Disclaimer: I'll tell you a secret, I don't own the UC's.
A/N Another edition to UC interviews! As always, R&R! No one gave me any suggestions, so no new editions. Sorry, tell me if I need to do anyone else, though, then I will do them.
Welcome To Underland Daily! Join The Fun! Next up…Howard!
Reporter: "So, Howard, tell us, did you like growing up in the Fount instead of Regalia?"
Howard: " Umm… it was okay, I guess. It was quieter in the Fount. That was the first the thing I noticed when I went to Regalia, the sound. It was also lonelier. I used to adventure with Pandora around the nibbler lands, but that was all the company I had most of the time."
Reporter: "Uh huh, that's nice to know. It's depressing I have to ask this stuff anyways."
Howard looks confused.
Crowd gasps.
Reporter gulps.
Reporter gives a nervous laugh: " Uh… since we all are having a great time, why don't we have Howard and Gregor do DDR?!"
Spectators applauses.
To find out about the quick round of DDR, read the following passage .
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Howard, over the cheering audience: " What is this?!"
Gregor: " Who knows?"
Mats and big TV come through the floor.
Howard: " What is that?"
Audience gasps because Howard doesn't know what a TV is.
Reporter sets both Howard and Gregor on expert without them knowing.
The song comes up.
Nananananananananana.
Gregor goes into creepy-deadly-rager-mode.
Gregor doesn't know what he's doing because he can't think straight.
Gregor fails after the first 5 beats on the hardest song because he's confused
Howard is playing on his hands like a circus player and fails after the first 6 beats.
A teenage girl from the crowd runs up to Howard, kisses him, and says, " OMG, you are my hero!"
Howard stands there perplexed.
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Reporter: " Well, we have another question!"
Howard: " Does it involve me doing the can-can?"
Reporter sighs.
Reporter: " Unfortunately, no."
Howard punches thin air.
Reporter: " Time for the question."
Complete silence falls over the crowd.
Reporter, irritated: " What is it?"
Random teenage girl who kissed Howard: " You have spinach on your tooth."
Reporter, confused: " I don't eat spinach."
Howard: " What is spinach?"
Everyone ignores Howard because Reporter runs to get the 'spinach' off her tooth.
Reporter comes back with spinach-free teeth.
Reporter: " Next question."
Howard: " I am ready."
Reporter: " Why do like shellfish?"
Howard: " They are a delicacy at the Fount?"
Reporter: " Howard, Howard, Howard. You ignorant little boy. Get on with the times!"
Howard: " But… everyone at the Fount likes shellfish."
Reporter: " That doesn't matter."
Howard and Audience glare.
Reporter shrinks against the chair.
Reporter quietly squeaks: " Next question."
Howard: " Okay…"
Howard: " I have a bad feeling about this."
Reporter: " How do you feel about Gregor and Luxa dating?"
Howard: " They are dating?!"
Reporter: " Uh…I mean… they like each other."
Crowd laughs because Howard's not convinced and Reporter's scared.
Reporter: " So, how do feel about it?"
Howard: " Umm… that they should not because they are 12."
Reporter: " Uh, they're 13."
Howard: " Oh, well, um…"
Reporter pats Howard on the back.
Reporter: " It's okay, Howard. All you have to do to refresh your memory is sing Bella-Bella-Bella Dancer-Ella."
Howard is confused.
Reporter: "Or go into gnawer lands and do the Hokey-Pokey."
A/N It wasn't that good… I have a bit of a writers block. The story won't continue unless you guys review. I have 33 hits and 1 review that's not myself. Tell me what you think! Is it bad or good? I need to know instead of just writing without any reviews. I'd feel empty if it wasn't for Dead Chick Walking.