Century Sleepover

Sup everyone. We had like 3 snow days in a row here, and well, it got really boring here. And well, I'm hoping for once we have school tomorrow 'cause it's been REALLY boring down here. But, enough about my life, let's get on with the show.

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Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer…just kidding, it's only my sleepover.

"Good point," Sasuke said, handing the clone the bottle. The clone spun the bottle, bowed, and poofed out of the room. And it landed on… And now we resume…

And it landed on…Tenten!!! Sasuke turned to Tenten, only to see her still curled up in the corner, fast asleep and making little noises, just like a cat.

"Wow…" Sasuke said. "Neji, you do the honors." Neji got up and slowly walked over to Tenten. But as he got closer and closer, he got slower and slower until he finally reached her and made a complete stop. Then he fell completely unconscious and fell asleep, right on top of Tenten.

"What…the hell…" Sasuke said. "What did you do to that corner?"

"Nothing." Tsunade replied simply.

"Maybe Neji had sugar withdrawal." Shino suggested.

"Shino, shut up." Sasuke said coldly. "Ah, whatever, I'll spin the bottle again." And he did. A little too hard. "Crap not again."

Meanwhile, in a corner not so far away…

"When are you planning on coming out of this corner?" Neji whispered in Tenten's ear. She scooted slightly to the left and replied, "Just until Truth or Dare's over, I don't want to get a dare like Kiba did!" She shivered slightly at the sight of it.

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Flashback…

Naruto stood up. "I said except baths! When was the last time you took a bath? Last New Years?"

"No, I took a bath 3 weeks ago so HA!" Everyone then scooted slowly away from Kiba. "What?"

"Alright, dog breath, I dare you to watch the Teletubbies and Barney non-stop for 3 hours!" (Everyone knows that's the ultimate evil.) Everyone let out a huge gasp.

"NOOOO!" screamed Kiba at the top of his lungs. "I'll never do THAT!"

"I thought you said you weren't scared of anything, Kiba." Smirked Ino.

"Yeah, but that's not just anything! Those shows are the worst!" shouted the now totally freaked out Kiba.

"True," said Shino. "I hear in the Sand village, some guy was tortured to death watching those."

"Alright! Alright! I'll make it two hours. Sheesh!" said Ino. She took Kiba's feet in her hands and started dragging him toward the television.

"No! Please, I'll do anything but that!" screamed Kiba as he was dragged, digging his nails into the floor. Ino threw him on a chair and quickly tied him up so he wouldn't try and leave. She popped in the "Greatest Hits of Barney and the Teletubbies" DVD and pressed play. Then she speedily ran out of the room and closed the door before it could start.

End Flashback

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(Dang, I stopped to get material from my own story, accidentally got sucked into another. Lol, hold on, I'll keep going).

"Don't you think it looks a little suspicious of you just sitting there sleeping?" Neji whispered into her ear. She sighed and replied, "Yeah, I know, but I'd like to stay here for a while if that's okay."

"Fine, but move over." Neji said, slowly scooting around so no one would notice.

"Why?" Tenten asked quietly.

"I don't want to go through with these dares as much as you do." Neji replied.

"Can't you just stay like this? I can't move!" Tenten whispered a little louder.

"Well I could, but this position looks kind of awkward, don't you think?" Tenten opened slowly opened one of her eyes and quickly closed it again, trying as best as she could to hide back a blush.

"J-just stay like this for now, okay?" Tenten asked.

"Hn." Neji replied.

Back with the other ninja…

"Ah, finally, the bottle is slowing down." Chouji said, putting down his box o' popcorn. (Now let's see…who didn't I do last story…OH! I know!) It landed on Shikamaru!!!

"Ah, perfect. Okay Shikamaru, truth or dare?" Sasuke said.

"Dare, truth is too troublesome." Shikamaru replied.

"Isn't Dare more troublesome than truth?" Naruto asked.

"Not in this story it isn't." Sasuke replied. Everyone started laughing, recalling last sleepover…

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Flashback

Neji giggled as his eyes turned light blue. "Okay, heh heh, Hinata, truth or dare."

Hinata blushed. "Umm…truth."

Neji already knew what he wanted to say, so he quickly replied, "Okay Hinata. Tell me your most deepest, darkest fantasy you've had on Naruto."

Hinata showed a deep blush. "Err…well, uhh…hmm…uhhh…" Tsunade walked up again and came up to Hinata.

"Okay, this isn't going anywhere, so I'll test my newest jutsu!" She did a couple hand signs and an image bubble showed up behind Hinata. Then, the fantasy started.

Fantasy:

Hinata was running toward Naruto as he was running toward her in a meadow (ya know, like in the cartoons). She launched herself at Naruto, knocking him to the ground in a deep hug. "I love you Naruto-kun," said Hinata. "I love you too, Hinata-chan." She embraced Naruto in a passionate kiss. She made-out with him for like 15 minutes, then Naruto started to reach down and-

"WOAH, we won't go any farther than that." Said Tsunade as she ended the fantasy bubble. Hinata turned a deep, deep, deep (you get the idea) red and fainted. Everyone had looked at Naruto, who had also blushed hard and fainted.

"Nice one Neji! That'll get rid of Naruto for a while!" said the usually emotionless Sasuke. Then, he made a sinister smirk that only he could make. "Hey, I have an idea. Tsunade-sama, point me to bedroom…"

End Flashback…

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"Good times…good times…" Sasuke said, wiping away a fake tear. "Anyway, your dare, Shikamaru, is…is…dang, I got nothing."

"What? The great Uchiha has nothing?" Naruto said, smiling.

"Hey, Shikamaru's a pretty composed guy, it's pretty hard to dig up dirt on him." Chouji replied.

"Besides the trashcan incident." Kakashi said under his breath. Unfortunately for him, everyone heard him.

"Hey, how'd you know about that!?" Shikamaru yelled, showing off a small red tint from both embarrassment and anger.

"Duh! Who do you think taped it?" Kakashi stated, holding out his precious video camera.

"So that was you!" Both Shikamaru and Ino yelled, now both standing up.

"Who'd you think it was, Dracula?" Shino said. "Even I knew it was him from the video! Only he tapes like that in Konoha."

"Hey, hey hey! Back on task here!" Sasuke said impatiently.

"I think I just got an idea." Naruto stated plainly. He walked up to Tsunade and whispered something into her ear. With every passing word, her smile grew bigger and bigger and eviler and eviler. It sent shivers up everyone else's spines, even outside of the Konoha. When Naruto finally finished, you'd swear she was Orochimaru's sister.

"I never thought I'd say this, Naruto," She started. "But are you out of your fucking mind! That's genius!!! I'd never think something come from you!" He only smiled triumphantly and sat back down in his chair, then of course back to being 'comforted' by Hinata's 'lovingly' hugs. Tsunade stood up and her head slowly turned around to Shikamaru and Ino, giving that psycho evil smile along with the head shake.

"Holy shit it's Chucky!" Shino yelled. Tsunade, obviously ignoring the comment, walked slowly over to the blonde girl and her troublesome boyfriend. Every step she made sounded as if a monster was walking, every step as bone-crushingly large as the next. Then, of course, Kakashi's boom box started mal-functioning and it started playing "The Ice Cream Truck song", spreading mass sweatdrops across the faces of many. But, Tsunade, minus the kiddy background music, still had her terrifying evil smile cast upon Shikamaru and Ino, giving them goose bumps all over.

"Are you ready to meet your doom?" Tsunade said in a deep, dark voice.

"I'm afraid of commitment!" Shikamaru screamed, pathetically curling up in a ball and sucking on his thumb like a small child. Tsunade smirked evilly and starting doing hand signs, hand signs only Shizune, Naruto and Hinata had recognized. Then it hit him.

"RUN! She's doing the dreamscape jutsu!" Naruto screamed. But, it was too late, for they were gone, now only a black hole was left in their place. Naruto sat down and said, "Well, I tried." Suddenly, Tsunade appeared after that dark hole, and stepped out of it.

"Why were you screaming? It was your idea." Tsunade asked.

"I thought it'd add more drama to the effect." Naruto admitted, scratching the back of his head foolishly. DING! The door rang.

"Neji, be a dear and get that for me." Tsunade said, sitting back into the circle. Neji, still in the corner, pretended he was sleep, but of course that didn't work. "Do it or I'll tell everyone about the Christmas special." Neji immediately rose up and ran to the door faster than you can say "YOSH!".

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At the door…

"You think Neji will answer the door?" The Hyuuga girl asked her finely feathered friend.

"If he does, I'll pay you 5 bucks." The bird answered. Sure enough, when the door opened, there stood the long-haired Hyuuga prodigy, with a face that could only mean bad news. And I'm not talking about the usual cold, unemotional face either. Neji, finally looking at the girl, asked, "Do I know you?"

"Sure you do!" The Hyuuga girl answered cheerfully. He finally caught on when he looked at her eyes, being as white and un-pupilized as his were.

"Hey, you have the Hyuuga clan's eyes! But I've never seen you around the mansion…" Neji replied. He looked at her again, noticing her clothes, hairstyle, and the strange bird in her arms. "And why do you look so much like Hinata?" What her answer was to this changed his life forever.

"In another universe, I'm your sister…" She answered ominously. And with that, Neji was out cold. "Wow, I knew he'd be surprised, but not THIS surprised."

"Meh, I saw it coming." The bird answered, pecking rapidly at his face. "And it looks like he's not going to wake up for a while. Remind me to pay you that 5 bucks when I have hands."

"Can do. I guess we take him in or something?" She asked. The bird complied and picked the unconscious boy up by his long locks, and flew inside, with the Hyuuga girl close behind.

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You think I should've ended this early? I don't know, I couldn't decide. Looked like a good idea at the time. I'll save Hikari's introduction for next chapter. BTW if you want more info on Hikari go on Hikari Tsuki's profile. & maybe even read one of her storys… Meh, whatever I don't care.