Century Sleepover

It'll be hard to top last chapter. I mean, REALLY hard to top last chapter, just because of it's massive size and detail. Even the largest cliffhanger I've ever actually given in my entire Fanfic career. That's one accomplishment to be proud of. And to all who are wondering, yes, we will get to Kurenai's and Shino's dares in this chapter, so don't you worry about that. Well, how do you top last chapter? With a random chat!

Me: lol.

Me: only one thing to do now then.

Naru: You mean...

Me: Yep...

Naru: PARTY!!!!!

Hina: woo (silently)

Ino: (seductively) heeey Kiba...

Hika: -bitch slaps Ino-

Hika: Back off he's mine.

Naru: Yeah, everyone knows that since "last night".

-Insert random giggles-

Hika: ...

Hina: -blushes like crazy-

Hika: tattle tail...

Hina: W-what? M-me? No...I d-didn't. Ino t-told me...

Ino: -tiptoes away-

Hika: U WER LISTENING?!

Ino: -cringes- well...it's not like it wasn't hard. -smirk- someone didn't close the blinds.

Hika: ...PEPING INO!

Ino: Yeah, and about half of New York too.

Hika: T.T

Hika: I blame Kiba.

Kiba: -slowly walks away-

Hika: come back.

Hika: it's not ur fault that Ino is a peeping tom.

Naru: Did we technically even finish the chapter?

Hina: N-no...

Hika: no.

Naru: Yeah...that's right.

Ino: Yeah, you should go so I can peep on you two having sex!

Hika: oO

Naru: -blushes- I wasn't planning on doing that!

Ino: Sure you weren't.

Hika: -kicks Ino-

Hika: ur just jealous!

Ino: R not. I have Shika, right Shika?

Shika: So...Temari…

Hika: he has Temari-Chan

Ino: SHIKA!

Hika: xD

Shika: huh? What?

Ino: What are you doing with Temari!

Shika: Ya know, just talking...

Hika: same thing me & Kiba were doing...

Ino: But whenever we talk, you always say it's troublesome!

Shika: It is. It's less troublesome to talk to her though.

Hika: no kidding!

Naru: GUYS GUYS! Calm down! We need to get the chapter done!

Me: Oh yeah...forgot about that.

Hika: Smart...

Me: I haven't had the right motivation to do it.

Ino: You mean besides the motivation to have the fluffiest chapter ever?

Me: Pretty much.

Hika: -smacks Afro upside the head- well get 2 work!

Me: -gets smacked- OW! Fine, I'm writing I'm writing!

Naru: Afrohawk does not own Naruto. So no sewing plz.

Me: Oh! And this was an actual conversation! No lie!

Hika: Stop stalling and write!

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P.S. For all who are wondering why the long wait, it's 'cause Fanfiction dot net is retarded. They wouldn't let me post it for a while so...yeah. Sorry for the delay. Ima start doing exports now. Thx to PhoenixClaw for the idea!

Normal POV

Hinata walked in the door and closed it behind slowly, taking a breath before moving. She came to see Naruto on the King-sized bed with headphones on and his eyes closed, meaning he hadn't seen her outfit yet. "H-hello, Naruto-kun," She said loud enough to let him know she was there.

Naruto, still with his eyes closed and listening to music, replied, "Hey." "Well…I'm going to have to get this over with sooner or later…" Naruto thought. "Hey…Hinata." Naruto said quietly.

"Yes, Naruto-kun?" Hinata answered, setting the ramen on the sink near the door.

"I'm going to lunch with Chouji tomorrow and he asked if you could make your famous chicken meal for us." Naruto said quickly, still avoiding looking at her. Although Naruto didn't see it, Hinata smiled.

"Sure." Hinata answered. She finally faced him, to see him smiling but still keeping his eyes closed. "Awesome! I won't have to seduce her! Now all I gotta do is teach her about sex, and I'm in the clear!" Naruto thought, grinning stupidly to himself.

Hinata POV

Hinata looked at Naruto's smiling face and couldn't help wondering why he was so happy about making that chicken that pretty much every Hyuuga knew how to cook. Even Neji. And…actually, I remembered teaching Tenten too. I snapped out of my thoughts when I heard him say "thanks, Hinata-chan" and went back to listening to his music. I then noticed that he STILL hadn't seen my outfit and by some freak luck, he didn't see or smell the ramen I brought. "This could be my chance…" I thought and crept closer to him. I got close enough to his face and he still didn't notice me!

I sat next to him on the bed and waited for any response, but he was so engrossed in his music he didn't notice a thing. "Wait…the ramen…" I thought, knowing it was his all-time favorite food. I got up off the bed and grabbed the tray from off the table. I walked right in front of him to get a good position and said, "Naruto-kun."

"Hm?" He murmured, finally opening his eyes to look at me. And as soon as his eyes opened, he stared and stared at me with the ramen in hands.

Slightly blushing, I said happily, "I got you some ramen, Naruto-kun." And although hearing those words would usually slap him out of anything, he still stared at me, not even noticing the ramen at all. I almost felt flattered that he'd look at me over the ramen…which is a first. Blushing, I said, "It's going to get cold, Naruto-kun." He immediately snapped out of it and for a split second, I saw him blush. He grabbed the ramen tray from me and smiled weakly.

"T-Thanks Hinata," He said. I stared in disbelief. I got Naruto, THE Naruto, to stutter. I watched him eat the ramen happily and took a seat next to him, laying face at him with my feet at the edge of the bed. "Maybe this does show off too much." I thought, watching him slurp up another noodle. He seemed to be eating a lot slower than usual, because he'd usually be done the bowl and onto a third one about now. But instead, he was eating slowly, and I kept getting glances from him after bites. He slurped the rest of the juice and set it down on a stand next to him.

"Did you enjoy it?" I asked. He nodded and grinned, but it seemed a little un-Naruto. It was a little weak, and his eyes showed off how nervous he was. I had no idea why he was so nervous.

Normal POV

Naruto set the bowl on the table and looked at the Hyuuga maid in total shock and awe. "I never seen Hinata wear anything so…out there." He thought as she smiled happily. Then, her face became serious, scaring the heck out of Naruto.

"C-can we talk, Naruto-kun?" She asked as she sat up.

"S-sure…" Naruto answered. "This is it, Hinata." Hinata thought to herself. "All or nothing chance." Hinata was scared out of her life, even with the small swig, so she did the most distracting thing possible. She rolled right on Naruto.

"H-H-H-Hinata!" Naruto stammered, pretty nervous of the girl who just rolled on his chest with very distracting…assets in front of him. He tried his best to keep back both his nosebleed and his blush, but he couldn't help either.

"Naruto-kun." Hinata said, snapping his out of his perverted thoughts. His eyes darted to her serious face again, even though a blush was still evident. "I…I wanted to talk to you…" She started as she lowered her head. "A-About u-us…"

"U-u-us?" Naruto stammered, trying his best to keep his eyes on her face.

"Y-yes…D-do you…like me?" She asked quietly, keeping her eyes away from his face.

"Of course I like you Hinata, why wouldn't I?" Naruto said, gaining some confidence in his speech.

"No…" Hinata replied. "I mean…do you like me, Naruto-kun." Naruto blushed, realizing what she did want to talk about.

"I-I…Hinata…" Naruto said, but he stopped when he looked at her face. Her eyes were sparkling even with the Hyuuga eyes and she was smiling.

"Be-because…I…Naruto. T-the reasons why I s-stutter, why I-I faint when I-I see you, w-why I can barely even talk t-to you sometimes…" She stopped, lowering her head just a bit. "It's because…I…I…I love you, Naruto-kun!" She screamed at the top of her silent lungs. Inside Naruto's head, the Kyuubi was going "Halleluiah" and Naruto was downright confused. He had no idea what to do at that moment, so he did the one thing every person should do when someone says that to you. He pulled her close and pressed his lips against hers.

All in Hinata's world stopped as she felt Naruto's wondrous lips pressed upon her own. She was so entranced by the kiss that she leaned in herself to deepen it. Naruto lightly licked her lips to gain entrance to her mouth, and she complied fully and opened it, allowing their tongues to dance in each others mouths.

Tenten's P.O.V (Heh, Sorry NaruXHina fans. We're coming back, don't worry)

I waved as I watched Hinata bravely trudge back to her room to face her biggest fear ever. I sighed and closed the door, but for some reason it made a louder sound than usual. I plopped on the bed and awaited Neji's return. All I knew was that Sasuke and him had gotten in some argument at the hot springs and he was pretty steamed about it. "I guess that's better for me. He isn't here to complain about it or yell at me or something," I thought as I grabbed my pillow. I didn't understand what was wrong with me. For some reason, I had been a bit jealous of Hinata. "I mean, I think I have Neji, but he's still as uncaring and unfeeling as before. And the whole Christmas thing sort of seems more like a fluke fantasy than actual…possession…"

Just as I finished that thought, Mr. Grumpy Hyuuga had walked in the door with his same, emotionless expression. It looked like he had something in his hair, like dust…or sand. I brushed the thought of suspicion out of my head and sat up to greet him.

"Hey." I greeted, hoping for a happy response. Boy was I wrong.

"Tenten." He replied coldly, sitting on the other side of the bed. I started to regret asking, but I ended up asking anyway.

"Are you…okay?" He simply replied by turning over on his shoulder angrily. "Must've been some fight. I've never seen him so angry." I touched his shoulder but he angrily brushed my hand aside. I didn't know whether this was typical Neji or fuming Neji at the time, but I tried anyway. "Do you want to talk about it?" I asked. He furiously nodded like a small child. Weird… "Oh man…how am I going to get my dare done…?"

I heard him mumble something about Sasuke and something about pain as he got up and walked toward the bathroom, and sighed. "Get a hold of yourself Tenten, you got him to open up one time, you can do it again." I thought as I watched him walk through the door and close it. As soon as I was sure the door was closed, I quickly pulled the covers over my head and pretended to go to sleep, making extra care as to not move an inch. Then I noticed that my buns were getting incredibly hard to lie on and so I quickly sat up, untied them from their ties, and laid back down in a split second. "Oh, I hope this works…" I sat there, motionlessly for the longest time. It felt so long waiting for him, like an hour had passed in just a few seconds…

I heard the door crack open and close behind. I quickly closed my eyes and tried my best to stay sleep. His steps were quiet, but I was able to hear them. Suddenly, he stopped. I cringed, hoping he wasn't looking at me, but I could almost feel his gaze right on me. Then I stopped feeling it and I heard him climb on over the bed to try to get over me. But what surprised me is that I didn't even feel him move over on the bed. He moved so slowly it was hard to tell when he was moving and when he wasn't. Maybe it was the bed…

"Tenten." I heard him say calmly. I cracked an eye open to see if I could find him and I was shocked beyond all reason. There he was, right on top of me, in duck pajamas!? Well, I'm scared for life. "Tenten." He said, frowning a bit. I felt the red rush to my cheeks immediately, and I could do nothing to hold it back. Even though we weren't even in contact, just his breath was starting to…

"TENTEN." He said, snapping me out of my thoughts. I opened both eyes and smiled nervously at his increasingly frustrated face.

"Y-y-yes, N-Neji?" I stuttered, hoping I'd never stutter that much in a sentence ever again. He frowned even more, and I slowly sunk into my pillow. He held up a kunai with some of his hair attached to it. Crap…

"What is this, Tenten?" He questioned angrily, forcing me to sink even lower in my pillow.

"It's a k-kunai…" I answered.

"And what was it doing?" He asked, obviously teasingly the answer out of me. I gulped.

"T-trying t-to get s-some of your h-hair…" He frowned even more.

"And why was it trying to do that?" He said, raising his voice.

"I-I…I w-was…I n-needed t-to…" I couldn't even finish the sentence. It was so hard to explain to him what I needed without telling my dare, even if every other person probably already did. I'm sure Tsunade had some way of reading people's minds so I knew she'd find out somehow...

"You needed to what, Tenten?" He questioned. I closed my eyes and hoped he would try anything funny. Once again…I was sadly mistaken. Instead, he increased his weight and laid right on me, face to face. I felt my heart pounded and my body heat skyrocketed at an alarming rate.

"Answer me, Tenten." He said slowly but still having that frustrated tone. I was scared, embarrassed, and… "stimulated" all at the same time, I couldn't help but to stare and stare with a hard blush on my face. I mean, all his weight was pushing my breasts up for pete sake!

"I-I-I-I-I-I…" That's all I could mutter out. I tried avoiding his hard stare by looking everywhere but him, but he was so close it was hard not to. "I'm sorry." Neji frowned, he was obviously enjoying tormenting me beyond all standards.

"Hn." He climbed off and laid on his own side, letting me breath again. I sighed, thinking, "Well…plan A failed…maybe another approach would work." I glanced over at Neji, who was laying soundlessly on his side, and facing me with that intense stare that would scare even the toughest ninja. It was so awkward after that display of anger and torment that I immediately got up and ran to the bathroom, taking as much time as I wanted in there.

I turned on the faucet and splashed cold water on my face as much as I could to try and wash away all the bad thoughts I had during Neji's little torture session. "I really shouldn't be having such…vivid thoughts, especially around him." Just the thoughts of having that situation again made me want to grab him by the neck and make him do all sorts of th-

Suddenly, the water overflowed from the sank and flooded over to the floor. I frantically turned the water off before Neji could suspect anything. "All these thoughts are starting to distract me…Stupid stupid stupid!" I smacked my head over and over again, blaming myself for it all. If Neji saw me right now, he'd think I was crazy. I grabbed my nightgown from the tub and started to get undressed. "Come to think of it, he could be watching me right now…" I almost thought of him seeing me naked, but I quickly decided not to go there right now. I was really tired and wanted to go to bed. So, I finished getting dressed in my nightgown and walked outside.

And there was Neji, sitting on the bed, staring right at me. I started to walk for a moment but I stopped when he started to get up. "Oh no, oh no, oh no! What's he doing?!" I frantically looked around for anything that could possibly help the situation, but I couldn't find anything before he reached me.

"Tenten." He said, making me jump slightly. He cocked an eyebrow at my motions but shrugged it off. "Listen, I know you're not some fangirl, so don't try getting my hair for some weird collection, got it? I don't want to see some crazy shrines of me hidden in the bathroom, okay?" I nodded and smiled.

"I promise, Neji."

"Good." He smirked and got back on the bed. I sighed in relief and got on the bed. But just as I was about to pull the covers over me, Neji grabbed them from me. Instead, he climbed under then jumped on top of me and held my arms down forcefully. Before I even knew what was going on, he whispered in my ear, "But if this happens again, they'll be some interesting consequences." He rolled off, but without giving my breast a tormenting squeeze. When he was finally back on his side, I was so scared, embarrassed and… "aroused" that I did the only thing I could possibly do. I fainted.

Back to NaruHina!

Hinata and Naruto had just broken up after one hour of full on attacking each other. They each took large breaths to catch their breath from that intense make out session. Hinata could only blush furiously and bury her head into Naruto's chest. She wrapped her arms around his waist and smiled.

"W-wow…" She said happily.

"Yeah…wow…" Naruto replied.

"That was some first kiss…" Hinata replied.

"Mmhmm…Hey...Hinata."

"Yes Naruto-kun?"

"You taste better than ramen." Hinata giggled and blushed. Naurto responded by laughing nervously a bit and placing his hand on her tiny back.

"Naruto-kun." She raised her head and looked intensely at him. "I love you."

"I love you too, Hinata-chan." He answered. Hinata lowered her head sadly and closed her eyes.

"I know you're just saying that, but you don't mean it."

"Hinata, I-"

"Naruto. I know you don't mean it because you don't know what it means to be truly in love."

"Hinata…"

"The reason is, you've never known what it was. I've heard stories and rumors about you, how you lived alone all your life with no parents, how people cursed you and called you names for what was inside of you. You couldn't possibly know what it is. Because you've never had love in your life." She smiled and opened her eyes. "But…that's okay. I want to help you, Naruto-kun. I want to be the one to teach you. To teach you what love is."

"Hinata…"

"I'll teach you…if you'll have me…" Naruto draped his arms around Hinata's back and hugged her with as much love as he knew of.

"Of course I'll have you, Hinata-chan." He smiled and they hugged. –insert awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-

"Wait, hold on!" Naruto said, making Hinata snap to attention. "I still have to teach you about sex!" Hinata rolled off of Naruto and sat up. "Hinata, you go change into whatever your sleeping in, and I'll get ready." She smiled and nodded as she happily skipped to the bathroom.

She emerged in a lavender nightgown and sat on the edge of the bed. "Ready Naruto-kun."

Naruto took a deep breath. "Okay Hinata…sex is…"

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I know, crappy place to put a cliffhanger but I'm making sure I don't go too overboard with the chapter lengths. Sorry peoples, but I gotta put a cliffhanger somewhere.

Hinata: READ AND REVIEW PLZ!!!

Naruto: Wow Hinata, that was…loud.

Hinata: Thanks!

Tenten: Okay, when I said "time with Neji", I didn't mean…-blushes and points up- T-that…

Hawku: That's how the cookie crumbles.

Neji: I enjoyed it.

Tenten: That's not funny…