Disclaimer: Don't own anything… grrrr. (The stupid computer says I spelled that wrong, or that it's not a word.)
A/N Okay, it is so cool to type this, and easy, too! So the next chapter! Also, we have a new addition!
The Bane! (or Pearlpelt)
LOL! I forgot him!
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Chapter 2: Luxa
Welcome To Underland Daily! Join The Fun! Now I Present… Luxa!
Reporter: "Luxa, first question. What does it feel like to be queen?"
Luxa: " Annoying, for one. It means I have to go to meetings, like this one."
Reporter: "Uh… any other feelings?"
Luxa: " Oh, yes, I have a whole list… would you like to hear all of them?"
Reporter: " Uh, sure."
Luxa: " Okay, it is bothersome, amazing, annoying, hilarious, fun, boring, great, lovely, hard,-
Reporter: " Okay… that's enough."
Luxa: " Really, I was in the be-...…"
Audience screams.
Luxa and Reporter: " What is it?!"
Crowd: " You're queen!"
Luxa: " Of course I am queen, has it not dawned on you until now?!"
Crowd acts embarrassed.
Reporter: " Okay, next question. Ready?"
Luxa: " Yes, I do think I am ready."
Reporter: " Umm.. all you had to say was 'yeah'."
Luxa blushes.
Trying to regain her dignity, Luxa says, " Oh, umm, sorry, yeah."
Luxa says 'yeah' in a tense voice.
Reporter: " Well, we need to do the next question. What do you think of Gregor?"
Luxa: "…Why?"
Reporter: "Umm… I want to know?"
Luxa: " I should chop off your head, I am surprised Gregor didn't."
Reporter cowers in fear.
Luxa grins.
Audience laughs.
Reporter: " So… what exactly do you think of Gregor?"
Luxa, caught by surprise says, " He is nice?"
Reporter: "Uh huh. Any others? He likes you."
Luxa: " He does…?"
Luxa does shifty eyes.
Reporter, ignoring shifty eyes : " Of course! We all know that! Collins told us!"
Luxa: " What?! She wasn't supposed to tell you, or anyone!"
Reporter: " That's what Gregor said! And what did I say about the full sentences?"
Reporter winks.
Luxa backs away slowly.
Reporter: " SO… you never really answered the question."
Luxa, in defense: " I did! I said he was nice!"
Reporter: " Aww, you're such a cute couple!"
Luxa frantically says: " Since when are we a couple?!"
Reporter: "Well, since the 5th book. You two are basically the cutest couple in the whole of the Underland Chronicles!"
Luxa: "What? Fine. I … I… I like Gregor."
Crowd shakes their heads in amusement.
Then the crowd cheers.
Luxa, speaking to Reporter: " Why are they cheering?"
Reporter: "Why, because both you and Gregor like each other."
Luxa blushes.
Then grunts.
Reporter: " I guess it's time for the next question."
Audience cheers.
Luxa buries her face in her hands and says, " Why did the council send me here?"
Reporter: " As I was saying, the next question."
Luxa: " Oh fi- .."
Fire alarm goes off.
Luxa: " What is that?! It sounds like the warning bell for when rats invade! "
Reporter: " Uh, sure…"
Reporter goes to check for a fire.
Reporter sees Ripred by the fire alarm.
Reporter: "Ripred!"
Ripred mockingly says: " Reporter!"
Reporter: " Ripred!"
Ripred: " You lame humans!"
Reporter: " Ripred!"
Ripred: " As I was saying, you lame humans!"
Reporter: "Unleash the power of the sun! What did you – hey!"
Ripred: " Took you long enough."
Reporter frowns.
Reporter: " Was it a prank?"
Ripred sarcastically says: " Of course not!"
Reporter: " I need to go ask Luxa the next question!"
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5 minutes later, on the stage
Reporter: " WELL, now that that's over and done with, let's ask the next question!"
Luxa: " Oh fi-.."
Reporter: " Who was your favorite nibbler?"
Luxa takes out her sword, threatens Reporter, and says, " That is not a respectful thing to say!"
Reporter: " Ask."
Luxa puts sword up to Reporters neck.
Reporter runs.
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A/N Second
chapter in a day! That's an accomplishment for me! It is really
easy to write, though, so it doesn't count as much… but still! I
don't know when the next chapter will be up.R&R, please!