Century Sleepover

Well, the votes are in, for real this time! And I have the results. drum roll please

Lemon: 3

No lemon: 4

NO LEMON WINS!!! Sorry for those who wanted a lemon, but the people have spoken. No lemon for us. For everyone who's reviewed AFTER I wrote this chapter, sorry, but uh….yeah. We really appreciate the votes, let's get on with the story!

Oh, and as a side note, thoughts will now be represented by italics, followed by their name. Ex. He's such an idiot, Tenten thought. Only reason for doing this is so I don't have to waste too much time typing that in.

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Previously on Century Sleepover…

"What happened?!"

"I can't say."

"What, you can't!?"

"I'll say it." Hinata spoke up, lifting her head. Naruto said with his eyes that she didn't have to do this, but she went on anyway.

"Well, what happened?!"

She gulped and took a deep breath.

"I wet the Naruto."

Lee sat there, mouth agape. The other around the table, who almost got what she was saying, simply shook their heads and went back to eating.

"That's horrible! Wait…what does that mean?" Everyone fell out their chairs anime style.

"Lee you moron." Sasuke said coldly.

"What?" Lee asked dumbly. Naruto walked up to Lee and whispered in his ear. When he finished, Lee answered, "well what does that mean?" Naruto slapped the palm of his hand to his forehead and whispered in Lee's ear again. "Ohh…" Naruto was just about to sit back into his seat when Lee said, "Wait, what does that mean now?" Naruto face fell again. This time, he walked up to Lee, leaned close in his ear and yelled, "SHUT THE HELL UP LEE!" This consequently threw Lee out of his chair and onto the floor.

That's when Tenten came back from the bathroom and sat down, exhausted. "Ughhh…" She moaned as she slammed her head down on the table.

"Tenten, you okay?" Sakura asked.

"I'd rather not talk about it, really." Tenten replied, moaning and groaning like a 14 year old at a bingo game.

"You sure?" She asked.

"I'm fine woman!" Tenten snapped, scaring Sakura and shutting her up for the moment. Tenten just flopped back on the table and moaned in agony. "I'm just going to go back to my room. Hinata, when you're done, come see me." She got up and dragged herself back to her room, moaning all the while.

"Well that was…weird." Sasuke blurted out.

"You said it." Sakura half-heartedly agreed. Naruto took the great opportunity and quickly finished off his meal in one scoop, then left quietly without even making a noise. Well…that is until he bumped into Ino.

"Hey, watch where you're going!" Ino snapped. This brought the ninjas' attention easily, and Naruto bowed as an apology and quickly walked out the room. Ino sat down where Naruto was sitting and sighed.

"Rough night too huh?" Sakura asked, trying her best not to make fun of her. Oh, that would come later of course, but for now she was suppressing the urge.

"Yeah. It took me forever to get all the mud out of my hair." Ino moaned, mimicking Tenten's actions.

"Mud?" Hinata asked.

"Yeah."

"How'd you get mud in your hair?" Hinata asked.

"Well…it all started as I was making my escape last night…"

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Flashback

A young blonde kunoichi ran for her life, trying to get away from the drunken Hokage and her equally drunken assistant. She quickly escaped out of the hot springs and looked around for an escape. She saw a pig pen, a simple pig pen, in the front lobby of the hot spring, full of pigs and mud. Not deciding to question why a pig pen was in the middle of a hot springs lobby, she quickly dived into the pen, face first, and hid amongst the mud. She made sure to cover herself with as much as she could before those sex-crazed women caught up to her. Then, to blend in any more, she quickly did a genjutsu on a nearby pig, turning it into herself.

That's, of course, when the two women came in the lobby. The Hokage immediately spotted 'her' and grabbed 'Ino' by the arm and leg, scaring the hell out of the pigs. They frantically ran around the pen, trampling Ino a couple times, but she kept her cool and didn't move an inch. Finally, when 'Ino' was dragged out of the pig pen, the pigs settled down. The real Ino emerged from the mud to watch her Hokage and Hokage's assistant walk away with herself. She used that to make her escape and fled out the closest window.

End Flashback

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"I'm still surprised how everyone in that lobby managed to miss a naked girl being dragged away by two naked women and into the streets." Ino said, sighing. Sakura patted her on the shoulder.

"Ino…You DO realize that if you were submerged in mud, then the mud would've lead back to our hotel, correct?" Sakura explained. Ino sat up, just a bit triumphantly.

"I thought ahead of that Sakura. I made sure to clean up as I left to hide any evidence." She said, gaining a bit of volume in her voice.

"So how long did the genjutsu last?" Hinata said without a hint of stutter.

"Probably an hour, why?" Ino answered, giving the reviewers A LOT to say in their reviews. (This means you)

"Well, if it only lasted an hour, wouldn't they have come back for you?" Sakura questioned.

"Hmm…yeah. I wonder why they didn't…" Suddenly, the Hokage and Shizune burst through the doors with a huge, steaming plate of meat.

"WE'VE GOT BACON!!!" They both screamed. Sakura and Ino sweatdropped.

"That's why…" Ino said. She looked back at the Hokage and was shocked to see Hinata grabbing bacon like crazy. When she finally loaded her plate up and skipped back to the table, both Sakura and Ino simply stared.

"What? I like bacon." Hinata answered. Neji, who had recently joined the table when Ino started telling her story, simply shook his head and got up from his table to go to parts unknown.

With Tenten!

Tenten sighed as she flopped on the bed. After that crazy morning, she'd never be able to look Ino in the face, not to mention her Hokage and Shizune. I never knew Ino was…uugh! She dismissed the thoughts from her head and turned on the television. Much to her disappointment, absolutely nothing was on. Damn this 'Best Day Edder'! She sighed and turned the TV off.

Suddenly, a small knock was heard on the door. Tenten sprang up like a jack-in-the-box and answered, "Who is it?"

"It's Hinata." Tenten opened the door and saw the shy girl standing at the door, playing with her thumbs. "You…said you wanted to see me?"

A thought of realization quickly sprang to her mind, and she ushered Hinata in and to sit on the bed. Tenten laid out on it while Hinata sat at the very edge.

"So…" Hinata said nervously. "Y-you needed to see me?"

"Yeah. I wanted to know…how'd it go last night?!" Tenten squealed like a young school girl. Hinata blushed.

"Well, it went o-okay. It was a pretty crazy night for me…" She answered, slightly smiling but still with a look of concern in her eyes.

"Spill." Tenten replied, setting her chin in her hands.

"Well…" Hinata answered nervously, "After I left your room, I went to my room and Naruto was listening to music with his eyes closed. So I called him and he wouldn't stop staring at me for a while…" She blushed but continued on. "Then he ate his ramen, but it was so weird! He ate it so slow you'd think it wasn't Naruto anymore."

"I think he was attracted to your outfit, Hinata." Tenten said with a sly smile. Her face lit up at that comment, but she quickly calmed down before Tenten could see.

"A-anyway, after he ate, I rolled onto his chest and—"

"You rolled onto his chest? Wow, didn't know you had it in you." Tenten commented. Neither did I, Hinata thought.

"Y-yeah, and then I told him I wanted to talk about us…"

"Yeah and?!" Tenten practically yelled with anticipation.

"And then I asked him if he like liked me…"

"YEAH AND!?"

Hinata blushed and replied, "And then I told him I loved him. And then he kissed me!"

"How long?"

"I-I don't remember…"

"Rough estimate?"

"Bout maybe an hour?"

"No way! Is that really an estimate or your imagination?"

"In my imagination it was 10 times longer than that Tenten." Hinata answered with a giggle.

"Any tongue?"

Hinata felt heat rise to her cheeks. "Yeah…a lot of tongue."

"Wow, you actually made out for an hour?"

"Roughly."

"Then what happened?"

"After that, we broke away and he told me he loved me back." She lowered her head silently. "But then I told him he couldn't."

"Hinata…"

"I told him that he couldn't know what love was, and that I'd teach him if he'd have me."

"And what'd he say?"

"He said of course he would and then we hugged."

"Aww…how cute!"

"And then he taught me about," she gulped, "sex."

"Woah, how'd that go?"

"Okay I guess. But I don't remember much. All I remember is something about...I think something dealing with ropes and bunches of toys."

Tenten did her best to hold back a blush. "I see…"

"After that, I think I fell asleep, and that's all I remember."

"Oh, well that sounds nice. Good for you Hinata!" Tenten gave her a thumbs up, but not a "Lee good guy pose", more of a supportive, friend pose.

"Thanks." Hinata replied back while her eyes scanned the room. "So," Hinata said to change the subject, "how was your night?" Tenten immediately felt heat rise to her face after recalling the 'events' of last night.

"I-I-it was o-okay." Tenten stuttered, hoping Hinata didn't catch on.

"Tenten, I take it you had a rough night too?" Hinata asked, showing concern in her eyes.

"Yeah…"

"Want to talk about it?" Hinata asked.

"There's not much to talk about. After you left, Neji came in shortly all grumpy as usual. It was almost kind of cute, him fuming about his little match with Sasuke." She smiled to Hinata, who only gave her a confused, scared kind of look. "Anyway, I asked him if he was okay when he flopped on the bed, and he started nodding and wiggling like a little boy. It was so adorable!" She turned to Hinata again, who gave her that strange look. "What?"

"It's just…I've never thought of Neji as… 'cute'." Tenten blushed.

"Ahh…er…well…it was his actions, not him. Moving on, after that he got up and went to the bathroom. That's where I had left my trap to try and do my dare. But it didn't work, and he found out about it. I tried hiding under the covers and pretending to be sleep, but he ended up using that to pin me down." She smiled when she remembered his duck pajamas. "Hey hey, Hinata, did you know Neji sleeps in duck pajamas?"

Hinata giggled and answered, "No, but I do now." Tenten joined in on laughter and they laughed together. The brown haired girl wiped away a tear from her eye and Hinata was now lying on the bed, kicking her feet.

"Back to the story, after that, he had me pinned and pelted me with questions. It was horrible, it scared the heck out of me. And then, I tried closing my eyes to avoid his stare, instead, he increased his weight and laid right on top of me!" Hinata blushed but remained speechless. "I swear, back then…I-I, I would've done anything for him to be on my good side right about then."

"W-why?" Hinata asked.

"I wanted to do so many nasty and disgusting things to him, it's not even funny." Tenten replied, sitting up. "Even when he finally left me alone and I went to the bathroom, he was still stuck in my mind…I've never felt like that before…"

"What did it feel like?"

"It felt like I was ready to do just about anything, like my body was drunk and my mind was trying to catch up. And my entire body felt so…it's so hard to explain it, but it's such a confusing feeling…"

"Maybe we shouldn't talk about this anymore then…" Hinata answered.

"Thanks, I'd rather not. It's a little embarrassing." Tenten smiled. They sat there for a while in silence, until Tenten spoke up. "So…why'd it seem like you were avoiding Naruto this morning?"

"I'd rather not talk about it…"

"Oh come on, was it that bad?"

"Yes, it was."

"Oh…" Tenten's voice lowered. "Okay then." She pouted her bottom lip out and made her eyes as big as possible to try and persuade Hinata. (Also known as "The puppy dog pout"). Hinata looked at Tenten's childish actions and sighed.

"I'm not saying."

"Puweeeeseee?" Tenten pleaded. Hinata, completely out of character I might add, looked the other way and thrust her head up in a stuck up position. "Okay, fine, you win."

Out of nowhere, Lee came bursting through the door, panting and breathing heavily. Both girls looked at him with concern. But it's probably not important, the brown-haired girl thought to herself. "Lee, you okay?" Tenten asked.

Lee stood tall and smiled. "Yes, I am." He answered in an unusually low voice. "Just letting you know, Tsunade wants us all in the center room in fifteen minutes. She says it has something to do with our dares…or whatever."

"Okay…but Lee, what the heck happened to your voice?" Tenten asked.

"Well, it's a long and complicated story, I'll tell you that."

"And…you're not using 'youthful'", Hinata added. "You sure you're okay?"

"Yes, I am. I just…had to do something I didn't want to." Lee responded with empathy on 'had'.

"Well what happened?!" Tenten asked impatiently. Lee sighed.

"Well…if you must know…it all started right after breakfast. I was accompanying Sakura to her room…"

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Flashback

Lee followed happily behind his pink-haired love, Sakura. She had just finished her breakfast and decided to let him tag along for a while, just because of sheer boredom. Lee happily took up the offer, and that's how they got to this situation. As Sakura opened her door, a thought crossed over the young taijutsu master's mind. Oh…wait. I was supposed to do my youthful dare! Lee thought with a shudder. He had to get the worst dare of all, dye his lovely Sakura's hair blonde. Oh…how there'd be problems later.

Sakura opened the door and ushered Lee into her room. She plopped on the bed and hugged it, feeling the great cool blanket feeling you get when you just come back in. She sat back up as Lee sat down next to her and she smiled. Oh Kami-sama, how am I going to do this!? Lee thought with a fright. He looked at her smiling face, her perfectly flawless skin, and her wondrous lips. And mostly, he looked at her luscious pink hair, the hair he had come to admire over the years he had known her. He mentally sighed, knowing that luscious pink would soon have to be a golden blonde.

"So Lee," Sakura started, snapping the bowl-cut boy out of his thoughts. "What do you want to do? I didn't really have anything to do myself, so I'm open to suggestion." Inside that boy's heart, he was celebrating. He'd never gotten her to actually want to hang out with him, even if it's just because of boredom. But, in his mind, he was mourning the fact that he had to do something she'd never want him to do, and he had to do it before 24 hours were up.

Or else.

He mentally gulped at that. "Lee." Sakura said calmly, bringing him back to reality.

"Yes, Sakura-chan?"

"I asked, what did you want to do?" Lee thought and thought on how to bring about getting her to submit for a second. Then he quickly came up with an idea.

"Well, I actually got you something, something to help you in your quest of ultimate youth!" He said, faking to pull something out of his non-existing pockets. "But it's a surprise. So close your eyes." Sakura frowned but willingly closed her eyes. Please don't be a jumpsuit, please don't be a jumpsuit, please don't be a jumpsuit! Sakura thought frantically. Lee sighed and grabbed the rope behind his back. And within one swift movement, she'd been tied.

"Lee! What are you doing!?" Sakura questioned angrily as she struggled to break free of the ropes. "Untie me!" Like a switch, Lee immediately went from good to bad.

"Shut up!" Lee snapped, smacking her across the face. (Sakura lovers, bare with me for a moment) "Did I ask you to speak?"

Sakura's eyes watered up with tears. "Lee why would you do this?" She asked, scared. Lee responded with another slap to her face, this time adding more force.

"I said you can't speak, maggot!" Lee yelled like a marine general. "Now, listen up Sakura. I've been charged with the task to eliminate your pink hair, whether you like it or not! So, I'll untie you if you'd submit to dying your hair blonde on your own. But try anything funny, and they'll be consequences, do I make myself clear!?" She nodded like a frightened little child. "Good." He untied the rope within one motion and she collapsed onto the floor. "Now, enter the bathroom and we can get started." Sakura helped herself up and walked slowly toward the bathroom, but just as she reached the door, she tried to surprise him and attack.

Oh…bad move.

Lee immediately caught both hands and tossed her toward the ground. Then, in a flash, he tied her arms and legs together, cowboy style. "What did I tell you about trying stuff funny, Ms. Haruno! That just earned you a little something I like to call TOTAL WARDROBE DESTRUCTION!"

"What!? No! You can't do that!" Sakura pleaded, but she earned herself another slap.

"I can, and I will." He opened a nearby drawer that contained some of her extra clothing. He grabbed a shirt out of it and sniffed it. "Say goodbye to your wardrobe, Haruno, 'cause when I'm done with it, you won't even recognize it. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Nooooo!!!" Lee grabbed the rope holding her and dragged her into the bathroom to finish off his punishment.

End Torme— I mean Flashback

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"And that's what happened." Lee finished. He opened his eyes to the both kunoichi in the corner, scared out of their wits, chibi style. They were both huddled up, and Hinata was crying like a baby. "What?"

"P-p-pl-please! J-ju-just go!" Tenten stammered. Lee shrugged and walked out the room, relieving the two kunoichi. Tenten was the first to emerge out of the corner, and Hinata followed shortly.

"Th-that was scary…" Tenten admitted. Lee and scary had never gone together in a sentence, but in this case, it would make an acceptation. I mean, what kind of sick, evil person would go around destroying a girl's clothing! That's pure torture. (or so I'm told)

"I-I-I don't ever w-want to be on his bad side." Hinata added as she sat on the bed.

"I d-didn't even know h-he had a bad side." Tenten remarked.

"L-let's just go to the d-den now," Hinata suggested, standing up. Tenten nodded, and both girls walked to the center area. Little did they know, a certain boy had heard all about their little conversation. And boy was he pissed...

When the two girls got to the center area, all their friends, including a frightened and recently blonde haired Sakura, were there. But no sign on Kakashi or Kurenai…

"Okay, everyone here?" Tsunade asked as the two joined the group. "Good, now we can…wait, where's Sakura?"

"I-I'm here." Sakura answered. Tsunade took one good look at her, then replied, "Woah! Holy crap Sakura! What happened to your hair!?"

Sakura glanced over at Lee, but quickly looked back when she saw him smirk. "I-I'd rather not talk about it…"

"Okay then…In that case, we can begin!"

"Begin what?" Tenten asked, regaining her composure. Tsunade smiled and winked.

"Why, Truth or Dare of course."

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Yeah! Truth or Dare comes back next chapter people! I'm taking a break from the romance and getting back into the chaos! YEAH!!!! Make some noise people! Rockin! To those who are disappointed about the lemon, sorry, but I just couldn't disappoint the fans. Besides, I just noticed that this story is rated T! I didn't even realize until someone said something about it! Ha ha!

Hikari: I wanted a lemon…

Hawku: And I wanted ice cream, but we can't all have what we want now can we?

Shikamaru: Troublesome.

Lee: Read and review, maggots!