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Megan Consoer

ME NO OWN INUYASHA CHARACTERS OR NARUTO CHARACTERS!

(Kags POV.. If it changes randomly, deal with it)

'So I'm here... weird.'

Kagome had landed in a forest she figured was near Konoha. So, being herself she finished the ramen that she started in the void. What do you expect? Just about nothing surprises her anymore.

'I better get going.' kags smirked slightly and sprinted to the gates in the distance at a "normal" pace.

"Halt! State your business and ID papers."

"Um no. Just go to Hayate and say Higurashi. If you don't and he hears it from someone else then he will probably use you to practice a new kenjutsu technique." all said with a Sesshomaru like demeanor.

"Uh, yeah you wait right here." and the guard left. Meanwhile, Kags began to have a conversation with Kirara who, had gone with Kagome. Telepathically of corse.

'Stay here? Where am I gonna go?'

'You could go make friends with Gaara or screw around with Orochimaru's already fucked up mind.'

'This, my dear neko, is why I luv you.'

"Three, two-" the remaining guards gave kags a weird look but she ignored them. "-One."

"WHAT!"

"Oh, whoever could that be, I wonder." note the sarcasm

The next thing ya know, kags is in a bear hug with the usually impassive Hayate.

"Oh my god, its been so long."

"I guess since I've never met you before."

'Ouch.'

"And mother never spoke of you"

'Double ouch'

"That and the fact that, they died and I found out from someone I had never met before. Sad ain't it."

'DA-MN'

"Well damn..."

wait for it

"Wait a minuet? Died. What happened?"

"Just a really big fire. (It was true. Three years ago a fire started at the shrine. It, surprisingly, was a complete accident) So, either I stay in this village or I'll just go somewhere else."

'Your evil kags'

'I try'

"Yeah... well, common. We have to go talk to the Hokage and get you registered and I have to get a bigger place... or would you prefer an apartment near mine."

"My own thanks."

And so they did what they had to and I'm not typing it cause it's too troublesome. About a week after this kags is starting the academy, but before that... lets just say ottogure has been having problems lately.

"Alright everyone, settle down..." of course, Iruka's class didn't listen, why would they. Oh well, they'd learn soon enough. "SHUT UP YOU MAGGOTS!" and wa-la, a class of angels. "We have a new student and she just moved here so-" at this point people stopped listening.

"A new GIRL!? That bitch better stay away from my Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screech-eh... said.

"YEAH!... SASUKE-KUN'S MINE!" "Said" the rest of the female population in the room and a few from out the window... -minus hinata-

(A/N: fan cult people a creepy Ino: don't you mean fan club A/N: naw, in fanfics its cult)

"Wonder who it'll be"-that statement would be from the more sane people in the room... which in speculation isn't saying much.

"-please welcome Kagome Higurashi." yeah, Iruka was talking through all that but moving on. In walked Kagome in what looked like a HUGE blnket over her so nobody knew what she looked like.

'WTF'-the class

" Kagome please take a seat anywhere." so she took a seat next to Hinata and when the break came those curious enough to look found that Kagome was asleep.

"... Smart move. Why didn't I think of that." said Shikamaru, realizing the blanket-like cloak WAS a blanket.

"So... she brought that thing so she could sleep more comfortably through class?" asked Kiba, who received a nod in response.

Shikamaru and Naruto shared a look and did something that shocked those present. "Move over, we're coming in."

They received a mumbled response but climbed under anyway. Class continued afterwards and about five minuets in Hinata was pulled under the blanket... kicking and screaming... and then it was quiet... too quiet, untill-

"gasp IT ATE HINATA!" -Choji

"YOU BASTARD!" -Kiba w/ a barking Amikamaru in agreement. Bastard indeed.

(Not my joke)

Me: that's it for now

everyone else: THAT'S NOT FAIR

Me: I don't have to be fair

stay tuned to find out, did Hinata really get eaten, what is kagome wearing, what exactly ARE they doing under there and is the blanket ACTUALLY a bastard?

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