Disclaimer - Hold it, this aint my Anime...Naruto aint mine...So does that mean this story isn't mine either?...aww..
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I Love -beep- -beep- -beeeeeeeep- wonder wot da 'rock' says?
Warning: Chapter may contain adult themes or w/e...YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD
'T-Tenten-chan..." Hinata stuttered.
"Yeh?" Tenten replied, frustrated.
"I-I was w-wondering if-if..." She gulped, "Here!"
Hinata shoved the broken half into Tenten's hands and scurried away shyly. She stood there dumbfounded with a broken piece of rock in her hand. She stared at it, examined it, and gasped.
"T-This is!" Her expression was shocked, "Oh my god, Neji I knew it all along"
She charged out the door and sped right into Neji.
"Neji, I knew it" Tenten looked straight into his eyes.
"Hn?"
"You didn't have to hide it from me, after all we've been friends since..."
"Hn?"
"Don't play dumb with me, you know it"
"Know what?"
She moved closer to him and grinned.
"Your finally chasing a real woman"
"What...?"
"And I thought you were gay"
"..." He twitched and walked away from her. Gay...Gay...Gay...Gay...
She grabbed his arm and pulled out her secret weapon.
"Hehehe"
Congratulations
She had just handcuffed their arms together.
"Tenten what are you doing!?" Neji growled.
"I've got the keys, and I'm not letting you go until you tell me every detail" She grinned dangling the keys in front of his face.
"I don't like anyone and I never will"
"Then your gay?"
"No!"
"Then explain this!" She pulled out the broken piece of rock and shoved it in his face.
Neji blushed bright red. ...Damnit...
"So what is it?"
"Don't you know"
"Your lovers gift?"
"No"
"Then?"
"It's a broken piece of a rock"
"But it's your broken piece of a rock"
"How do you know?"
"Hinata gave it to me, and she was more shy than usual too"
Neji hit her on the head.
"Are you crazy, it belongs to you, it's from you, now give me the key"
Tenten gasped. Just as Neji attempted to grab the key from her, out of no where Lee and Gai, with cloth wrapped around their faces dashed past them and snatched the key away.
"Was"
"That"
"LEE AND GAI SENSEI!"
They panicked and tried to pull the handcuffs off, unsuccessfully many attempts caused them more and more pain. Tenten even tried biting her arm off.
"This is all your fault"
"My fault, your the one that's gay"
"Just shut up"
"No you shut up!"
Wack!
It grew silent.
Short but I felt like torturing fans to build their suspense! Was it a slap, was it a kick up the balls or was it...something else?
Chapter 18: OMG
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