Disclaimer: I do not own the stupendous, amazing, fantastic, incredible, stunning, astonishing, mind-blowing, stupefying, miraculous books By Susanne Collins. Unbelievable how many synonyms there are for 'amazing'.

A/N I haven't updated in a long time. Also, I have now decided to include Twitchtip, because I forgot her and she's fantastic. ( Please, in your reviews include questions for her.) I'm jut looking above for synonyms for those words ( amazing, miraculous, etc.). Please review everyone.

Welcome To Underland Daily! Join the fun! This time, we have the super (demented) Bane up!

Reporter: " First question. Why didn't you kill me?"

Bane: " Kill you? You killed my mother and Twirltounge!"

Reporter is very frightened, so she cowers in fear.

Crowd watches, immediately interested in the outcome of this.

Reporter: "Well, even though you're the evil dude in the books, I'll cut you some slack."

An excited Bane: "Is slack meat?"

A disturbed Reporter: "Umm… sure!"

Audience looks at Reporter creepily.

Reporter notices and says: "Fine. No, it isn't!"

Bane: " But I was hungry…"

Ripred: "Unless you want you're head bitten off, I suggest you run."

Reporter: "Since when did you get here?"

Reporter's jaw has dropped. Reporter isn't moving.

Bane is ready to eat Reporter, because he is hungry.

Red flashing lights come on.

Bane: " Pretty colors!"

Spectators shake their heads in amusement.

Bane has completely forgotten about eating the Reporter.

Reporter: "Are you insane?"

Reporter is met by silence.

Reporter: "Ookkay…"

Bane: "Isn't that what Collins, that devil, made me in the books?"

Bane tilts up his head curiously.

Reporter: "You read?"

Crowd eyes Bane questioningly.

Bane: "Hey... the pretty colors stopped."

Everyone stares at the Bane because the lights stopped flashing 2 minutes ago and he didn't notice until then.

Reporter: "What? Oh yeah, whatever, I'll ignore the books question. I guess it's time for the next question!"

Ripred: "Uhhh..."

Reporter: "You're still here?"

Ripred: "I'm the manager!"

Reporter: "Oh, yeah..."

Audience looks at Reporter like she's a complete freak for not remembering that.

Reporter: "Well, Bane, why did you want to kill all the mice?"

Ripred: "We already know why he wanted to! He's a crazy man!"

Reporter: "Rat."

Ripred: "If you don't want you're throat slit, I suggest you shut up."

Reporter gulps.

Bane: "What are mice?"

Reporter: "You're not supposed to answer with a question!"

Bane: "Do mice taste well?"

Reporter: "I don't know, I've never had any for dinner."

Reporter scratches head.

Ripred sighs in exasperation because the Bane used improper grammar.

Spectators try to stifle their laughs.

Reporter: "I've never had it for breakfast or lunch either..."

Bane: "You know... "mice" sounds like another word for nibblers."

Reporter: "That was the name!"

Bane: "You want to know why I kill nibblers?"

Reporter: "Yeah, basically."

Bane: "Sure. They have prettier eyes than gnawers. It's not fair!"

Reporter: "That's great... next question!"

Bane: "Yay! This is fun!"

Reporter: "You really think so? You're the first contestant who thought that!"

Reporter hugs Bane.

Bane: "No. Also, get off me. You smell bad."

Reporter: "You don't look to amazing with that gash yourself."

Bane: "I have a wound."

Ripred: "I didn't know you had such a big vocabulary! Congratulations!"

Bane lets a tear drop.

Bane: "Aren't you proud of me?"

Ripred: "No! Absolutely not!"

Crowd tells Reporter to get on with the question.

Reporter: "I was getting to it!"

Ripred: "Liar! If anything, you're stalling."

Reporter: "Am not!"

Ripred: "You won an award at your school for the best procrastinator."

Reporter mutters under her breath: "How do they know these things?"

Microphones amplifies the sound.

Bane: "We looked at your profile page on fanfiction." (A/N I didn't really. I do not have an award and there's nothing on my profile about that.)

Reporter: "Creepy little child."

Bane: "I'm not that little!"

Reporter: "Guess not. We should really get to the next question."

Bane: "Then what is it?"

Reporter: "Why the hell did you trust Twirltounge?!"

Bane: "A lot nicer than Ripred over there."

Ripred snorts.

Reporter cringes at the look in the Bane's eye.

Audience wonders if Reporter will be attacked. They sit on the edge of their chairs.

Bane: "Why do you care anyways?"

Reporter: "Uh... my boss told me to ask."

Ripred: "Who's your boss?"

Reporter: "Some person called Sandwich... he won't give me his first name... and I have no clue who he is."

Ripred, Bane, Spectators, previous interviewed characters, and to be interviewed characters stare at Reporter.

Reporter: "What? Answer the question!"

Reporter looks oddly at people.

Bane: "I... I did."

Ripred mutters: "How did she get hired by him?"

A/N Review people! I hope people had a great Christmas! I mean... I celebrate Christmas, but if you don't, that's fine. Happy Holidays everyone! I hope this chapter was okay, and next chapter, I'm might be doing Twitchtip, so include questions for her, I need ideas.