Century Sleepover

Woo, next chapter, ready and rolling. Got some interesting reviews this time, and I must say, I enjoyed them very much. Thx for the reviews guys, for that's what's keeping me alive right now! Oh, wait no, sorry, I mean awake. It's like 10 p.m. over here so…

Hikari: Get on with it.

Me: Don't I get a chance to stall for time?

Hikari: Nope.

Naruto: Hey…can I drive?

Me & Hikari: Why?

Naruto: 'Cause I'm bored…

Me: Nope.

Hikari: Afro-kun does not own Naruto!

Shikamaru: Can we call you something other than Afro? It's just so…troublesome.

Me: What do you suggest?

Shikamaru: I don't know…Hawkguy?

Naruto: Oh oh! What about Hawku!

Shikamaru: That sounds a lot like Haku to me…

Hikari: Okay fine, we name him Hawku, now can we get on with the story? I'm sensing tension coming from the fans.

Everyone: Hai!

Hikari: Oh and to Shikamaru's Honey, yeah, we increased the flashback budget. So there will be some flashbacks! But…maybe not this chapter. You'll know what I mean when you read it!

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We rejoin our heroes, still on the open road after some mild "disturbances" on the right side.

"GAWD (God) I'm bored!" Tsunade moaned from the driver's seat. "Anyone here got a driver's license or something? Someone else take over before I fall asleep from sheer boredom!" No one stood, but our favorite knucklehead ninja's sensei decided to say something. Kakashi stepped up to the plate and got up.

"I'll drive." Kakashi said. But, by the time he finished saying it, she was already out of the driver's seat and in his chair. Thank god for red lights. He sighed under his mask and sat down in the driver's seat. Unfortunately…he didn't close the book.

"Hey, Kakashi, aren't you going to close that book?" Neji asked. Kakashi did not turn around, but he grinned sheepishly in his mask and kept on reading. Green light. Kakashi slammed down on the gas and drove like a madman on crack, alcohol, and sugar put together and multiplied by ten.

"KAKASHI! Look out for that CLIFF!" Asuma screamed out. Kakashi simply turned the wheel slightly, avoiding the end of the cliff by a hair. Then he kept on driving as if nothing happened.

"Kakashi, you're on the wrong side of the road!" Neji yelled. Suddenly, one of those large tractor trucks appeared right in front of them!

"LOOK OUT!" Everyone yelled at the same time. Kakashi turned the wheel to the right just a bit and avoided the truck while flipping the page in his book. Everyone sighed simultaneously, but their eyes soon widened when they realized they were headed for the city! Kakashi was speeding down the road toward a yellow light. Then it turned red.

"STOP!!!" Everyone screamed. Oh, but he did not stop. Instead, he went flying toward a ramp just placed on the sidewalk. WHOOSH! Just imagine one of those matrix scenes where the car is flying over everyone else and everyone's terrified at the moment. But instead, it's a giant coach bus, everyone's holding on to the person they're sitting next to for dear life, a bumper sticker on the back of the bus saying "how's my driving", and Naruto's staring out the window with two fingers up and grinning like an idiot. Yep…good times. And, end matrix scene.

He landed with a crash and kept on trucking like crazy toward their destination. Everyone could finally see it in sight, THE HOTEL! Unfortunately for them, Kakashi did not see it. So he accidentally drove into another ramp and flew into the air at great neck speed. And, by sheer luck, the bus landed right in the parking lot, in the perfect spot for a bus. Finally, Kakashi closed his book and said, "Alright, time to start driving…" He looked around when he noticed they were already at the hotel. He looked back to see the terrified ninja shivering and frightened for their lives. "Did I miss something?" Tsunade was the first to stand up and wobbled toward the door.

"Never…again…Kakashi…" She said as she stepped off the bus. Shizune quickly sprung up and frantically ran out the bus as fast as she could. Kurenai wobbled out the bus also, and Asuma walked out slowly, saying something about laying off the cigarettes for a while. Soon after, Gai-sensei and Lee came up to the front of the bus and gave Kakashi a "thumbs up" before exiting the bus. When Tenten and Neji both walked up, their hair was frizzier than a cat in a heat storm. They both gave the copy-ninja that terrified look before leaving. Chouji and Shino walked up, showing no emotion what-so-ever, followed by a petrified Ino and Shikamaru walking out the door. Then came Hikari, smiling with her bird on her arm, and Kiba, also petrified with his scared dog in his jacket. Sasuke and Sakura quickly ran out the door, and then finally came Naruto's turn.

"Ha, yeah! That was fun!" Naruto yelled out the window, grinning happily. He stuck his head back through the window to find Hinata, scared half to death, clutching to his chest like there was no tomorrow. "Uhh…Hinata. Can you let go?" She never looked up and nodded furiously to his request. "Hinata, please let go."

"No, no, no! I'll never let go again!" She screamed and bounced childishly on him and increasing her grip on him. Now Naruto, being a guy, suddenly got that "feeling" you get when a girl "bounces on you" for too long. He hoped it would go unnoticed and he could just get off. But…that was a mistake.

"Umm…Naruto-kun?" Hinata started. Naruto knew from there he was screwed. He gulped and responded nervously.

"Y-Yes Hinata?"

"What's that?"

"What's what?"

"That."

"That?"

"That, Naruto-kun."

"Uhh…a kunai?"

"Really?" She said, curiously poking it with her finger. "It doesn't feel like one."

"H-h-h-Hinata!" Naruto stammered out. She quickly responded and quickly threw herself off of him. Naruto quickly took this opportunity and ran out the door past Hinata, blushing all the while. She sighed and walked out herself. That only left a really confused Kakashi, wondering what the heck was going on.

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The gang of ninja walked through the door of the hotel, all eager to get to a room while at the same time still traumatized from Kakashi's "driving". Each carrying their bags they all headed up to the front desk, where Tsunade was greeted by a kind receptionist.

"Hello welcome to the –insert 5 star hotel name here- hotel! How may I help you?" She asked.

"Yes, we have the 1st floor reserved under the name of Hokage, correct?" The receptionist quickly shuffled through the calendar and smiled when she reached their entry.

"Ah yes, Hokage-sama. We have your keys right here." She grabbed the 16 keys from under the desk and handed them over to Tsunade. "Here you are, we hope you enjoy your stay at –insert 5 star hotel name here-."

"Thanks." Tsunade said and she rejoined the other ninja, talking amongst themselves. "Alright, listen up people." Everyone snapped to attention. "Now, we have exactly 16 rooms, meaning 6 people will have to share a room. Any volunteers?" Not a single hand was raised. "What? No one?" Tenten was the first to speak.

"Well, it's not that it's bad to share a room, it's just that sometimes we do need our space." She replied, followed up various vouches of agreement from the others.

"Alright, fine then, we'll do it the old fashion way." She reached into her monstrously-sized breasts and pulled out 19 sticks.

"Why were 19 sticks in your breasts?" Kurenai questioned suspiciously.

"Because I knew this would happen. Besides, they're the safest place to store stuff." She replied.

"Among other things," Naruto whispered to Chouji, who snickered to himself. Unfortunately, this did not go unnoticed for Naruto.

"Naruto! Just for that, you're sharing a room with Hinata!" Tsunade assigned. Secretly, she sorta winked quickly to Hikari, who winked back unnoticed by anyone else.

"Nooo!!! She's weird when she sleeps!" Naruto bayed (it's like a howl, but more of a whimper).

"Too bad!" Tsunade smiled evilly. All Hinata did was blush and keep to herself. Tsunade grabbed two of the sticks and chucked them somewhere. "Alright, now everyone pick sticks!" Everyone did as they were told (minus Naruto and Hinata) and grabbed a stick from her hand. "Now, no one look until I say so, got it?" After about a minute of tension, she finally responded.

"Okay, now, number 4 must share their room with…number 15!" She yelled. –insert dramatic anime zoom out here- Everyone quickly turned over their sticks and looked toward their numbers.

"I have number 15." Neji said plainly. "Who's number 4 so we can get this over with."

"I am." Tenten said quietly.

"Great…" Neji said sarcastically.

"What!? What's wrong with me?" Tenten asked angrily.

"Nothing, nothing," Neji replied.

"What? What?"

"It's nothing."

"WHAT???"

"Quiet you two!" Tsunade yelled angrily. "You can discuss your 'issues' later, right now we gotta finish this, so if you would be so kind to keep quiet, thanks."

"Alright, you two, pick which numbers should be stuck together." Tsunade said, pointing toward Neji and Tenten.

"Okay…" Neji said. "How 'bout 6."

"And…" Tenten said, placing her finger under her chin to think. "How about 10!"

"I knew she would pick that…" Neji said under his breath.

"What was that Hyuuga?" Tenten questioned.

"Hey, I got 10!" Kiba called out.

"Woo! I got 6!" Hikari screamed. (like no one saw that coming)

"Well, this'll be fun." Akamaru barked to Hawku (we renamed him, read the beginning if you don't know what I'm talking about.)

"Whatever." Hawku barked back in dog language.

"Since when can you speak dog?" Kiba asked.

"I'm an animal, we all have this universal language to say what we want. It's a mammal thing, you wouldn't understand." Hawku responded.

"Alright!" Tsunade yelled for attention. "Here's the rules. Number 1, no one out of their rooms after 1 a.m. If you're in someone else's room when the curfew hits, you're stuck with them, so too bad. Alright, number 2, whatever happens in your room, stays in your room. And I'm serious on that. And number 3, NO SEX. That includes the jounin, am I making myself clear?"

"Hai!" Everyone responded.

"Any questions?" Tsunade asked. Hinata slowly raised her hand from the back. "Yes, Hinata."

Hinata put her hand down and asked nervously, "Umm…I know this is a bad time to ask this…but…what's sex?"

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This isn't the end of the chapter, I just needed a little break for suspense. Anyway, this would SEEM like an ending of a chapter, I'm just going to go overboard and make it two chapters in one! Yay me!

Hikari: Yay!!!

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The crowd of ninja all faced Hinata with that "OMFG" look on their faces. Animals too.

"You…don't know what sex is?" Tsunade asked. She nodded a 'no'. "No one ever taught you?" She nodded again. "Isn't this like…a job for the parents or something?"

"Well, I asked daddy before I left, but all he did spit out his coffee and sent me out the door. I don't know why though…" She responded.

"Geez, you'd think with the dreams you've had you'd know what is was…" Naruto commented.

"Nope, not a clue." Hinata answered.

"Well, there's only one thing to do." Tsunade said. "Naruto, you teach her."

"WHAT!? Why me!?" Naruto screamed.

"Because you're her roommate and this is a sort of…a private matter to discuss."

"But I don't know how to explain this to her!" Naruto defended.

"How was it explained to you then?" Shizune asked.

"Well…"

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Flashback

Naruto had just gotten out of ninja school when Iruka caught up to him. "Oi, Naruto!" Iruka called from behind him. Naruto quickly turned around to see his favorite sensei, smiling and waving. "Oi! Iruka-sensei!" Iruka had just caught up with him when Naruto answered.

"You up for some ramen?" Iruka asked.

"Actually…no." Naruto responded. Iruka was utterly flabbergasted.

"Alright, what's wrong?" Iruka asked.

"Does there have to be something wrong?"

"The day Naruto doesn't want ramen is the day Kakashi stops reading that book of his." As if on cue, Kakashi walked by without his book and smiled.

"Yo." Kakashi said.

"I spoke too soon." Iruka said.

"What's going on here?" Kakashi asked casually.

"Naruto doesn't want ramen." Kakashi gasped dramatically.

"Alright, what's wrong?" Kakashi asked.

"Does there always have to be something wrong?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, now what is it." They both responded. Naruto sighed, knowing he'd have to get this off his chest sometime.

"Hey, you guys know what sex is?" They were both utterly flabbergasted at his comment. (I love that word)

"W-why do you ask?" Iruka questioned.

"Well, I saw this lady the other day talking to Asuma-sensei and she said that she really, really needed sex. I thought I was being nice so I said I would give her it if she told me where to get it. But she slapped me and stormed off in a huff. I asked Asuma what that was for, but he ignored me and left." Naruto explained.

"I see…" Kakashi said. "Well, for starters, sex isn't a thing, it's an action. In fact…" He reached into his pocket and pulled out one of his favorite books. "It's explained well in this book." Naruto grabbed the book from Kakashi and grinned like the idiot he is.

"Thanks Kakashi-sensei!" He said and jumped off into the distance.

"Don't you think he'll get in trouble for reading that book at that age?" Iruka asked.

"Yep," Kakashi said, pulling out the exact same book and going on his way, reading.

End Flashback

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Naruto blushed, remembering that flashback. "I'd rather not talk about it…"

"Well, you're going to have to talk about it to her, or no ramen tonight!" Tsunade threatened. And it worked.

"NOOO!!!!" Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs. "PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY THE RAMEN!"

"Then you teach Hinata or else." Tsunade said, holding up a ramen package from god knows where.

"Fine." Naruto said, defeated.

"Great, so, everyone, you're dismissed." She handed everyone their keys and walked toward the middle area. "Okay, now according to the hotel map, there are 4 rooms on each side and if the entire floor is reserved, this middle area is sort of like a meeting place slash living room. So feel free to go here just in case you want to do something like Truth or Dare or something."

"Hey, we should do that now!" Naruto suggested.

"Hold on, we gotta put our stuff down first." Neji said, already in the distance trying to get inside his room.

"Fair enough." Naruto said, walking to his room with Hinata behind him.

And we're back!

All the genin and jounin (including the hokage) gathered around in the middle area to await their doom. I mean fun…sorry, fun is what I meant to say. They all sat down, except for of course, the Hokage.

"Alright, if we're going to do this, we're doing this MY way." Tsunade said, pulling a top hat from her breasts.

"How much stuff do you have in there!?" Naruto asked.

"Look at it this way, it's not how much I have in there, it's what DON'T I have in there." Tsunade said smirking. This spread mass chaos across the faces of many, but we're not going to go there. She also then pulled out some paper and 2 dozen pencils. She handed them out to all of the ninja, but Sasuke remarked.

"Ew…" Sasuke said.

"What?" Tsunade asked.

"It's warm…" Sasuke replied.

"Whatever. Everyone, write down a dare WITHOUT YOUR NAME ON IT -glares at Naruto- and fold it up and put it in the hat." She said. Everyone did as they were told, and this is what they wrote down.

Naruto: Bring Naruto a lot of ramen in an embarrassing costume. (Hoping it's Sasuke)

Sakura: Dress up in a Barney costume and go after Kiba.

Sasuke: Kick Neji in his nuts.

Chouji: Seduce Hinata into making Chouji her famous chicken meal. But if she faints, then you've messed up. Ha ha.

Ino: Dye Sakura's hair blonde.

Shikamaru: Crank call Gaara.

Lee: Tell Gai-Sensei he's awesome ever time you see him.

Tenten: Cut off half of Neji's hair.

Neji: Take away all of Tenten's weapons.

Kiba: Make Naruto look like an idiot.

Hinata: Take the one you love or loves you and go inside a closet.

Shino: Eat absolutely nothing at all until breakfast tomorrow.

Hikari: Make Kakashi drive you to the mall and back.

Asuma: Don't drink anything for the rest of trip.

Kakashi: When all the girls go out for the hot springs dip, (giggle from Kakashi) go and give them "breast checks".

Kurenai: Eat 10 pounds of chicken feed.

Gai: BE YOUTHFUL!!!

Shizune: Take away Kakashi's book when he goes to sleep.

Tsunade: Bitch slap Shizune. (I couldn't resist)

Hawku: Make out with Kiba.

Once everyone had put their dare in, she shuffled them around with her super human strength, and then set it on the table. "Okay, pick up your dare." Everyone quickly grabbed a dare and this is what they got:

Naruto: Seduce Hinata into making me her famous chicken meal. But if she faints, then you've messed up. Ha ha

Sakura: Make Kakashi drive you to the mall and back.

Sasuke: Make Naruto look like an idiot.

Chouji: Eat absolutely nothing at all until breakfast tomorrow.

Ino: When all the girls go out for the hot springs dip, go and give them "breast checks".

Shikamaru: BE YOUTHFUL!!!

Lee: Dye Sakura's hair blonde.

Tenten: Cut off half of Neji's hair.

Neji: Take away all of Tenten's weapons.

Kiba: Take the one you love or loves you and go inside a closet.

Hinata: Bring Naruto a lot of ramen in an embarrassing costume.

Shino: Crank call Gaara

Hikari: Make out with Kiba.

Asuma: Bitch slap Shizune.

Kakashi: Tell Gai-Sensei he's awesome ever time you see him.

Kurenai: Take away Kakashi's book when he goes to sleep.

Gai: Kick Neji in his nuts.

Shizune: Dress up in a Barney costume and go after Kiba.

Tsunade: Don't drink any alcohol.

Hawku: Eat 10 pounds of chicken feed.

"Alright, now the rules are simple," Tsunade started. "You have 24 hours to complete your dare. If you fail to complete it by then, then whoever gave you the dare will have complete control under you for 24 hours. And, you cannot tell anyone your dare. Any questions? Good." And with that, she walked off.

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Yeah, that was by far the longest chapter I've ever written. Constitutes as two chapters almost from me! Heh heh, well, read and review peeps!