Century Sleepover

Yeah! The ever awaited Chapter 9 is here! With the entrance of our new character, Hikari! BTW! If you didn't go to her profile yet, you should, just look for Hikari Tsuki. Shows what she looks like and other stuff like that. For those who don't know, we won't be telling about her profile because it would be too troublesome to repeat something. Just go to her profile and stop being lazy. Other than that, let's begin!

Afrohawk52: You still didn't tell them yet, did you?

Afrochicken14: Oh yeah! That reminds me! Thanks me! Anyway, I forgot to say that I got a name change to Afrohawk52 about a week or so ago. I may or may not be changing my name shortly, but if I happen to, just making sure you know.

Afrohawk52: Aaaand?

Afrochicken14: sigh And, the bird in the story is a hawk…not a chicken. I'm still surprised no one asked me about chickens not flying…lol. Anyway, if you want to know more about why I changed my name, PM me, not in a review. Thank you and let's get on with the chapter!

Afrohawk52: Afro-kun does not own Naruto. And yes, I know I'm talking in the 3rd person and pretending I have an alter ego. It's just for this chapter so calm down. Okay now let's begin!!!

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We rejoin our heroes, awaiting Neji's arrival back at the door…

"What do you think is taking him so long?" Chouji asked, munching on a bag of Oreos.

"Maybe it's someone he knows…" Hinata, who had recently sat on the couch next to Naruto, had suggested.

"Or maybe it's a real estate agent!!!" Shino yelled. Naruto, Tsunade, and everyone else in the room let out a huge gasp, because everyone knows that's also one of the things you really wish weren't at the door when you answer them. But I'm getting off-topic…

"Nah, I'm sure he'll be fine," Lee said. "He has the power of Youth on his side!!" Lee triumphantly replied, thrusting his hands in the air like the good 'ol Lee we all know.

"Hmm…must be wearing off…" Tsunade replied.

"You mean the drugs you force feed him?" Naruto implied. Tsunade wheeled around and eyed Naruto suspiciously.

"How did you know about that?"

"What do you expect, I'm a genius." Naruto replied proudly. Suddenly, out of much waiting for Neji, he arrived.

"What the…" Chouji started, noticing the bird that had his collar in its beak. Then, a mysterious girl (who we all know) walked in. Then, the bird dropped Neji on the ground with a plump, and landed on the girl's shoulder. Tsunade, not recognizing the girl, immediately jumped to conclusions.

"Who the hell are you?" Tsunade asked.

"That's my line…" Naruto said quietly.

"Whatever, that's not the point right now." Tsunade replied. She pointed to the unconscious Neji on the ground. "The point is, this girl did something to Neji, and I want to know what!"

"Woah, hey hey, calm down." Hikari defended. "I did nothing to Neji-nii-san, he just…"

"NII-SAN!?" The entire room chorused out at the same time.

"Yeah, that is my brother after all…"

"I never saw you in the Hyuuga household…" Hinata replied.

"That's 'cause I'm from another universe, duh." Hikari replied. Naruto stood up. He walked up to Hikari and looked her straight in the eye. After about 1 minute of intense staring, he smiled and turned around.

"She's telling the truth." Naruto replied, and walked back to his seat to sit down.

"How would you know just by looking at her?" Tsunade asked intently.

"Well, A, she has the Hyuuga clan eyes, meaning she has to be from the Hyuuga clan." Naruto said intelligently. "B, I can tell she's not lying by the look in her eye, even with the blank, expressionless eyes the Hyuuga clan has. And C, the little bird on her arm has a dimensional rift in the palm of his hands but he can't control it until he regains his the power to have arms…"

"How the hell did you figure that out just by looking at her?" Tenten objected, even though she was supposedly sleeping.

"Aren't you supposed to be sleep?" Naruto asked sarcastically. Tenten flinched, and retreated back to her little corner to pretend sleeping as if nothing happened. "In any case, I'm taking myself out of this conversation." Naruto quickly did a couple hand seals rapidly and conjured up at large baseball cap. He proceeded to placing it over his head, moving his arms behind his head and closing his eyes to go to dreamland.

"Okay…" Sasuke replied awkwardly. "So what did happen to Neji?" He asked Hikari.

"Well, when he answered the door, he asked me who I was, and I told him, and then he fainted…"

"That's a shame…" Shizune replied. (She has a lot of couches okay, deal with it).

"So…can I stay? I was kinda bored in my dimension…"

"Meh, sure, why not." Tsunade replied. "Just…don't mention the fainting to Neji when he wakes up, he gets kinda testy sometimes when you tease him about stuff."

"Believe me, I know." Hikari said, sitting next to Hinata on the couch. If you looked at the two from far away, they almost looked exactly like each other, except Hikari's hair was longer and didn't wear those baggy clothes Hinata does. But once again, I'm going nowhere with this random ranting.

"So...What now?" Sasuke asked.

"Weren't we playing Truth or Dare?" Kakashi asked.

"You weren't playing…" Tsunade said.

"Yeah, I know, but it was fun to watch." Kakashi said, holding his video camera in the palms of his hands.

"Nah, I don't know, it just seems like Truth or Dare is more…night suited." Tsunade replied.

"True true…" Chouji added.

"I have an idea!" Shino screamed. Everyone leaned in to here what he had to say. Once Shino knew he had the floor to talk, he yelled, "Let's go to Six Flags!"

"NO!" Everyone except Shino and Hikari yelled back at Shino.

"You know what happened last time. I don't want to go there again," Asuma replied. "Especially to what happened with Shikamaru and Ino in the back seat…It will NEVER get out of my brain!!" Everyone near him scooted away awkwardly.

"Okay, ignoring his problems, what happened with Six Flags?" Hikari asked. Kakashi reached into his back pocket and grabbed a small book, entitled "Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover". He tapped her shoulder from behind and held it out to her.

"Skip to like the 6th or 7th chapter or so. That should tell you." Kakashi told her, without even looking up from his precious perverted books of course. Hikari complied and rigorously started flipping through pages while the others talked. She read through the pages as fast as she could, and then slammed the book closed when she finished.

"In any case, don't you think Ino and Shikamaru should be getting back right about now?" Shizune asked. Tsunade looked at her watch.

"3…2…1…" Suddenly, a black strobe of light opened up in the middle of the giant living room, and out came a battered Shikamari and a very tranquil Ino.

"That…was disgusting…" Shikamaru said.

"Wow…that was awesome…" Ino replied.

"What happened?" Shizune asked.

"Shikamaru has the most peaceful dreams ever. Nothing but sleeping on clouds and watching the wonderful world pass you by. It was awesome…" Ino replied.

"Ino has the most messed up dreams ever. Seriously, I didn't even think girls could bend that way! Not to mention she was doing all this stuff with…auugh, I can't even explain it, it hurts my brain to even think about." Shikamaru replied. He looked up and noticed one other person in the room, who he was not familiar with. "Who's that?" He asked, pointing to Hikari and her bird friend. Kakashi, thinking quickly, grabbed a DVD player from his back pocket, took the video out of his camera, and threw them both to Shikamaru.

"Watch that, it'll explain everything." Kakashi said, also not even looking up from his precious perverted fantasy book. Shikamaru plopped himself on the couch and Ino sat next to him, watching the video of the past 10 minutes.

"Well, maybe we can go somewhere…" Sasuke suggested.

"Well, we could, but then what about Kiba?" Tsunade replied. OH, crap, forgot to say. Hikari has a crush on Kiba, just to let you know. In other words…

"WHAT ABOUT KIBA!?" Hikari screamed at the top of her lungs frantically.

"Oh yeah, Barney took him." Chouji explained shortly.

"BARNEY!!!" Hikari yelled at the top of her lungs again. Suddenly, Barney poofed in the room, wearing an all black coat and a mask like Darth Vader.

"Was I called?" Barney asked. Unfortunately for him, he was never answered. Instead, Hikari leaped in the air and roundhouse kicked Barney in the face Chuck Norris style!!! Barney flew to the other side of the room and crashed into the wall, leaving a massive sized hole in it. Hikari dashed to Barney's resting place and picked him up by the collar.

"BRING KIBA-KUN BACK NOW!!!" She screamed. Everyone in the room cowered in fear in the corner, chibi-styling it up. Even Naruto, who had been recently sleep, Sakura, who had been recently knocked the f-ck out, Neji, who was unconscious but woke up a couple seconds ago, and Sasuke, who's usually never afraid of anything.

Barney, who was ready to piss his imaginary pants, replied frantically, "Okay okay!" He snapped his fingers and in poofed Kiba, who laid on the ground on his stomach. And then poofed in Akamaru, who landed safely on Kiba's back. "Now, don't hurt me please, I'm just a friendly dinosaur."

"FRIENDLY THIS!" She cocked her hand back and chakra punched him through the roof as fast as lighting. Kiba, who had just woken up to this frightening display of pure terror and pain, was just as surprised as everyone else. She turned around and smiled happily at Kiba, who was scared out of his wits.

"KIBA-KUN!!!" She yelled as she glomped Kiba, who was still clueless about the situation. But, he hugged her back, because she defeated the evil dinosaur and he shall never darken our door again.

"Well, it's official," Shino said. "Now the dinosaurs are extinct." Everyone in the room laughed, releasing the large amount of tension in the room. Everyone went back to their respective seats, except Kiba and Hikari, who were still having a moment in the middle of the floor.

"Well, that was certainly exciting." Tsunade said.

"Yeah, well, I know now not to get on her bad side." Tenten replied.

"Yeah, or Kiba's either." Neji added.

"That's Hikari for you," The bird replied. Everyone stared at it, except Hikari who already knew. "What?"

"You can talk!?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah, duh. Were you not listening to Naruto? I'm a guy, just whenever we go cross dimensions, I have to change into a different animal to stabilize the space time continuum and all the jazz." The finely feathered hawk replied.

"Wow, that's something, mister…" Naruto said.

"Just call me Afro-kun." Afro replied.

"Alrighty then." Tsunade said. She then looked up at the massively-sized holes in the wall and ceiling. "Well…looks like we won't be doing anything here for a while."

"Anyone got any ideas?" Shikamaru asked.

"I have one!" Hikari yelled, breaking away from Kiba for a slight second. "Well, since we can't stay in the house because of the damages, my fault by the way, we might as well go out. And I have the perfect idea!"

"Sure, what is it?" Tsunade asked. Hikari looked at Afro and nodded as he did.

They both yelled, "ROAD TRIP!!!"

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That…was by far, the most awesome-est chapter I've ever written. I loved it personally, I loved it a lot. Once again, if you didn't go to Hikari's profile, please go there! Other than that, later days dudes! Read and Review all the same!

P.S. To Hikari. Yeah…sorry, you weren't online, and I REALLY wanted to submit this chapter, specially the "roundhouse kick to the face" thing. Hope you can understand.

-Afrohawk52