Hi! This is SYL again! Thxs to all the people who reviewed on my prologue:D This chapter is about the Genin Exams! I'm sorry I haven't updated, but I decided that I will only update one chapter a week! (Maybe even two when I have the time) I have summer math classes, Vietnamese School, Piano School, Violin lessons, swim team, and etc.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto, cuz if I did, I would have a lot of money right now:D!
Note: From now on I shall refer the Demon Kitsune (Kyuubi) as Kyu-tou-san or Kyuubi-sensei. I shall refer my OC as Kyu-chan, Kyuubi-chan, and Kyuubi.
"hahaha"Kyuubi's mind link
"hahaha"Uchiha Kyuubi's mind link
"hahaha Naruto's mind link
"hahaha " Sasuke's mind link
Team 11
Genin Exams
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(Day of the Genin Exams)
As Iruka walked towards the Academy, whistling, he decided today will be a great day. When he reached his wide open class door, he heard huge yelling on the other side of the room near Naruto, Sasuke and Kyuubi.
"Ino-pig!!! Of course Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun wouldn't sit next to you!!" someone shrieked. (I think you know who…)
"Well, Big-Forehead, you have a HUGE forehead that even Chouji wouldn't want to kiss it even bribed by food!!!" someone else retorted. (You know her too.) Just as Iruka was about to yell, "Silence!!!!!!" Kyuubi stepped in and said, "Wow, 2 lazy butt-heads who know nothing about ninjas, are actually in this class. Sasuke-nii-kun, tell them why I am not surprised."
"Hn." he smirked.
"Fine then, Naruto-kun?"
"Because at least one of them is gonna fail?" he guessed.
"Correct, and you know what, GIRLS?" asked Kyuubi, releasing weak, (in Kyuubi's terms) yet terrifying ki towards the 2 girls.
"Wha-wha-what?" asked the terrified girls.
"If you don't put your act together fast, I will make it my personal business where you both live, so you can be tortured, and I will put on a genjustu on both of you that will make you wanna die, FAST." she glared evilly. Just when the girls are about to pee in their pants, AGAIN, Iruka saved them by, of course, yelling, "SHUT UP!!!!" Then all the students scrambled to their seats, and waited patiently for their exams.
"Now let's move onto th- SPLAT!"
"Hahaha!!!! You look funny, Iruka-sensei!!" laughed our number one surprising yet popular (in a good way in the younger generation) student in the class. Good one, kit! Thanks tou-san. Hey, I also thought of this to—
"NARUTO!!!!!" roared Iruka.
"Yes, Iruka-sensei?" asked Naruto, innocently.
"Don't you dare, yes Iruka-sensei, me! I know you did that!!" yelled Iruka. Just when Iruka was about to go into a 30 minute lecture about not setting traps of green goop, combined with cow manure, Mizuki stepped up to save the day! Not… He did step in, but he did not save the day. Why? Here is the answer: a trap of green goop, combined with SUPER glue, feathers, and cow manure, and a jutsu was triggered by a step, thus turning Mizuki into a human chicken with an afro. Not only that, Iruka and the class were laughing so hard, the Hokage walked in and saw him too, also making him laugh.
Now that was prank of the year, kit! Hahaha!!!
Thanks, tou-san!
Hey! I was the one who thought of that! Give me some credit!
She's right, Dobe.
Oh, shut up, Sasuke-teme! And, thanks for the IDEA, Kyu-chan!
Your welcome, I think…
"Hahaha!! Wait a minute; aren't we supposed to do something? Mizuki-san?" asked Iruka, scratching his head. Hearing no response, Iruka looked around and Mizuki was gone. Then the 3rd left the classroom still laughing at the previous episode. "Well, anyway, onto the Genin Exams! The first part is the writing test! 70 or more is passing, 69 and less, you FAIL! There are three parts, so two out of three is passing, and, of course, 1/3 is failing." With that, Iruka passed out the tests, "BEGIN!"
The students began writing furiously, trying to get 100. As they got to the middle of the test, Shikamaru laid down his pencil, and slept. Kyuubi looked up once in a while and made sure Sakura gets scared and distracted so she couldn't concentrate on the test. The others stilled continued. When they are finally done, Iruka graded with the now clean Mizuki. Naruto and the others passed, except for other unfortunate, un-important people and Sakura.
"The second part is the shuriken throwing. Miss 4 out of ten, fail, ok?" explained Iruka,
"Hai!" said the students. And then, most of the students passed, Kyuubi still glared and the same, unfortunate, un-important people and Sakura failed again. So sad… (coughNOTcough)
"Onto the last part of the exam, you have to demonstrate 2 jutsus, buushin no jutsu, and kawarimi (sp?), then point out which of the Konoha headbands is a genjustu. We shall call your name to go to the exam room, one by one." explained Mizuki, still slightly angered by the goo episode.
"Hey, Mizuki-sensei!" yelled Naruto.
"Yes, Uzumaki-san?" asked Mizuki.
"What happened to your afro? I mean, it looked good on you with the dripping goo." asked Naruto, smirking.
"I-I-I, I got rid or it." Mizuki slowly, very slowly, got rid of his anger.
"Oh, so disappointing." mocked Naruto. Mizuki stop getting rid of his anger, and let it rise, a lot.
"Why you little De-"An Anbu shuusined there and had a kunai at Mizuki's throat, "You have a lot of nerves to break the 3rd's law." With that, the ANBU whisked Mizuki away to most popular, infamous, and the one and only, Ibiki's Interrogation/Torture Room!!!! (Muhahahaha!!!)
"Nooooooo!!! Not THAT PART!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!" screamed a girly voice. Again, Iruka blinked. Then wince along with the rest of the males in the class when they realized what THAT PART is, except for Kyu-tou-san. (Cuz he is a fox demon, not a human male! Duh!)
"Ok, on to the last part. Aya-sensei, Mizuki's substitute, and I will test you. First up is Hyuuga, Hinata!" said Iruka, slighting still wincing. Aya just watched and said nothing, being very amused.
"H-h-h-h-h-ai." said Hinata.
"Good luck, Hinata-san." said Naruto.
"... Th-th-thank you, Naruto-kun." replied Hinata, trying not to squeal in delight, and at the same time, faint. She left the classroom, and then came back a few minutes later, with a headband.
"Inuzuka, Kiba." called Iruka.
"Coming!!!! Let's go, Akamaru." shouted Kiba while running. He also came back a few minutes later with a headband. After that Sakura went, but came back with none, because she failed 2 parts and only passed one. Ino and the rest also passed. Sasuke and Naruto tried to beat each other by trying to do the most KAGE buushin. In the end, Sasuke did 56, and Naruto did 59. Naruto was gloating in the mind link, but when Kyuubi came back, she told the two in the mind link that she did 60. Naruto sulked until Kyuubi and Kyu-tou-san both told Naruto that they will have a big ramen feast tonight.
"Congratulations to everybody who passed. You all are now Konoha's Genins! Tomorrow, report here at 7 a.m. for your Genin teams and Jounin Sensei's! Dismiss!" said Iruka.
Yay!!! Now let's go train!!
Hold it right there, kit!
What, tou-san?
Yeah, what?
Hn.
I want Naruto to steal one of the Hokage's Forbidden Scrolls.
What???!!!
What???!!!
What????!!!
Well… You honestly don't think that I could train you MORE without a scroll of S Class, A Class, B Class, and C Class jutsus?
Ok, what's the plan?
What plan? We don't really need a plan?
Naruto.
Yes?
Shut up!
Oh…
The plan is this: Naruto goes and steals the forbidden scroll then copy it in the forest. If he runs into the Hokage, use the Harem Justsu. He will faint. While Naruto does that, Sasuke will distract the guards, tonight it will be all female guards. So he can seduce all of them.
What????!!!!
What do ya mean what? You can seduce just fine.
But, but, but, my reputation!!! I can't just go around and seduce a hord of females that are in love with me!!!
First, knock them out. Second, when they wake up, they will think of it as a dream. Third, should they try to rip out your clothes before you knock them out, either A) run away and have them chase you around the WHOLE village, B) Stay there until Naruto gets the scroll and at the same time try to stop them from feeling you up and raping you, or C) say that your gay and love a guy, then they will faint.
What???!!! I am sooooo not gonna do B and C, I'll do A…. I think…
Good, now that's settled. While Sasuke does the distracting, Kyu-chan will release Mizuki into the woods and tell him that the "Demon Brat'"(Naruto) will stupidly be in the forest with a Forbidden Scroll. When Mizuki asks for the scroll, Naruto gives him a fake one. When Iruka finds Mizuki, he will find him all tied up with two BIG fat note that says, "I'm gay, Fk me now." and, "I raped an 8 years old kid, HE was GOOD." It's not really true, but the report is true, but not the raper. There will also be a note that says that Sasuke, Naruto, and Kyu-chan found Mizuki trying to steal the scroll, but they evaded that and tied him up.
Isn't that kinda mean?
Nope, cuz he will go back to Ibiki's prison. And YOU, of all people, should know that Ibiki-san wanted to try out our new torture recipe potion. The one that BURNS the you-know-what off slowly and painfully.
That one? I wanna see that!! But that is rated M+, but hey, at least we'll hear his scream!
And I thought I was the sadist on this team…
But you still are!
Naruto.
Yes?
Shut up.
Ok…
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Done! Sorry if it is short! But I kinda wanted to do the Mizuki going back to Ibiki's torture room on the next chapter. Here is a little Omake of the part where Mizuki almost broke the 3rd's law:
(OMAKE)
"Onto the last part of the exam, you have to demonstrate 2 jutsus, buushin no jutsu, and kawarimi (sp?), then point out which of the Konoha headbands is a genjustu. We shall call your name to go to the exam room, one by one." explained Mizuki, still slightly angered by the goo episode.
"Hey, Mizuki-sensei!" yelled Naruto.
"Yes, Uzumaki-san?" asked Mizuki.
"What happened to your afro? I mean, it looked good on you with the dripping goo." asked Naruto, smirking.
"I-I-I, I got rid or it." Mizuki slowly, very slowly, got rid of his anger.
"Oh, so disappointing." mocked Naruto. Mizuki stop getting rid of his anger, and let it rise, a lot.
"Why you little De-"An Anbu shuusined there and had a kunai at Mizuki's throat, "You have a lot of nerves to break the 3rd's law." With that, the ANBU whisked Mizuki away to the most popular 5 star hotel in all of Konoha.
"WHAT????!!!!! I'm not gay, you fag!!!!!!" shrieked a very girly voice.
"But, honey, I love you!!!" yelled the ANBU.
"Fk me for all I care!" screamed Mizuki.
"Ok!!!!" yelled the ANBU.
"Wait!!! I didn't mean THAT!!!!!"
"…" sweat dropped the whole class.
(OMAKE DONE)
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