Hi! This is SYL! I'm sooooo sorry I haven't updated for like 4 ½ months or so! I have so much homework, and the stress is at LARGE! So here's chapter 2:P
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto for the 3rd time:P
Note: From now on I shall refer the Demon Kitsune (Kyuubi) as Kyu-tou-san or Kyuubi-sensei. I shall refer my OC as Kyu-chan, Kyuubi-chan, and Kyuubi.
Note #2: In this chapter, there WILL be lots of mind linking, so please don't flame me about that. Thank you:D
"hahaha"Kyuubi-sensei's mind link
"hahaha"Uchiha Kyuubi's mind link
"hahaha" Naruto's mind link
"hahaha " Sasuke's mind link
'hahaha' Thoughts
"hahaha" Speaking
"hahaha"Jutsu
Team 11
Mission: Steal the Scroll and Frame the Baka
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(The night after the Genin Exams) (Author's POV)
Kyu-chan, report!
Hai! The coast is clear, requesting authorization for releasing MitsUKE? (I know that isn't how to spell his name :P)
No, not yet, wait till Naruto gets the scroll… SasUKE! Report!
Hai! And I'm not a uke!
Yeah, yeah… Anyway, the report?
Oh, right… I'm behind the trees near the female guards… Requesting authorization to distract them?
Huh?
Kyuubi-sensei!
Oh, right. Go ahead, SasUKE.
For the 716th time! I'm not a uke! …And I'm going!
And you will hear fangirls scream in 5…4…3…2…1…
"EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Makes you wonder how the village isn't awake…
And now you shall hear SasUKE running (and yelling) away from the fangirls in 3…2…1…
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Help me!!!!!"
Makes you wonder more on how the WHOLE village didn't wake up… But some how the fangirls are gaining speed, maybe it's because Kyuubi, the great demon, had put on 20 more pounds on Sasuke to make him slower to get caught? Who knows?
Ok, back to the subject while SasUKE is running from his fangirls.
I'm not a uke!
Maybe, maybe not. You know, you should save your energy to run away from THEM.
Huh? Wha-… WTF!!! They caught up!!!
With a new burst of energy, Sasuke quickly ran towards the Forbidden Forest with the fangirls on his tail… Wait, I mean on his back. Yup, they caught up and some of them are hanging onto his back and some of them hanging on his arms.
Wow. whistle That's a lot of fangirls, wait, I mean guards.
Uh, tou-san?
Yes Naruto?
Can I please start operation, Steal the Scroll?
What do you mean? Didn't I tell you to get it right after Sasuke leads the guards away from the tower?
Ummmm… No.
Well, do it NOW, you baka! Unless you want me to give you 50 more pounds?
This is where you think that Kyuubi is a little TOO sweet with the last sentence.
Ok! Going and gone!
Good gracious, I never thought Naruto could be that dense.
Actually you knew, sensei.
Now I did NOT.
Ok, no need to be sooooo mad.
That's 10 more pounds for you after this mission!
GULP….
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(With Naruto…) (Naruto's POV)
'Ok, time to steal the scroll! Dattebyo!' I jumped down from my NOT comfortable tree and quietly sneaked through the entrance. There's no telling who or what is still in the tower. I sneaked upstairs to the Hokage Office the James Bond way. Looking left and right, over the shoulder turning around a corner with a shuriken. But I could've sworn that I heard the James Bond theme music, but thought nothing of it.
"And where are you going, Naruto?" asked a voice behind me. I jumped an inch off the ground, turned around with my fake happy face and looked at the owner of the voice. It was the 3rd Hokage, he is an old man, of course powerful, but he's suppose to be retired. But noooooo, the 4th Hokage just had to go and sealed Kyu-tou-san into my stomach and die. I kinda feel sorry for the old man, but not really. This village should die, but back to the subject.
"Oh, hey old man!" I yelled cheerfully. (coughfakecough)
"As I asked you, what are you doing in here?" he asked again.
'Damn, thought he would let that go…' I whined.
"Oh, this odd man with silver hair, and had his leaf headband over his left eye said that I should come here at night to get this limited edition Icha Icha Paradise book signed by the author for him that is in your office and he will give me 100 bucks." I lied using Kakashi-san, one of the students of Arashi, in it.
"WHAT!!! Did you already get it?" the old man's pipe fell out of his mouth, jaws wide open.
"No, I just got here." I said.
"Ok, don't get it for him, and I'll give you 200 bucks!" bribed the old man.
…hahahaha!!! I never knew the old man was a pervert!!!
And you are too.
No I'm not, though I already have the limited edition book, I need volume 9…
You really need to get it, cuz I wanna know what will happen to Cassie and Jessie's forbidden sister love.
Yeah, yeah!
Really, both of you…
Whatboth tou-san and I asked at the same time.
Uh! Never mind, just accept the bribe, get the money, then use your stupid perverted jutsu!
Hey! It's not stupid!!
Whatever…
"Ok, old man, give me the money." I said reaching out my hand.
'Young people are so eager for money.' thought Saturobi, "Here you go."
"Thanks old man!" I said, "Here's my gift for you!"
Orike No Jutsu!!!!!!
"…Ahhhh!!!" with that, the old man fainted with a big stream of blood coming out of his nose.
"Too easy," I smirked and started to look for the scroll, "Though that is a HUGE stream blood. Old man can't even handle a half covered naked woman."
Found the scroll yet?
Nope! Wait…. FOUND IT!!!!!!!!
Ow…My ears... [Mentally hits Naruto
Itai!!!!!! That really hurt!
Whatever, just get out of here and Kyu-chan?
Hai, Kyuubi-sensei?
…Release the baka…
You mean MitsUKE?
Maybe…. Now go before I WILL give you 10 more pounds!
[GULPS Hai!
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(With Kyu-chan & Author's POV)
Kyu-chan quietly jumped down from her UNcomfortable tree and knocked down the chuunin guards that were MEN this time. She looked left and right then quickly grab the keys and ran to MitsUKE's cell.
'This is a stupid plan, really. Why would he fall for the trick?'
"What are YOU doing here, Uchiha?" said a voice. Kyu-chan didn't jump in shock or anything, but just look up.
"Oh! Hi, Mitsuki-sensei! I'm just getting you out of jail!" she said happily.
"And why would you?" he asked suspiciously.
"Well Naruto was feeling bad because of what happened today, so he stole the Forbidden Scroll and wants you to have it." she responded with a convincing voice.
"Really?!" he exclaimed.
'Drop. Hook. And now we got the fish.' she thought wickedly.
Wait, isn't it Drop Hook Line or something?
Oh shut up, Naruto!
Hai!
"Hurry up and get me out of here!" he ordered. Ouch… that stung her pride.
'WTF!!! Here I am, getting out a bastard from jail, and all he does it order me around!! Oooooo!!!! He's gonna pay later!' she thought, fuming.
"Ok, ok!" With that, the prison cell door opened and MitsUKE quickly hurried out.
"Ok, where is the de— I mean where is Uzamaki?" he quickly changed his words, not liking the girl's SWEET smile.
'I'll rip his balls out after we're done with him!!!!'
"Ok, sensei! Follow me, Naruto-kun is in the forest!" she ran towards the forest with MitsUKE behind her.
'Why do I have this feeling that my balls will be ripped out later?' he shivered at the thought.
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(Forest) (Still Author's POV)
Dude!!!! Where are they? They were suppose to be here 5 minutes ago!!!!!!!
Naruto….
I mean, what if Mitsuki didn't believe her!
Naruto…
What if he tied her up and had his way with her!!!!!
NARUTO!!!!!!
Finally Naruto heard his adopted father and answered.
Yeah, tou-san?
They are coming.
WHAT!!!!! Why didn't you tell me earlier?!
I was going to, but you were busy ranting off.
What did I miss?
Hey, SasUKE! Naruto was just finishing off his rant worrying about Kyu-chan!
I wasn't worried!!!!
NARUTO…
[GULP Yes, Sasuke?
Are you saying that you don't care that MY sister will die or not?
Uh, I am saying that I DO care, but I know that she is strong and kicks ass?
Ok! And Kyuubi-sensei?
Yes, SasUKE?
Don't call me that for the 720th time!!!!!
If you haven't noticed, the great demon fox call Sasuke, SasUKE 4 times since him running away from the evil rabid fangirls whose ages varied from 15 to 25…
Speaking of fangirls, how did you managed to run away from them?
Oh, I just used the Kage Buushin No Jutsu and the copies just ran in a random direction while I , the real one, headed towards here.
Ok. That's smart.
Unlike you DOBE.
I'm not a dobe, you teme!!!!!!
Shut up! My head hurts now!
Huh? Kyu-chan?
Yeah?
Watcha doing?
Oh! MitsUKE and I are almost there. Wait, I see the clearing!
Get ready!
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(Clearing of the Forest… Still Author's POV)
"We're here, sensei!" Kyu-chan exclaimed.
"Ok… but where is Uzamaki?" he asked.
'Humph! No thank you's?!'
"Right here, sensei!" yelled a voice.
"Thank you for coming, Mituski." said another voice.
"What! Where are you?! Come out." panicked the M-baka.
"Jeez, calm down! It's only me and the teme!" exclaimed Naruto as he bounded out of shadows with Sasuke.
"Hn… Dobe."
"TEME!"
"Shut up and give me the scroll, demon!" shouted Mitsuki. Then there were some tension and someone finally spoke.
"What did you call me?" asked Naruto in a very dangerous voice.
"I said, Give me the scroll demon!!!!" the baka repeated.
"Ok. I'll give you the scroll."
"Finally!"
Stupid….
"After I rip your balls out!!!" guess who yelled that? If you guessed Kyu-chan, you are sooooo right!
"What?" the baka….
"Wait after we take care of him." said Sasuke.
"Oi! Did ya copy the scroll yet?!" asked Naruto.
"Copy… the scroll?" asked Mitsuki.
"Oh yeah! Thxs for reminding me to tell you! We're not going to give the scroll to you!" said Kyu-chan.
"Why?" asked the baka again.
"Did you have to ask? Fine, we: Naruto, Sasuke, and I, are going to put you back into Ibiki's interrogation room, or I like the call it, Ibiki's Private Room of Toture!!!!!" And then there was an evil cackle coming from our one and only sweet Uchiha girl.
'[shivers That is just plain scary!' thought MitsUKE.
Nice laugh, but maybe change the sound a little?
Thxs!
Hey, tou-san!!! Don't encourage her!! That laugh is too scary!!!!
…[shivers…
Oh, shut up, I bet you cant do that too!!!
…you're right…. You're too scary…
Then there was a silence. Then there were more silence. 5 minutes later, MitsUKE broke the silence.
"But you 3 are just genins, and on the other hand, I am a chuunin!"
"So? Teamwork is great for taking down a strong [coughweakling[cough person" Kyu-chan raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah! But then again, I bet you can't even beat teme over there!" Naruto jerked a thumb at Sasuke.
"I can sooo beat him! And if I can beat him, I could beat you two little brats!" argued MitsUKE.
"Are you calling me WEAK!!!!" roared the fearsome girl. The two smart boys in this situation, Naruto and Sasuke, were smart enough to back off. But apparently the baka chuunin wasn't.
"And what if I am?!" challenged the chuunin.
"I'll kill you!!!!" screamed the girl again.
"Yeah, like you can." scoffed the stupid EX-sensei. Then Kyuubi was silent, eyes closed.
"What? Fox demon got your tongue?" taunted the stupid ninja again. Then suddenly Kyuubi opened her eyes and smirked.
"I'm afraid not, but maybe the girl named after the great demon will get your tongue." smirked the girl.
"Yeah right." sneered Mitsuke.
"But too bad the other ninja are here, so let's finish up." With that, the 3 new genins cracked their knuckles really loud, making the ex-sensei gulp, advance on the poor (not) ninja.
POW! And Kyuubi-chan got him on the nose, making him nosebleeding like a pervert!
CRACK! Ooooo, SasUKE is really mad this time, that was his arm he just broke!
And let's see what Naruto is gonna do…Wait Naruto!
What?
Don't rip off his dick!!!
Why?
We were gonna let Ibiki burn it off, remember?!
Huh? Oh yeah! Sorry, so what should I do?
Break his spine?
… Ok!
And BIG CRACK there! Naruto just cracked his spine.
… [sweats drop
Hn…
Once Naruto was done breaking the poor (NOT) chuunin's spine, the ninjas that the 3rd Hokage sent arrived.
"Hey! You three! What happened?" asked one of the ninjas.
"Oh! We saw our sensei with the Forbidden Scroll! Then sensei proceeded to tell us lies about how the 4th Hokage sealing the great demon, Kyuubi, into Naruto's stomach instead of killing the demon! Is it true, Jounin-san?" asked Kyuubi-chan fearfully.
"Ummm… We'll bring you 3 genins to the Hokage's office so that Hokage-sama could tell you the whole story, and the rest of us will bring this traitor to Ikibi's Tor-, I mean Interrogation Room!" chuckled the same Jounin, nervously.
"Ok…" said Kyuubi-chan, unsure of the whole situation.
No!!! My perfect plan!!! RUINED!!!!
Calm down, sensei! We still broke his spine, right?
It's not the same as framing him for rape and all that shit!!!
Uh, tou-san?
What?
We will still hear him screaming because of his burned off dick, right?
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…You're right! We will!!!
[Kyuubi-chan, Naruto, and Sasuke sweatdrops
To be continued…
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SYL: I'm sooooo sorry!!! I keep disappointing myself!!!!
Naruto: Why? I mean you did type/write 19 pages on this chapter…
SYL: Because I'm such a horrible writer and I didn't update in a long time and I feel sooooo lazy[sobs
Naruto: … Here [hands a tissue to SYL
SYL[takes tissue Thxs… [blows really hard that it sounded like a fog horn
Kyuubi, the great demon: OUCH!!! Watch it! Sensitive ears here!!!
SYL: Oh shut up[sniffs
Naruto[sighs Fine, review and make her happy…
SYL: I want at least 6 reviews on this[sniffs
Naruto: With flames or not, as long it isn't about the loads of mind linking…
SYL[sniffs Bye, and hope you review…