Previously! On Yu-Gi-Oh!

With Bakura and Ryou still lying unconscious, a strange glow gleams from the Millennium Rod and Puzzle, bringing about the idea of a collision. As Yugi and his gang head out with Atemu and Marik towards Ryou's house, the once lifeless body wonders around the house with only a half working body. Once the group enters the house and Bakura has caught a glimpse of his 'new body', everything begins to change...

-Insert super, awesome, chocolately fudge coated theme song-

"It's... it's..."

"IT'S HIDIOUS! SMACKIE CHANGE HIM BAAACK!"

Joey looked over at the person now standing in front of the doorway pointing at the 'deformed' Bakura. "Who are you?"

"Twitch, get out of the story."

"Who are you!?" Joey was getting frustrated now...

"I'm the author of course! And... that's someone you don't want to meet." Smack pointed at Twitch.

"THE WORLD IS ENDING!" Now Joey just sort of fell to the ground and grabbed a hold of Yugi's jacket.

"Uh, no... not yet."

"What do you mean by YET?"

"That's none of your business..." Then Smack walked off, dragging Twitch behind her,"You freaking idiot, you destroyed the beginning of the story!"

Twitch coughed," Excuse me, YOU are the one TYPING it!" "STFU!"

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"It's... it's..." Tea stuttered, not knowing WHAT to call 'it'. Of course, 'it' has a gender though... Bakura and Ryou are in fact males, at least... they better be. Yet now, the white haired males were... well, connected. They were split right down the middle, the right side belonging to the evil thief, Bakura, and the left side belonging to the kind Ryou whom just wanted to be free of Bakura.

Bakura's eye, his only eye, twitched a bit as he and Ryou sat on the floor together, unwantingly. "Why. Am I. Fused. With HIM!?"

"Oh, well you really think I want to be attached to YOU?" Ryou glanced at Bakura with his one eye.

"This isn't the time for you two to argue, you'll never be detached. But since we've got Bakura stuck here... tell us what you know." Yugi kneeled down in front of Bakura's side of the body.

"I won't tell you anything." The thief attempted to cross his 'arms' but only ended up with his one arm lying in mid-air. "Put your arm up you dolt!"

"No. I won't mingle in your evilness." Ryou turned his side of the chin upwards, causing Bakura's face to focus downwards a bit," That's my face too, you idiot!" Ryou sighed, trying to heed no attention towards Bakura. Yugi stood up," I'm sure there's something you know, Bakura. And we aren't leaving till you tell us."

Bakura now stood up, 'causing Ryou a little discomfort while being pulled upwards at the sudden lift," Then I guess I shall be taking a leave. Onwards Ryou!"Bakura then began 'running' out the door, but with Ryou trying to keep his place, he only ended up at a small trot with a dangling left side."Bastard, MOVE!" Ryou had no choice but to run along with Bakura, otherwise he would just be dragged along. "I'm sorry guys, I have no choice." He slumped his shoulder and began moving his leg along with Bakura's.

"What a sight to see..." Joey finally spoke up after seeing the deformity that had been in front of him.

"I wonder if they'll ever take a shower..."

"THERE'S THAT VOICE AGAIN!" Joey jumped on Tristan and Tristan let out a great sigh, "You shouldn't be afraid of the author..." Then Tristan suddenly fell and broke his leg on a large piece of metal that seemingly popped out of nowhere. "I HATE THE AUTHOR!"

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"Okay, Ryou. If we want this to work out... you have to obey my every order."

"What!? Why not you obey MY every order!?"

"Because you're a sissy, wimp, pale and rather thin. I'd be surprised if you could lift a stick." Ryou glared at Bakura again. He could tell this wouldn't be a very pleasant day. Not to mention the thought of being stuck to this thief for over a week wasn't very pleasant as well. He most defiantly didn't want to be attached to a bossy fool as this one. "Are you listening to me, Ryou?"

"Did you say something Bakura?" Bakura growled," Yes, I said something! I was saying that people are starring at us, because we are in the middle of a street... talking to ourselves." "THEN STOP TALKING TO ME!" Ryou tried to walk away but ended up going nowhere, just practically stomping his foot. Bakura was stronger and unlike Ryou... was able to keep himself in place.

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Yugi opened the door to the game shop and slumped in sighing. The door immediately closed behind him, no one else entered. "Where are the others?" Atemu asked, thinking maybe something happened. "They went home. Marik, you can go home if you would like to." Marik nodded but replied with," First, what happened? Is Ryou okay? Was he at home? Is he hurt?"

Giving Marik a glance of something like 'Wtf?' Yugi began the story," When we arrived to Ryou's house... no one answered the door so we went inside and the lights weren't working. Before we even took another step after entering... let's just say both Ryou and Bakura came running out 'together'."

Atemu and Marik looked a little shock as they both said "What?" Hesitating a bit, Yugi continued," Well you see... they're sort of 'attached'."

"I knew it! Ryou's GAY!" Marik pointed his Millennium Rod at Yugi as he said this.

"No, no, no! I meant it literally... they're stuck together, right down the middle." Marik slunk into the shadows a bit and Atemu replied to the story," How strange. So the collision was Ryou. It just... wasn't exactly in the way I would have expected."

"We tried to get Bakura to tell us anything he knew... but he ran off."

"Ryou didn't try to stop him?" Again Marik was asking questions... about Ryou.

"Do you really think he would have been able to? Bakura took off, dragging Ryou behind. After they got out the door Ryou went along, he didn't feel like being 'dragged' the whole way to where they were going."

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"I think they're gone..." Bakura was hiding behind a bush in front of Ryou's home whispering to that very person who stood beside him. "Then let's go in. I don't feel comfortable being out in public attached to you." Bakura glared and began walking towards the house, Ryou as well walked.

-Insert super, awesome, chocolately fudge coated theme song-

((Sorry, this one was sort of short. -sweat drop-))