Century Sleepover

Yes, I know. I took FOREVER to post this chapter. Yeah, I know, I had all summer to do it. But I'll give my explanation at the end of the chapter rather the beginning so you can enjoy this chapter now. Then flame me later. Trust me, all will be revealed later on.

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"Okay, don't freak out. It's just another night…"

Tenten reassured herself as she nervously followed Neji to their room. And apparently, he'd somehow gotten into a rotten mood, hence his irrefutable silence and strange march. On the one hand, that means Neji should be back to his normal, fuming, know-it-all self. On the other…well…now he's back to his normal, fuming, know-it-all self.

"Neji, you okay?" Tenten asked from behind him. He scoffed and muttered a "Hn" in response.

"Strike one…" She thought.

The kunoichi sighed, wondering what made him so angry in the first place. It's not like he was beat up by Hinata or something.

Of course, when Sakura tried to comfort the Uchiha on their way to separate rooms, he looked like he was gonna explode, with her in earshot of complete obliteration. She sunk lower than an earthworm during a rainstorm and skittered out of his way in an instant. The beaten Uchiha slammed the door so hard it practically fell of its hinges.

Bringing back those memories, Tenten couldn't help but giggle a bit at Sasuke's humiliating defeat. It was like watching Oprah and Jerry Springer at the same time. Inspirational, funny, and violent, which are things that rarely go together.

Neji, on the other side of the emotional wheel, was just plain tired. Not fuming, not angry, just cranky, worn-out, and ready for bed. Nothing made sense for him anymore. Before this sleepover, he had peace and quiet. Training and being a ninja was all he had. Now he's got a cousin with wild mood swings, an idiot fox as her supposed boyfriend, and a mystery sister that he didn't even know existed until a few days ago. Meanwhile, who knows what could've happened to the village while they were gone? They're the main characters for pete sake! And did he mention he tried seducing his teammate last night as a punishment, which he's still sleeping with? Yeah, that too.

The byukugan warrior sighed and grabbed the keycard out of his pocket, opened the door, and walked in with Tenten absent-mindedly following him. As soon as he eyed the bed, he plopped on the pillow face first. Tenten walked into the bathroom without a word, and for once in a while, Neji smiled at the silence. He welcomed it with open arms and embraced the sweet, sweet noise of nothing.

Then, his teammate emerged from the bathroom and couldn't help but chuckle at the way he was "sleeping".

"So, Neji…"

"HN."

"Strike two."

"You didn't even let me finish!" Tenten frowned.

Without even looking up or moving, Neji replied, "Tenten. Daddy's tired. Leave daddy alone."

"Daddy?" Tenten thought to herself.

"Oh come on, we haven't done anything all day together…" The brown-eyed kunoichi pouted. Neji didn't utter a word. "We could go to the mixed, open-air baths if you want…"

"…"

"…"

"Tenten."

"Yeah?"

"Go to sleep."

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Sighing, the kunoichi closed the door behind her, with a bathhouse basket in her hand. She walked slowly, complimenting the strange things that could be going on with her 'boyfriend'. I mean…nothing was official…but a bath together counts right?

…Right?

Deeply sighing, she turned the corner and bumped into someone, knocking the basket out of her hands and sending both persons to the ground.

"Sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going!" Tenten uttered before noticing the person she knocked over. "Ah! Hinata!"

"Tenten-san?" Hinata asked in surprise. Tenten got up quickly and helped Hinata up.

"What are you doing here?" Tenten asked, eyeing the objects sprawled out on the floor.

"W-well…I panicked…" The shy kunoichi said as she started to pick up her own objects. It was then when the weapons mistress noticed that Hinata was also carrying a bathhouse basket. "And…I-I ran out t-the door. Everything went so fast I didn't really remember picking all this up…"

"What? All that confidence we saw you having earlier?" Tenten teased as she bent down to pick up her own things and help her friend out with hers.

"I-I don't know what h-happened then…I just…got so angry before…" Hinata said, standing up.

"That would be called 'protecting your boyfriend', Hinata." The kunoichi smiled after finishing grabbing her things. "It's natural, since Naruto and Sasuke are like, natural rivals, when you two hooked up, Sasuke became your rival."

"R-really?" Hinata asked, taking the lead in their walk.

"Of course. Hmm…it's like this. If you got married to someone who really hated his neighbor, most likely you'd stay away from that neighbor, right?"

"Y-yeah…"

"Well, it's the same case here. Except in this case…well, you're just lucky Naruto didn't see the whole fight."

"He-He didn't?"

"Well, yeah, now there's a story to that…" Tenten said, scratching her head. "I'll tell you later."

"I-I see…" Hinata looked to the floor, a little disappointed that he wasn't watching her. Tenten, noticing her slowed walking, quickly responded:

"Hey, don't worry," Tenten patted gently on Hinata's shoulder, "It's better this way. Now, he knows his girlfriend is tough enough to take care of herself, and he isn't jealous or anything that his girl fought his battles. That counts for something, right?"

"Y-Yeah, thanks Tenten-san."

"However, you might want to watch out for Sasuke…he didn't seem all too happy about you beating him." Gulping, Hinata nodded as their trudge continued. "Wait, stop Hinata."

"W-what?" The shy girl turned around

"We're here." Hinata turned straight into a wall, one she was inches away from walking right into.

"Oh…" She backed up and followed Tenten through the shag curtain and into the empty changing room. The brown-eyed girl bounced over to the curtain going to the spring and peaked in slightly. She returned smiling and exclaimed cheerfully,

"We've got it all to ourselves!"

Hinata returned the smile, relieved they could have a little quiet. Tenten quickly found a bench and put her stuff down, then started removing her clothes.

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"…And that's it."

The kunoichi finished, waving her hand around in the steaming water in a circular motion.

"Daddy?" Hinata asked, giggling a bit and slipping into the water just as Tenten finished her monologue.

"I don't know either! He just blurts things out like he's the supreme one or something."

"He must be pretty tired," Hinata mumbled. "He'd never say anything like that…"

"Hm?"

"N-Nothing."

"Well, it's a bit tedious, to be honest. I'll be glad when these last 4 nights are up. Then we can head home and I can see my sweet bed again. And they'll be no Hyuuga in sight." Hinata gazed up into the sky at the full blue moon, and couldn't help having a feeling that everything was as it was supposed to, even if there was obviously something wrong. Of course, the shy girl hadn't been thinking about the chaotic sleepover, the strange feeling that someone was screwing with their lives, or even about her match earlier, but was fantasizing about her boyfriend sleeping soundly in his room, waiting for her to come back with a smile.

"…nata! Hello! Earth to Hinata?"

Snapping out of it, Hinata shook her head and muttered, "Sorry."

"I was saying, how come you panicked earlier?"

"W-when?"

"Ya know…why you were out in the hallway when I bumped into you?"

"O-Oh…Well…It's a long story…" Hinata bravely got up and made her way to the door.

"Hey Hinata. You leaving so early?" Tenten asked.

Hinata wheeled around and responded, "Well, I wanted to get back early. Naruto said he was gonna show me his special kunai." And with that, she was out the door, leaving Tenten to soak in her own thoughts.

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A lone girl was sneaking in the night, watching, waiting, ridiculously diving around corners even though every one was obviously sleep. Nonetheless, the kunoichi took all precautions to enter the sacred room and do as much damage to that evil girl she was desperate to get revenge on. Why? Was it because this girl happened to be her eternal rival and sworn enemy for a certain boy? Was it because of the way she made fun of her during the search for the Hyuuga girl? Or was it just because she hated that newly-blonded girl and just wanted to attack her while she was weak from Lee's "wardrobe destruction".

Laughing, the blonde kunoichi decided it was the latter, and stood gazing at the doorway, with the spare keycard the girl dropped wrapped around her fingertips. She snickered mischievously and carefully opened the door with it, then snuck around the room. Looking closely, the girl found her target: A sound asleep Haruno girl nesting peacefully in a blanket of wool, her chest rising up and down with each breath and her bare arms spreading just outside of the covers. Grinning, the ninja slinked around the room to decide what to get.

She checked a drawer close to her right and found no clothing due to a certain bowl-cut ninja. She checked above it, and there were standard things for an appearance-obsessed girl like her: hairspray, make-up, nail polish, and dozens of combs and concoctions that did God knows. Well, God, Sakura and herself of course.

She parted the mini-fridge door to see if she could find anything she could sabotage, but there wasn't much. Unfortunately, hotel mini-bars don't always fill things up with messy foods and thick drinks like they used to. It's all small snacks and big prices with them. Nonetheless, she rummaged through the icy fridge until she spotted it: A can of nature's perfect topping, Cool Whip. Quickly, the girl grabbed her ammo and shook it as the machine closed on its own.

With a mischievous smirk on her face, she shook and shook the can as she crept closer and closer to Sakura's sleeping form, and more importantly, her open hand. Within seconds, she was watching Sakura sleep from a few inches away, and glanced at her palm. Shaking the canister once more, she set her finger on the button like a trigger on a gun, and aimed. Slowly she pressed down on it and out came the cream onto Sakura's hand, it covering the entire thing.

And with that, the blonde tossed the can and pulled out a feather from her pocket, it's origin from a rich local bird. She silently thanked him for his generous (yet unknown to him) donation and inched the feather closer to the face of her former friend…

…until suddenly, something grabbed her leg. Within seconds, she was hoisted into the air by an unknown force, and she screamed, completely forgetting about her sleeping rival. Soon, the lights came on, and Sakura's eyes popped open, and she smirked, seeing Ino stuck in her trap.

"Well well, what do we have here," Sakura said, sitting up on the side of her bed using her free hand. "I was expecting a blonde idiot to show up and try and prank me while I slept. Guess I was right."

"Sakura!" Ino shrieked, now in full view of the net she'd been caught in. Poking the net teasingly, Sakura responded,

"Now what should I do with you?"

"Get me down from here!" Ino demanded. The capturer smiled and shoved her whipped cream-filled hand through the net and right into Ino's face.

"Yeah yeah, whatever. I'll do it in the morning." Sakura snapped her fingers. Before Ino could even utter a cry in protest, she'd been heaves outside of the window and all the way to the top of the building to hang right next to the good ol' flag. Ino let out cries and shrieks to 'get me out of this d-mn net', but soon, the newly-blonded girl shut the window and clapped her hands to shut off the lights.

Sakura, glancing over at her hand, thanked the girl for the tasty midnight snack and licked her hand clean. Then, she headed back for her bed. Getting back in, she smiled and headed back to slumber land.

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Tenten's P.O.V.

Okay, okay, let me think. Neji was wasn't angry…but he was tired…I think. Was he tired of me? No, maybe he was just…confused? Augh…

Sighing, I turned the corner and was surprised to see Sakura and Hinata just lounging on the couch and sipping tea…weird.

"Hinata? Sakura?" I said. Sakura spun her head around and smiled.

"Why Tenten-san, hello." The blonde said calmly. I still can't get over her being a blonde, it just looks so wrong on her. Then again, pink's not necessarily natural either, but whatever.

"Uhh…hey?" I said, Hinata also twirling her body toward me and smiling similarly to Sakura's gesture. "What are you two still doing up?" I asked.

I watched Sakura place her cup on a saucer, then she turned back to me again and said, "Well, I was just having a delightful talk with Hinata-san, she was enlightening me on her situation and we had just got into such a meaningful conversation." I swear I felt some drool fall out of my parted lips as I stared at the strange girl. She was definitely sounding strange, almost British in fact. Combined with her fashion disaster of pajama's she was sporting and that golden hair, I was about ten seconds from throwing up. All I could mutter stupidly was a 'huh?'

That was when Hinata spoke.

"Um…well, you see, I didn't want to go back to my room just yet so I was nervous, and I came here and found Sakura, so we were–"

"Yeah, we'll get to that in a second," I interrupted. "For now, what the hell is up with your accent Sakura?"

Sakura smiled bigger than a hobo after digging in the trash can. "I don't know," she responded, positioning her palm under her chin. "I guess I just wanted to try out a new accent is all."

"Don't, please." I answered, finally sitting down on a nearby couch.

"Haha, yeah. I don't think Sasuke-kun would like that much either." Ha. Her and her Sasuke-kun. I smiled on the outside, but on the inside I was still laughing my butt off after that mega slam Sasuke performed. If only someone video taped that!

Turning my attention to Hinata, I asked, "So, what's up Hinata?"

"I-I don't know, I guess I was just a little nervous. He's never offered to show me something special before." Hinata responded, absent-mindedly tapping her fingertips together.

"Hey, you don't have to be nervous," said a voice. It wasn't Sakura's, and it sure as hell wasn't mine. All three of us turned behind us to see none other than the mysterious Anko to be present, although I don't remember her being on the bus…

"Wh-what do you mean?" Hinata asked.

"It's nothing to worry about," Anko reassured, inching closer to us. "Men offer to show me their special things all the time, and trust me, it's nothing to be nervous about." I blushed, realizing the kind of person Anko is and what kind of special things men probably show her. I glanced at Sakura, who also had a light tint of pink spread across her cheeks. Of course, when I glanced back at Hinata, I could tell by the blank face that she didn't understand what Anko really meant. Ugh. The dobe has more work to do.

Oh great, now I'm saying it too.

"R-really?" The shy girl asked, her face lighting up.

"Yeah!" Anko yelled, moving closer to the innocent kunoichi. "Probably the best thing you can do to a guy is when he's unconscious, that's when you really do something good to him." I swear, I saw sparkles around Hinata's face at that moment, and she was beaming with happiness. Unfortunately, as I watched Anko say some of the more dirty thoughts out loud and into Hinata's young mind, I couldn't help thinking that this was some great material. If I ever got Neji unconscious (like that'd happen), I'd totally use some of this stuff on him.

Even as I watched Sakura from the other side of the couch, her face gave off an interesting look, like she was taking notes with her eyes. When Anko had finally finished revealing her vault of pornographic knowledge, both me and Sakura had massive red spread across our faces, but all Hinata could do was grin. Now this is the definition of irony. Hinata not blushing to this? No person on the face of the planet could hold in their embarrassment after that cellar of information. I doubt even Neji could hold his composure.

"Wow!" Hinata said, standing up confidently. "Thank you Anko-sensei!" She shook her teacher's hand thoroughly, then smiled and skipped away, off to go violate her boyfriend forever. I turned back to Sakura, but her seat was empty. When I wheeled around, even Anko had abandoned me.

"Great," I thought, getting up from the couch. "Now everybody's a pervert."

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Meanwhile, our favorite shy kunoichi just walked into the room she'd been staying with her beloved knucklehead ninja, and slid the door shut as quiet as a mouse. She tiptoed in and smiled at the site of Naruto sleeping soundly with the light still illuminated the room. She decided to walk in and tuck the man in…

…but unfortunately, she tripped over the negligent boy's jumpsuit, which inadvertently sent her crashing to the ground, waking the sleeping ninja with a startle. "Huh, what?" Naruto uttered, sitting up and rubbing his eyes sleepily. "H…inata? Is that you?"

Hinata, picking herself up from her stumble, smiled nervously at him. "What happened?" He asked.

"I…umm…fell." She replied sheepishly, scratching her head.

"Oh. Well, you should be a little more careful next time," Naruto replied, lying back down.

"Y-Yeah…sure thing…" The kunoichi said, sitting on the edge of the bed. She glanced over at him, who was sitting there, smiling at her for whatever odd reason. Maybe he had just finished the ramen bowl she'd remembered to give him before she panicked and ran out the room. Maybe he had a really good dream involving thoughts Jiraiya would be proud (and profit off) of. Or maybe, he had just taken a huge dump. Either way, he grinned at her all the same.

"So…" Hinata started, gazing downward at the messy blanket. Naruto, for once, caught onto what she was implying.

"Oh yeah, I said I'd show you my special kunai!" Her eyes lit up instantly as she turned full attention to him. He smiled at her and pulled the zipper on his pants. Then he dug inside of it until he found his special item and pulled it out for Hinata to see.

"There she is. My special kunai." He said, grasping it in his hands. She'd never seen something like this, the distinct color of it just making everything worthwhile.

"It's so…pretty Naruto-kun." Hinata said, leaning her head in.

"Yeah…all the better to gaze at my dear." Naruto proclaimed, happily accepting the attention his object was getting.

"It's so big too…" Hinata added.

"Yep."

"Why's it this color though?"

"I'm not really sure, it came like that I guess. But that's what makes it so special."

"…C-Can I touch it?" Hinata asked, glancing up at the owner of such a magnificent weapon.

"Go ahead." Once she got permission, the kunoichi turned her attention back to the item in place and poked it with her pointer finger.

"Wow! It's so hard!" Hinata replied, grasping the full thing in her soft fingers and squeezing.

"Yeah. I use it to train with almost every day! I almost wanted to whip it out in a battle with Sasuke, but I decided not to. He's…you know." Naruto paused. "And you know, not even Sakura's seen this." Hinata immediately removed her hands and looked up at her boyfriend. He nodded. Hinata was so overfilled with joy, she tackled him with tears of joy breaking away from her eyes. He smiled and hugged her back, laughing nervously a bit. Truth be told, when Naruto offered to show it to Sakura, she called him a pervert and knocked him halfway across the village with a punch that could knock out Muhammad Ali in the first round.

"I guess this means I'm special!" Hinata giggled, wiping a tear away.

"You sure are Hinata." There, the two stayed in each others arms, basking in each others warmth. For what felt like an eternity to Hinata, she stayed in her lover's arms. Amazingly enough, this was exactly how she'd pictured him when he figured out what it meant to love someone. Either she was rubbing off on him, or he's been reading Jiraiya's light novels again. And by light, we mean the ones with an actual story.

"Hey Hinata?"

"Yes Naruto-kun?"

"I think I should put away my kunai now. I don't want to hurt you."

"Oh, okay." She climbed off of him and he grabbed the light brown kunai and placed it back in his weapons holder, then closed it up and carelessly tossed the bag off. Then the kunoichi reattached herself to his neck, grinning sheepishly.

"Hey Naruto-kun."

"Yes Hinata?"

"I-I know how to make you feel really good. D-Do you want me to do it?"

"S-Sure."

"Okay, close your eyes." She commanded. He obeyed and shut his eyes. She leaned in close to his neck pressed her lips to his neck. Then, she expertly moved her hands to his neck just as he gasped, and within a second, he was out. She leaned back out and gazed upon the unconscious ninja. Smiling, she started to recall some of the 'wisdom' Anko had 'entrusted' to her to 'use in the field'. With a quick trip to her memories, she grasped her number one target. The Pants.

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The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, all was well with the world. A certain ninja had just woken up from a wonderful nap, and as he stretched his arms out and sat on the side of the bed, he came to realize how nice it was to awake alone with such a nice breeze blowing.

But then he stopped mid-stretch when he realized there were things wrong with this picture. A. He didn't sleep alone, he slept with another girl, who mysteriously was not in the bed when he had awoken. B. He didn't remember going to sleep last night. And C. WHEN DID BREEZES EVER GET THAT LOW!?

He slowly tilted his head down and his eyes widened.

"Oh…crap."

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Meanwhile, a particular girl was wearing her prize at the moment, and getting strange looks from every person she walked by. Why? Well, being that she had incredibly small hips and was wearing guy pants, they were obviously way too large for her. Combined with the fact that the colors didn't match at all, she was thought to be a Japanese hippie. But she proudly walked around in them, and she promenaded around the entire city. Why?

No seriously why?

Glancing at her watch, she realized the other ninja were getting up soon, so she wheeled around and marched back to the hotel, gaining less attention the closer she got to the hotel. Before she walked in the door, she'd seen a crowd near the building, and they were all looking at the same thing. Curiosity struck her, and she gazed up at what appeared to be a trapped cat in a net, right next to the flagpole. But did this ninja care? Heck no! She'd just gotten the one thing she'd longed for for years, and she'd do nothing to ruin such a prize. Not even save a kitten (it's pretty hard not to mind you.)

When she finally reached the hotel, she walked through the hollowed doors and straight through the middle room, where her friends were eating and chatting, minus one blonde girl. When they all realized her presence, they individually dropped their food/drinks in pure shock.

"Hinata?" Sakura asked.

"Yep. It's me alright." Hinata proclaimed proudly, showing off her newest 'fashion'.

"What the hell are you wearing girl?" Tsunade asked, furiously snacking on a piece of bacon.

Somewhere out there, one kunoichi was very proud.

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Meanwhile, in the public cafeteria, few boys were dragged by their fat friend to chow down on a gourmet breakfast, as gourmet as a continental breakfast gets. Luckily for them, today was a special, meaning the food was actually cooked. (ba dum ch)

Loading up a plate a foot high, Chouji hoisted the huge amount of food to his friends' table, spilling a tiny bit in the process. They made sure they didn't mix any of their food with his, less they forget the ear sores the fat guy gave them for stealing his precious nourishment.

"Chouji, why did you drag us here at 8 in the morning? Couldn't we have eaten later?" Sasuke said, absentmindedly munching on a donut.

"Yeah, waking up early is so troublesome." Shikamaru added, taking a sip of coffee.

"I agree." Neji said.

"Me too." Kiba yawned. But alas, everyone knows why he's tired. (laugh)

Shino silently nodded.

"Oh come on guys! This is good food! Besides, this breakfast ends early! Otherwise we'd just have to get breakfast somewhere else." Chouji defended.

"Yeah, then we'd have to pay for you." Shikamaru said, taking another sip of coffee. The other chuckled a bit.

"I'm cool with that." Chouji smiled. The chuckling instantly stopped.

"Hey, how come the dobe's not here?" Sasuke mentioned.

"Why? You worried about him Uchiha?" Neji teased.

"I'm just wondering why he didn't get signed up for this torture." The Uchiha added.

"Hey, speak of the devil, I spy orange." Kiba said, watching something turn the corner. What came next, was an utter shocker.

"Guys…" Naruto walked up in some strange white shorts.

Shikamaru literally spit out his coffee. "What the…Naruto!?"

"What the hell happened to your pants?" Sasuke asked.

"Uhhh…I don't know…I think Hinata…took them…"

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And that's a rap folks! I got in every quote except one, I actually took that out because I personally didn't like it. In any case, I did my best. Now, a bit of catching up to do.

First off, you'll notice the name change. Well, that's unexplainable really. It's a new name, Oh well dudes.

Second. The long update, well…MEGA HOMEWORK ATTACK. I got hit with so much and so little time, I haven't been able to type the story up much at all. Really sorry, I underestimated the power of G.T 10th Grade World History. That class is a beast!

In any case, sorry once again for the long wait, but I did my best to make this chapter as funny as the rest of them. Hopefully next chapter I'll be able to get in a Geico commercial gag…

Hikari: Ahem.

Me: Huh?

Hikari: Where am I?

Me: You're…here?

Hikari: No, I mean why aren't I in the story at all!

Me: -cringe- Sorry, it wasn't in the gameplan. You're in next chapter.

Hikari: Why not this one!?

Me: Well, you were referenced once if that's cool.

Hikari: -reads over- Wait…that was about me!?!

Me: Well, yeah. Duh.

Hikari: -pulls out shotgun-

Me: 00 O Shi- -runs-

Hikari: Get back here! I'll fix you good!

Me: Read and review guys! –continues running­­­–