noticed something! Kiba on Naruto is spelled the same way as Kaiba…wait…never mind. Kiba asked as all three of Kaiba's monsters were obliterated in a big chocolately mess.

"That's so wrong on so many levels." Shikamaru said.

"Why?" Ino asked.

"Chouji, explain this to her." Shikamaru said.

"Well, to put it plainly, it looks like the monster pooped on it." Chouji said, snickering childishly. "Now that I look at it again, that's really funny."

"Can we please stop with these dumb card games?" Sasuke said. "It's bad enough Kiba won't stop watching that show every time he comes over. WHICH IS LIKE EVERYDAY!"

"Why's Kiba always at you're house in the first place?" Tsunade said, tending to Sakura's brutal, painful and all about wrong bruises.

"Why don't you ask him?" Sasuke scoffed coldly.

"Because he's stuck in the TV again." Naruto said, snickering.

"Ah." Sasuke said, half-smirking. "In any case, can we try doing something else? Before my head explodes?"

"Sure, let's start up Truth or Dare again!" Tsunade said, thrusting her finger into the air and accidentally knocking Sakura off the couch. In which, she flew through the kitchen into the basement and down the stairs. The following sounds was what is sounded like: THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD –pause- THUD THUD THUD BAM!

"Uhh…oops." Tsunade said. "Guess I don't know my own strength." (lol, cause she has superhuman strength and all!) "Hold on, I'll go get her."

"Okay then…so, should we start before or after she gets back?" Shikamaru asked.

"After," came everyone's reply.

"Alrighty then."

1 hour later…

Tsunade finally entered the room, panting and sweating.

"Wow! That basement was dirtier than I thought!" She said, panting afterward.

"Hey, what happened to Sakura?" Naruto asked. Tsunade looked to her hands, dumbfoundedly of course, and found no Sakura in her hands.

"Oh…that's what I forgot…" Tsunade said, laughing nervously. "I'll just go…and…get her…" She walked slowly out the room, then started running when no one could see.

"I say we start, I'm getting bored…" Sasuke said, yawning.

"Alright, Mr. Bored, you start!" Kakashi said, looking up from the video camera.

"Fine," Sasuke said. He pulled out a bottle from his pocket (don't ask me why it's there) and placed it on the table. Then he rolled up his shoulders and turned the bottle as hard as he could, even making it float a little.

"That's…not going to slow down for a while…is it?" Chouji asked. Naruto, being the genius of the bunch (sorta), tried to get up to examine the situation, but he could not because of Hinata's brutally loving bear hug she was giving on chest. So, he made a shadow clone and that moved toward the bottle.

"Nope, this is gonna keep spinning for a while." Naruto's clone said. Then, it poofed out. "So…anyone know a good joke?"

"We could always watch Kiba on TV…" Chouji suggested, with the remote to the TV clutched within his large hands.

"Sure, why not?" Asuma said. Chouji grinned sheepishly and then turned on the TV.

On the TV

"GET ME THE –beep- OUT OF HERE!!! I HATE THIS –beep-IN SHOW AND EVERY –beep-IN PERSON IN THE –beep-IN WORLD!!! AUUUGH!!" Kiba screamed at the top of his lungs. It almost looked like he was tearing out his hair…fur…whatever.

Back in the Real World…

"Well, that was certainly exciting." Chouji said, smiling. Sweatdrops formed on every face. Finally, after a much waited chapter, Tsunade came in with Sakura, who was still knocked out and looked worse than when Hinata beat her up. Next to the bruises and scratches Hinata gave her, Sakura had a large knot in the middle of her giant forehead.

"Hey look, the bottle stopped!" Chouji said, pointing at the table. Everyone looked at the table to see that it had landed on…

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That, I'm leaving up to the viewers. I want YOU to vote to see who goes next! So far, my choices are:

Naruto/Hinata (since Hinata's still hugging Naruto)

Ino

Sasuke

Chouji

Some other random characters could POSSIBLY be introduced. This one's a stretch, but I MIGHT be able to get some other characters from YOU the viewer, but only if you give me enough information about yourself and a way to get you in the story. Yes! I'm being dead serious! You know, stuff like personality, appearance, special talents (can be fake), stuff like that. I'm even going to insert myself into the story if I get enough votes! Read and Review!!

P.S. For the random character thing, it'd be nice if I still got votes for who else for the bottle to land on. And my choices don't have to be you're choices. It can be anyone! (from the Naruto cast)