Hi! SYL here again!! I know my previous chapters and other stories are not the best, but I'm planning on revising ALL of them. :D So stay tune for that! Here's Chapter 2!
Disclaimer: Haven't we been over this? Lawers: Uh… No? For the 4th time is this story: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!! :P
Note: I will still refer the Demon Kitsune (Kyuubi) as Kyu-tou-san or Kyuubi-sensei. I shall refer my OC as Kyu-chan, Kyuubi-chan, and Kyuubi.
Note #2: Some of the Naruto characters may be OOC, but please go with the flow
"hahaha"Kyuubi-sensei's mind link
"hahaha"Uchiha Kyuubi's mind link
"hahaha" Naruto's mind link
"hahaha " Sasuke's mind link
'hahaha' Thoughts
"hahaha" Speaking
"hahaha"Jutsu
Team 11
The Genin Teams
(Same night as last chapter, Author's POV)
"I would love it for you three to explain what happened." said the 3rd Hokage.
'While I was unconscious because of Naruto's perverted jutsu' he added in his mind.
"Well… Mizuki tricked Naruto into stealing the Forbidden Scroll, and Naruto told us about the plan." started Kyuubi.
"So we followed with the plan at first because we couldn't resist the temptation of learning new jutsus." Sasuke added.
"Then we realized that we could get into serious trouble if caught, so we pretended we will give Mizuki the scroll, but we will actually catch him." Kyuubi finished.
"Ok, but Naruto." Said the 3rd Hokage.
"Yes, old man?" asked Naruto.
"What is your side of the story?" Saturobi asked, slightly peeved at the 'old man' part.
"Same thing as them!" Naruto shouted cheerfully.
"Ok, you three are dismissed. Don't want you kids miss your Genin Teams sorting." Saturobi didn't really believe Naruto, Sasuke, and Kyuubi, but he waved it off.
"Hai!" with that, the three trouble-makers left to their respective house. Notice that I said house, not HOMES or HOUSES. Yes, the three new Genins live together because 1. Kyuubi and Sasuke have no other family other than Itachi and 2. Naruto would be living in a dirty, pitiful apartment if he was not living with his best friends.
Damn! We didn't get to frame Mizuki!
Don't worry tou-san! I'm sure there are more chances!
That's easy to say…
Stop sulking! Isn't Ikibi-san going to burn off his dick tomorrow morning when we will be in our Genin teams?
Oh yeah!! I forgot about that!
Me too!!
Boys will be boys…
Oh yeah! And girls will be- Hey, teme!
What?
Where are you going?
To bed., I'm tired… Good night…
OK! Good night, teme!
Good night, nii-chan.
Hn…
With that, Sasuke went to bed, Kyuubi watched T.V. all night, and Naruto had his ramen feast. Who could blame him? After all this excitement, who wouldn't be hungry?
(The next day, still Author's POV)
"Ah!! We're late!!" a piercing scream rang throughout the whole Uchiha Mansion.
"Get up, get up, people!! We are LATE!!" Naruto screamed again.
"Huh?" was all Kyuubi could say, then she stretched out her legs after a whole night of watching T.V. and sleeping on the couch after that.
"I said we are LATE! Now get your pussy butt off the freaking couch and get moving!" Naruto hated being late. Well, he LOATHED being late to something important like this because he wants to find out which two pussy cats will be on his team.
"Ok, ok! I'm getting up! Just make sure that Sasu-nii-chan won't kill you for waking him up in this kind of manner." Warned Kyuubi, as she walked up the stairs and went into the bathroom to brush her very white teeth.
"Oh yeah… The teme… GULP!" Naruto was now scared despite that they were late. Speaking of the devil! Sasuke was walking down the stairs, and what's that? There is a huge, scary aura behind him. Naruto double gulped.
"DOBE." Sasuke glared at the loud blonde, who in turn cowered in fear.
"Ye-ye-yes, teme?" stammered Naruto.
"Do you know what time it is?" asked the pissed Uchiha.
"Uh, it's 7:15, and we are 15 minutes late?" the supposed to be statement turned out a question.
"No! It's only 6:15, because Daylight Savings Time is OVER!" yelled the now very pissed Uchiha.
"WHAT?!" a yell came from the upstairs bathroom.
'Gulp! I am doubled doomed, and will be chewed raw to bits by two equally pissed Uchihas!" thought Naruto.
Well then… Maybe you should just RUN!
Oh! Hi, Kyu-chan! Forgot that we could also read each other's minds and all... Well… Got to go!
With that, Naruto speeded out of the mansion with the Uchiha twins after him like a cat after a mouse. In this case, it is two cats after one mouse.
SWISH!
The three genins ran into the empty plaza, paused to catch their breath, then continued on running. Then the genins ran into two people who were wearing tight, green spandexes and had a bowl-cut hairstyle.
"Lee!! We just found three youths running with the Power of Youth!!" The older man flashed his blinding white teeth, which were whiter than Kyuubi's, at the now freaked out future Team 11.
"Hai, Gai-sensei! Their Flames are burning more fiercely than us!" shouted the younger weirdo.
"That is great! But we have to work harder for our Flames to burn fiercely too!" shouted 'Gai-sensei.'
"Hai!"
"We shall run 1,000 laps around Konoha in 10 minutes, and if we don't achieve that, we have to do 1,000 pushups in 5 minutes!" with that, the weirdoes went off to do their stuff. The three genins left behind were flabbergasted and were all thinking, 'FREAKS.'
OMG! Never again shall I want to see a green spandex!
The worst fashion taste ever!
Hn…
But you know, I love their training schedule!!
GULP!
GULP!!
Gulp…
"Hey!!" A girl with two buns asked, with a blind looking long haired guy next to her, running up to the scared genins, "Have you seen two guys in disgusting green spandexes?"
The genins were still, then Naruto shakily point to a random direction.
"I see, thanks!" With that the girl and the boy ran off.
Naruto, you do know that you pointed to the wrong direction, right?
Uh…. No?
Baka…. Next time they see you, they will either kill you for pointing the wrong directions, or they will thank you for saving their eyes…
Yeah…
Naruto… It's 6:55
So?
We're gonna be late unless we get to the academy in 5 minutes.
Oh… And how far are we from the Academy?
It's gonna take you 15 minutes to walk there, so maybe about 5 minutes to run… I know! Let's give have a race! Winner chooses tonight's dinner! And loser buys!
Ok!
Ramen!!
…Sushi…
Ok, on your marks, get set. GO!!
With that, the three competing genins raced and raced towards the Academy.
5 minutes later
"Damn it!" swore Naruto at the door of the classroom.
"Aw man!" whined Kyuubi while breathing hard clinging to Naruto's jacket.
"Hn…" smirked Sasuke, then he sat down at his seat.
"No fair! Teme, can we eat ramen tonight?! I'll pay!" begged Naruto.
"No way, Naruto! You have to pay anyway, let's just eat sushi tonight!" Kyuubi also loves sushi.
"Hn." Sasuke smirked victoriously.
"Damn show off!" Naruto began murmuring swear words under his breath as he sat down in his chair.
Iruka walked into the classroom, took a deep breath, and shouted for the whole class to be quiet.
"Now, since all of you are genins, we shall now sort you into your genin teams… Team 1: Tsuyayaka Hinako, Migoto Koori, and Kajistu Fuka."
Three girls just looked up and smirked at each other. Then they just went back doing what they were doing before Iruka announced their team.
Hmm… Strange…
Huh? What's so strange, tou-san?
I'll tell you three later.
Ok.
Sure
Hn.
"Ok, Team 2: Dan, Eliza and Mary." Announced Iruka.
Everybody looked up and was confused. There were no Dan, Eliza, and Mary in their class.
(You could skip the next part if you want, it's for your entertainment only, not really involved in the actually plot. I'll tell you when this random part is over…)
Suddenly, the door was slammed open and in walked a guy and two girls.
"Did some one call our names?" asked the guy, adjusting his black sunglasses.
"Who are you?" asked Iruka.
"I'm Dan, this is Eliza," Dan pointed to the girl on his left, she was wearing jeans and a red sweater with the word, 'Sho-vie', "And this is Mary." Dan then pointed to the girl on his right. Mary was wearing jeans and a blue sweater with the words, 'Donky Kong.'
"Ok… You're not in my class or even a ninja, please leave my classroom." Said Iruka.
"Whoa there mister, but you can't talk to THE Dan like that." Eliza snapped her fingers in front of Iruka's face.
"What?" Iruka is getting mad.
"Yeah, totally. I mean, THE Dan is so hot and dreamy, he is way above your level." Mary said snobbishly.
"WHAT?! That guy is so not hot!" outburst all of Sasuke's fangirls including Ino.
"What?! What do you mean, no one is hotter than THE Dan!" yelled Eliza.
"No way! The hottest guy here is Uchiha Sasuke!" yelled Ino. Lots of girls nodded in agreement.
"Uchiha Sasuke? Never heard of him, and let me take a look at him. He CAN'T be hotter than ME." Bragged Dan.
"Fine! He is sitting right there! Next to the blond guy!" Ino pointed.
"Where, oh!" right there and then, Mary fainted when she saw Sasuke.
"Mary! Why did you faint?!" Eliza was shaking Mary's shoulders. Mary eventually revived and shakily pointed to Sasuke. Eliza turned around.
"Oh my… He is sooo HOT!" screamed Eliza. That was when you could tell Mary and Eliza turned into Sasuke Fangirls.
"What?! He can't be hotter that me… Ok… He is…" Dan admitted defeat.
"Thank you… Now will you please get out!!" yelled Irukam face all red from anger.
"H-hai!" Then Dan pulled Eliza and Mary out of the classroom, "Sorry for the disturbance!" with that, he quickly ran with the two girls in hand.
(Ok, random part is over! Now you could read again, or just continue reading… :P)
"Ok… Moving onto Team 3: Takamaru, Inuoushi, and Akudou."
Three boys looked up and grinned wildly at each, then winked at Team 1. Hinako, Koori, and Fuka just rolled their eyes, gave the boys the finger, and went back to what ever they were doing before.
Hm…
(A/N: Now since Team 4, 5, 6, and 7 doesn't matter, we'll skip them.)
"Team 8 is Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino!" said Iruka.
Hinata was a bit disappointed that she didn't get to be on the same team as her Naruto-kun, but she decided to make the best out of it and will try to be friends with Kiba and Shino.
(A/N: We're also skipping Team 9! :P)
"Team 10: Yamanka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Chouji!" Iruka shouted.
'Oh no! I'm on a team with a lazy ass and a fat ass!' thought Ino.
'Troublesome.' Thought Shikamaru.
"Mmm… chips" said Chouji as he shoved more chips into his mouth.
"And lastly, Team 11: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Kyuubi, and Uchiha Sasuke!" shouted Iruka.
"Yes!" shouted Naruto as he began to dance his celebration dance.
"Get down from the table, baka!" said Kyuubi.
"Hn." Was all you could hear from Sasuke.
"Ok, wait for your jounin sensei to come and pick you up. I have to go to an important meeting, so don't mess up the classroom, ok?" Iruka gave Naruto a look empathizing the last part. With that, Iruka left.
6 minutes later, a woman with a bandage dress, red eyes, and long black hair came in.
Now that is one foxy lady.
Totally
Grr…
"Team 8. I am your sensei, Kurenai. Please follow me to a place to introduce ourselves." Hinata, Kiba, and Shino stood up and followed Kurenai outside.
Darn!
2 minutes after they left, a man who was smoking came in and said "Team 10, follow me."
'A lazy ass, a fat ass, and now a smoking ass. Why am I so unlucky!' thought Ino as she followed her new sensei outside along with her teammates.
5 minutes after Team 10 left, Team 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9's senseis came and picked up their teams. Then Team 3's sensei, a handsome man will long silver hair named Keishou, came in and picked up the mischievous boys.
6 minutes after that, Team 1 was picked up too by a women named Aki. There was only Team 7 and Team 11 left.
"What's taking so long!" complained Naruto for the 20th time.
"Shut up Naruto!" snapped Kyuubi. She was angry that their sensei was really late.
"Hn." it seems like the great Sasuke was also crabby.
CRASH!!
The window was broken and standing on the shards was a women wearing fishnet clothing and a trench coat with purple hair and a dango stick in her hand.
"Oi! Which ones of you brats are Team 11?!" she shouted loudly, taking a bite out of her dango.
"That would be us." Kyuubi taking a step forward.
Damn! Another foxy lady, but this time with more spunk!
More like psychotic…
I agree…
"You brats follow me!!" she started out of the broken window.
Team 7 stayed behind and shuddered and was thankful that the crazy woman wasn't their sensei.
"Oh, and you three will have to wait for your sensei for about two more hours!" she called back at Team 7.
"Ah man!" complained a guy from Team 7.
"Uh, sensei…" began Kyuubi.
"What?!" the crazy sensei yelled.
"Where are we going?" Kyuubi asked.
"We're going to the dango restaurant, now shut your mouths!" she answered.
"Hai!" and for the rest of the 5 minute walk, it was all silent.
"Here we are!" she said.
"Kenjou's Dango?" Naruto said the restaurant's name in a question-like sentence.
"Yes, now get in! I want more dango!" their psychotic sensei shooed them into the dango restaurant.
"Ah, Anko-san! Welcome!" said a man who had silver hair, and a Konoha headband over his left eye. He had the Icha Icha Paradise book in his hand.
Kakashi-san?
Look! He has book 5!
How did he get book 5?
How the hell are we supposed to know?! AND our sensei is talking so shut your mouths!
"Kakashi, cut the crap. Your students are waiting at the academy!" she yelled.
"Hai, hai. They're going to fail anyway. Oh. Are these your students?" he asked in a carefree manner.
"Duh! And don't you give me that look!" she glared.
"Right, so want some dango?" he asked. She gave him a look, "Yes, I'll pay for all five of us." He eye-smiled.
"Hmm… Can't turn down an offer for free dango… Ok!" she answered. The two jounins and three genins walked to a table and called for a waiteress.
"Hello! Welcome to Kenjou's Dango! How may I help y—." She stopped when she saw Naruto.
"What were you saying?" asked their sensei threatenly.
"Sorry! I meant, may I take your order?" she fake-smiled.
"Ok, I want dango with your intestines unless you will not say word about you-know-what." Threated Anko.
"H-h-hai!" the waitress was terrified.
Ah, she would be a great mate…
I do NOT agree!
Make me say shut up one more time, I will eat dango with YOUR intestines, Naruto!
GULP! H-h-hai!
"S-s-so w-what would y-y-you l-l-l-like?" asked the stammering waitress.
"20 sticks of regular dango!" yelled Anko.
"Hai!" the waitress scurried away.
"You went too far, Anko-san." Eye-smiled Kakashi again.
"Whatever, she has to be nice to customers, or I'll close this thing down like I did to the other dango place!" yawned Anko.
"What other dango place, Anko-sensei?" asked Kyuubi politely.
"Oh, you haven't heard. I made a boycott against the famous Kyoshi's Dangos." She explained, "The owner pissed me off, so I just made a boycott and let the others do the work while I had my fair share of dango." Anko usually doesn't let other people do the work for her, but then again, she is very suprising.
"I see." Kyuubi smiled.
"Now you brats introduce yourselves." Anko said, taking a bite out of her dango stick.
"Umm… How?" asked Kyuubi.
"She means to state your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and your goals/dream." Kakashi said helpfully… for once.
"Oh, can Anko-sensei go first?" asked Naruto.
"Nope, let Kakashi do it." Anko replied.
"Ok then, I'm Kakashi, I like many things, I dislike many things, my hobbies are non of your concern, and my dream? None of your cocern." He smiled.
Naruto, Sasuke, and Kyuubi sweatdropped.
We only learned his name…
Yeah…..
Hn…
"Okay then, I'll go first." Smiled Kyuubi, "I'm Kyuubi Uchiha, I like training, my brother, Naruto, foxes, and playing pranks. I dislike fangirls, annoying and stupid people, and other. My hobbies are training with my brother and Naruto, and other. My dream is to become the strongest ninja in the world." Naruto snickered, and Kyuubi glared at him.
"Okay then, the blond boy is next." Munched Anko.
"Okay! I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I like training, beating Sasuke, Kyuubi, ramen, foxes, and playing pranks! I hate Sasuke, fangirsl, annoying people, and other stuff! My hobbies are to train and eat ramen! And my dream is to become the best Hokage in Konoha history!" he smiled.
'Interesting, the vessal wants to become Hokage.' Kakashi thought.
"And lastly, the brooding emo guy." Said Anko boredly.
"Hn, I'm Sasuke Uchiha. I like my sister, who is more tolerable than the dobe over there and training."
"Hey!" Naruto protested, but Kyuubi shut him up by shoving a dango in his mouth.
"I dislike the dobe and fangirls. I do not have a hobby, and my goal is to avenge and restore my clan." Sasuke continued, acting as if Naruto haven't interrupted.
'Damn, he really is an emo.' Anko thought, finally done with her last dango stick, "Ok, brats! Listen here…"
SYL: DONE! I'm working on the next chapter already!!
Sasuke: Hn… so slow, woman.
SYL: eyes glint say that again, I dare you.
Sasuke: … no thanks.
SYL: Well good for you then!
Naruto: OI! Review and teme over there will be spared!
SYL: That's right, REVIEW please!