Century Sleepover

Welcome, to the fun. I'm glad you've all returned. To anyone who's wondered about Lee's "personality", that was a one time thing. Lee's personality will change periodically, based on my mood. Heh heh heh…

Oh yes, and the Truth or Dare thing returns! Who knows, this story may get a plot after all! Ha ha ha ha. Yeah right, like I'm ever known for plots. Let's just get on with the story.

EDIT: Sorry for the extreme long wait, but I've been waiting a pretty long time for Hikari to show up, and I wasn't sure I could use a certain idea, otherwise it would tick her off…probably anyway. It may also cause Sakura fans to hate me, sorry about that. Really sorry about the wait guys, but I can't wait for Hikari anymore 'cause I have no idea where she is. So, without further longation, I bring you the next chapter.

I don't own Naruto, just to cover all the chapters I haven't said it. Then again, Fanfiction dot net would've been down by now if people really cared. Lol.

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Last time on the Boondocks. Wait, I mean Century Sleepover.

"Okay then…In that case, we can begin!"

"Begin what?" Tenten asked, regaining her composure. Tsunade smiled and winked.

"Why, Truth or Dare of course."

"NOOOOOO!!!!" Everyone else screamed. They all ran toward their rooms, but before anyone could even get to one corridor, large steel bars blocked the area and entrapped them within the area.

"Not again!" Tenten yelled, frantically shaking the bars in a futile attempt to get away.

"Aaahh!!!" Ino screamed, running around the room like the world was ending.

"I want my mommy!" Chouji shrieked like a little girl. Everyone stopped and looked at the fat boy, with the less serious ones on the verge of laughing. "Sorry."

"Well, now that that's over, let's begin, shall we?" Tsunade said seriously. Of course, no one complied, and no one sat down. "Do it or I'm sending you all back to ninja academy." Immediately, everyone was seated. The Hokage smiled at her victi—er…younger ninja. Okay that works.

"But, before we begin, let's see if you've finished all last nights dares."

"But it hasn't even been 24 hours yet!" Sakura yelled.

"Shut the hell up!" Tsunade snapped angrily, making Sakura sink down in her seat and nod. "Okay, now, as I was saying. Well, since Sakura has such a big mouth, go first." She turned to Sakura and put on her serious face. "Sakura. Step Forward." Sakura complied and stood up. "According to this," She started, pointing to a card in her hand, "You had to get Kakashi to drive you to the mall. Did you complete that dare?"

"Yes ma'am!" Sakura answered. Tsunade peered into the recently-blonde girl's eyes and stared for what felt like hours to Sakura (but in actuality was like a minute). The larger woman smiled and slapped Sakura on the back and smiled. "Okay, you're free to go."

Sakura sighed and sank back into her seat. "Next!"

Suddenly, Gai stood up. He walked over to Negi and eyed up, asking him to stand with his eyes. Neji sighed and stood up. "Alright, what do you want?" Neji asked coldly. With one quick motion, Gai unleashed one devil of a kick to Neji's "where the sun don't shine" area. Neji, crutching his recently crushed crotch and writhed in pain and anger, yelled, "AUGH!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" Gai said nothing, and went back to his seat quietly as if nothing happened.

Well, if it's Gai-sensei and quiet, something must have happened. But I'm getting off topic.

"Well, he's completed his dare," Shizune replied, chuckling a little. In the same notion as Gai, Asuma got up from his seat and walked up to Shizune. "Yes?" She asked innocently. Asuma quickly lifted his arm and back handed the crap outta her!

"OOH! Bitch slap!" Ino yelled as Shizune felt to the ground with a thump. Tsunade smiled and checked off something on her list and moved on without even an ounce of care for her fallen assistant.

"Next!" Tsunade yelled as Asuma went back to his seat. "Sasuke Uchiha. Did you complete your dare?"

"Are you kidding me?" Sasuke said, smirking. "Naruto always looks like an idiot."

"Ohh…good point." Tsunade answered, returning the smirk. Naruto responded with a loud "hey!" but Tsunade just ignored it. "Next…Kiba Inuzuka!" Kiba proudly stood up. "You're dare was to…oh yeah, we all know you completed THAT dare." This was followed by various snickering of a few boys and giggles from other girls. Kiba sat back down, saying nothing but smirking to himself.

"Next is…Tenten…umm…Tenten…hey Tenten, do you have a last name?" Tsunade asked dumbfoundedly.

"I guess not…" Tenten replied, standing up.

"Well that's gay…They give pretty much everybody a name. Even people in the Zabuza saga had last names! Why not you?" Tsunade commented, thinking out loud. "Whatever. Anyway, did you…cut off half of Neji's hair?"

"No…I did not." She responded.

"Well then, you have until the end of the night to do so, or you shall do something so horrific, so disgustingly horrible, that it will scar you for the rest of your life!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!" Tsunade cackled like an old witch at the torture device she had in store for anyone who failed. Tenten just figured she was drunk, so she sat back down without a word.

"Okay, next…Neji Hyuuga…did you—"

"Nope." Neji said, cutting her Hokage off bluntly.

"Okay, you share the same fate as Tenten, you got that?"

"Whatever."

"Fine then. Next is…Naruto Uzumaki! Did you—"

Chouji cut her off, saying happily, "Oh yeah, he definitely did that dare." He rubbed his stomach intently, remembering the wondrous meal he just devoured. For once, life was good to the plump ninja.

"Okay then…" Tsunade said with a sweatdrop. "Uhh…Hinata Hyuuga. Did you—"

"We'd rather not talk about it," Replied both the normally quiet kunoichi and the normally loud-mouthed ninja. They both turned to each other, blushed, and looked away nervously. This would attract a lot of attention, but so far, no one has gotten over Chouji's earlier 'outburst'. So…we'll just leave them alone for a while.

"Okay…next is…Shikamaru Nara. How'd that go?"

"It was the most youthful freaking experience of my youthful freaking life." Shikamaru answered coldly with a scowl. All eyes turned to the normally calm boy, who growled at them all.

"You…okay Shika?" Ino asked.

"Do you know how hard it is to be YOUTHFUL all the time?! It's so annoying! And I actually had to take tips from the bowl cut FREAK over there! Everywhere I went I wasn't always doing 'the best youth I could'. For once I wish I wasn't so freaking lazy, then at LEAST I could've possibly avoided the worst thing in my life. I hate all of you."

"Okay…" Tsunade answered awkwardly. "Uhh…Ino Yamanaka."

"If you don't remember it, it's probably best if you don't." Ino replied, shivering at the thought of what they could've possibly done to that poor pig in an hour. Probably a bunch of animal abuse, that's for sure.

"What are you talking about?" Tsunade and her assistant both asked curiously.

"Like she said, we'd rather not talk about it." Tenten answered.

"Whatever…Chouji Akimichi."

"Yeah, I did it." Chouji answered in a bored-like tone.

"Are you absolutely sure about that?" Shizune questioned.

"Y-yeah, I'm sure." Chouji stammered a bit. Tsunade smirked and did over a hundred hand seals in a matter of seconds. She shouted, "Hidden Technique: Mind Recall!" Suddenly, a big, cloudy screen appeared over Chouji's head, rewinding the points over the past day. She skimmed the 'tape' quickly while Chouji bit his nails nervously, knowing it was only a matter of time. Suddenly, she stopped it when she noticed him standing still for quite a bit for no reason.

"Technique: Slow Mo." She commanded, and the 'tape' went in slow motion over that part. She watched as he stood there for no reason at all, staring at his fellow ninja. Then suddenly, there was a blur of motion of his arm, but it quickly receded. "What the…Increase slow mo to four." She commanded. She went over the part again, this time a lot slower, and caught poor Chouji in the act, quickly shoving a candy bar into his mouth with one quick move.

"Oh…so we have ourself a failure!" Tsunade shouted, turning to the cowering ninja on the couch. "Well, it seems you can't complete your dare anymore. You have FAILED. Chouji-san fails at life!"

"I…fail?" He answered quietly.

"Yes! Chouji-san is weak! He cannot contain his stomach, and therefore is weak! He is weak in the sense that he is not strong, but in fact weaker than me! In his being weak, he has succumbed to himself, and therefore has shown weakness! And in that weakness, it shows that he is weak! Weak enough to sneak a candy bar, because he is weak! His weakness is clearly shown..."

1 hour later…

"…and in that weakness of weak, the weak of the weak in this group is weak! Ah ha ha ha! You weak little man! Weakness is yours as strength is mine, which you do not have!"

"OKAY WE FREAKING GET IT!" Shikamaru screamed angrily. "God! You've said the same thing for the past hour! GIVE IT A REST WOMAN!"

"Do you question my judgement?" Tsunade asked in a god-like tone.

"Well…you gotta admit, he does have a point." Tenten commented.

"Yeah, you've said the same thing for like…ever…" Hinata added.

"Not to mention you've wasted an entire hour…" Sakura added.

"SHUT UP SAKURA!" Tsunade yelled. "In any case, I guess I'd better just get on with this. Let's see…both Kakashi and Kurenai are not back yet…so…Shizune! Did you complete your dare?"

"I-I-I…no. I did not, Tsunade-sama."

"Well then, you're just as weak as Chouji then! You have no strength, because for this you are weak! And in your weakness of the weak, you are even weaker than him, because you have no strength! And because of your weakness—"

"TSUNADE." Shikamaru warned angrily.

"Oh…yeah…right, sorry. Well, we've gotten everyone, let the truth or dare begin! And…since you are new here, you may go first, Hikari Hyuuga."

"Alright! Awesome!" Hikari replied happily. She thought intensively, thinking of which poor foo—er…vic—uhh…ninja! Yeah…ninja, would have to par take in the most baddest of bad dares ever. Finally, she came up with a good one and smiled evilly at her victim.

"Sakura…Truth, or dare?" She asked evilly.

"Uhh…Dare I guess." Sakura answered. Hikari smirked.

"Excellent…I dare you to…Streak naked around the city!" And on that day, Sakura's eyes grew 10 times wider, so much that it overshadowed her humongous forehead.

"Waah!? Why do I have to do that?!" Sakura screamed, a hint of nervousness in her voice.

"Because, it's a dare, and you have to do it. Either that, or your alternative is to streak around the entire city with Lee's green jumpsuit on." Hikari answered evilly.

"Personally, I'd rather go naked." Ino commented. "It'd give me a chance to show off my hot bod."

"Eww…" Shikamaru moaned. "Please, don't ever say something as troublesome as that ever again." The blonde-haired kunoichi pouted her lips out and struck a pose.

"Oh come on, you know you like it." Shikamaru only grunted in disgust and turned his eyes away from her little 'show' and went back to a more interesting, yet still troublesome show. In his mind anyway.

"So, with or without the jumpsuit, Ms. Haruno?" Hikari interrupted, holding up the fashionably challenged green jumpsuit Lee was known (and trademarked) to wear. She sighed and turned away from the hideous thing, then walked to a nearby bathroom to go 'change'. "Heh, I'm so evil."

"Yeah, ya can't beat the classics. Streaking is always grade A." Ino commented.

"Yep." She smiled, admiring her own evil work. Suddenly, however, a thought crossed her head. "Hey, Tsunade-sama. Are there any bars on the window in the bathroom?"

"I don't think so. But come on, what are the odds that at this very moment she's thinking about escape?" Tsunade drunkenly laughed.

Meanwhile…

I gotta get outta here! Sakura thought as she frantically paced the floors. I do not like going out in public naked, and going out in that jumpsuit is just ten times worse! Not only that, but this isn't exactly the safest neighborhood to streak down. Who knows what sort of trouble I could get in!? I must find a way to escape! Her eyes suddenly fell on that faithful window above the toilet that led to the outside world, her window of opportunity. Now THAT works!

Just as she was about to climb up onto the toilet to execute her escape, our favorite blue haired girl opened the door to expect her victim.

No, it's not Hinata.

"Sakura!" Hikari said, stopping the newly-blonde haired girl from escaping. She winced at the sound of Hikari's voice and sighed, stepping down from the toilet.

"I don't want to do this! It's so embarrassing! Plus, this place isn't Konoha! I could get grabbed off the street and raped or something!" Sakura wailed, almost breaking out in tears.

"Wow, you really don't want do this don't ya?" Hikari asked, concerned. She nodded, wiping away her emerging tears. "Well…I guess I could help you out…"

"R-Really?" Sakura asked, looking up.

"No, never mind. Nii-san would never let me live it down if I were to back out of a dare. He'd give me one huge lesson everyday about 'disgracing the Hyuuga pride' or something."

"O-oh…" Sakura sadly replied. She pondered and pondered until finally, a lightbulb went off! "I got an idea!"

"Hm?"

"Yeah! You transform into me and do the dare for me!"

"EHH!? Why would I want to do that! There's nothing in it for me!" Hikari answered, flip-flopping her morals around in an instant.

"W-wait! I know…" She beckoned the Hyuuga girl to her and Hikari leaned her ear in. Sakura whispered something in her ear and Hikari instantly brightened up.

"Alright, you've got a deal!"

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From the bathroom emerged the two girls, secretly disguised as each other by way of technique. Both girls were smiling happily, one that she didn't have to streak, and the other because she was getting one juicy reward after all this blows over. And from there on, it'd be there little secret.

"Ah, so you've returned. Ready to go Sakura?" Tsunade asked. At first, neither girls were responsive, but then Hikari remembered that she was Sakura.

"Oh, right. Hold on." 'Sakura' responded. In one quick notion, she tossed her clothes off in some random direction. "Okay, ready."

All eyes gazed at the naked girl, none with perverted smiles on, but in fact, disgusted looks.

"God your flat Sakura." Shikamaru commented, gaining a few snickers from the audience.

Thank God this isn't my body or I'd so kick his butt right now for that. Hikari thought angrily. "Well, you shouldn't be looking then."

"Whatever." He replied, partially returning to his normal lazy self.

"Well, you'd better get going Sakura." 'Hikari' said, embarrassed at all the looks she was getting. Well…her body was getting anyway.

"Okay," 'Sakura' answered, trying to mimic a sad voice from Sakura as much as possible. One of the sides of the bars revealed a door instantly, and she walked through it slowly, just as it closed. She kept on walked, not looking back at all, and soon was out of sight.

"Okay, she's gone. Let's go spy on her now." Tsunade said, standing up. All the others stood up quickly and were soon out the door as well, leaving a confused 'Hikari'.

"W-Wait up!" 'Hikari' responded, running after them.

On the streets…

When 'Hikari' had finally caught up to the rest of the ninja, they were on a rooftop watching the newly-blonde haired girl go down the street. But what they saw was so wrong on so many levels it's not even funny.

First off, she wasn't running down the sidewalk.

She was calmly walking.

Secondly, there were no loud noises or frantic screaming coming from her or anything. And no signs of embarrassment could be found at all. And third was the worst of all. Absolutely everyone on the street avoided her, either walking past quickly with a passing glance or not even paying attention to her at all. Then, one poor sap looking for a 'good time' approached her. Boy was that the mistake of his life.

Before he could finish saying "Hey baby", she had already punched him clear in the face without even looking at him, sending him flying through buildings and compounds like on an episode of Dragon Ball Z. Only this time he doesn't get back up. Ever.

After she took out her offender, pretty much everyone knew this girl was trouble and sped up their walked, not even looking at her at all. Some even started running, and one started frantically screaming 'the devil is among us'. This only amused 'Sakura' for a second before she kept on walking down the street.

"Man, she screws up the whole purpose of streaking. To be embarrassed and scream real loud!" Ino complained as she watched her friend walk down the street like she was a god.

'Sakura' came up on an dark alley that led straight across to another edge of the street, also known as a great shortcut. She quickly turned and walked through the alley, slowing up her decent.

Gaah! Cold! I should've at least worn socks or something! 'Sakura' thought to herself as her barefeet walked on the cool pavement of the dark alley. She gradually started to speed up to get through the alley faster, but suddenly she stopped.

There was a presence in the alley. One she had been somewhat familiar with…

In a large purple cloud of smoke, a figure appeared and grabbed her, revealing a familiar purple dinosaur.

"Hello…prey. MWA HA HA HA HA!" And with that, 'Sakura' was taken. A few ninja above felt pity for the poor girl.

For about 5 seconds.

"Okay, let's go." Kiba was the first to say as they walked away.

"But wait!" 'Hikari' yelled, "What about Hi…I mean Sakura!? We can't just leave her right?" All eyes immediately landed on her, questioning her identity with their eyes.

"You're not Hikari." Neji said bluntly.

"Wha? What are you talking about!?" Sakura said, trying her best to fake what he was talking about. Unfortunately, nothing fools the all seeing Hyuuga eyes.

NOTHING I TELL YOU!

"Well, for starters, your eyes are green," He said, pointing straight at her emerald eyes. "I'm surprised I didn't see that earlier. More importantly, that means that wasn't Sakura down there who just got abducted, that was Hikari."

"Hikari!? OH NOES!" Chouji screamed at the top of his lungs, obtaining some strange looks at the plump boy.

"Don't worry," Kiba said confidently, placing a hand on Chouji's shoulder. "We will get her back!"

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Yeah, I've had this idea for a while, so I've been dying to use it. Unfortunately, the long wait probably made a lot of people hate me. Not to mention the whole 'I know have to explain this to Hikari' thing. Ugh, what a conversation that will be. Well, I'll pass that highway when the time comes, Read and Review peeps!