Smack: This episode is an attempt at actually having a funny episode in amongst the weirdo things go on, yeah.. .

Atemu: Just go on with the episode.

Smack: Okay, honey! . -jumps on Atemu-

Atemu: Agh. D: -falls-

Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yugi and Atemu cleaned up their question plates a bit, clearing up the worst and most important questions. Yet, up in the minds of the Ishtar's and Bakura things are getting quite confusing.. in the sexuality area. –wink, wink. nudge, nudge- Now on a handshake of trust and adventure a mysterious glows brings all attention to a new arrival…

-Insert super, awesome, chocolately fudge coated theme song-

Tea awoke early in the morning and was walking out the door in no time to visit Yugi. She quickly walked to the stairs leading to the ground below the apartments. She skipped as carefully as possible down the long flight of stairs as she cheerfully sang a song of friendshippy joyness. Halfway down the stairs she mysteriously tripped and began falling headfirst down the concrete stairs of doom. When she fell not so gracefully to the ground she picked herself up and wiped blood from her face. Surprisingly not dead, she frowned and spoke out loud to herself, "I must not be cheerful and happy enough today!"

Tea then smiled and continued to skip down the wide empty area, towards the street. When she came to the curb of the busy road she waited patiently for the 'walk' signal. She continued to sing merrily to herself as she began to walk across. Suddenly, a car stopped at the light moved forward quickly and slammed dead on into Tea Gardner. As the girl tried to pick herself up the car went into reverse and ran over Tea once more, finally bringing her to an end. No more friendship speeches.

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Back at Yugi's house Yugi and Atemu had been watching the large gleam of light by Yugi's door for hours. Yugi had fallen asleep. Now a loud bang was heard, quickly awakening Yugi from his slumber and the boy fell from his bed onto the hard floor below. The light slowly began fading into a low gleam and finally vanished.

"It's Shadi!" Yugi yelled out to Atemu as the man in sheets floated down to the floor and then.. fell forward on his face.

"Are you okay!?" Yugi ran towards the man and helped him up.

"I'm fine. You should be worrying about yourselves. The Pharaoh is back," Shadi nodded towards the spirit whom he could mysteriously see, "evil is afoot, and you have combined together to fight the forces once again!"

Atemu and Yugi looked at each other then stared at Shadi. "What is this evil you speak of, Shadi?" The queer looking man shook his head vigorously, "That is for you to find out on your own I am afraid."

"Then why on Earth are you here if you aren't going to tell us something we don't know!?" Atemu lurched towards Shadi as the gleam of light appeared again and Shadi began drifting away.

"New powers, new possibilities. People are changing and you must fight to remain sane and one. You will ask many times 'where do I go now', 'what do I do'. The fate of the world rest on your shoulders once more and you must control the weight…"

"Like always." Atemu and Yugi said this at the same time as Shadi disappeared.

"I want my puzzle!" Atemu cried out and took the puzzle from Yugi. He cuddled his precious gold item and vanished. "Uh, okay. Weirdo." Yugi then walked downstairs.

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"Are you saying Bakura's-"

"Gay? Yes." Ishizu and Malik were sitting in the dining room. They were examining the millennium rod and the necklace that had appeared not to long ago, talking about Ryou and Bakura. "Well, if Bakura loves Ryou, then you don't have a chance!"

"Ishizu!" Malik's sister laughed insanely as he snatched the millennium rod from her hands and walked angrily down the hallway to his room.

"Ryoooou! I'm huuuungry!" Bakura and Ryou were sitting in the living room, Bakura whining away about his growling stomach.

"Then go make something to eat."

"I don't know how to cook!"

"Ugh, you're older than me by more than three thousands years and you're telling me that you don't know how to cook!?"

"I lived in Egypt. I was a thief for Ra's sake!" Ryou lightly growled, getting annoyed. He stood up with Bakura tagging along. They both steadily walked into the kitchen and started getting out food and ingredient for Ryou to cook a nice breakfast. They gathered together eggs, bacon, bread and butter. Ryou even forced Bakura to help him cook the meal.

When they were finished cooking and had washed out skillets, they sat down to chow.

"Oh, blimey…" Ryou tried to position his fork in his one and only left hand. "I'm not left handed!"

"I'd end up feeding us both anyway Ryou. We basically only have one mouth."

"Isn't that just bloody brilliant?" Ryou rolled his eyes as he said this sarcastically.

Finally though, after a long complicated breakfast, both fellows were fed and full.

"Ryou?"

"What Bakura?"

"I have to go to the bathroom again…"

Ryou's eye widened and Bakura looked depressed.

-Insert super, awesome, chocolately fudge coated theme song-

Smack: A rather short chapter… Sorry to any Tea fans, I just felt like it was needed to kill her off. Don't worry, she might be back. Zombeh!