AN: Lyk, stop flamin da stry ya posers! Yu suk so go awai!

Disclamer: I dun own pokemon, so dont sue me plz!

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I was walking threw da forrest and saw a guy. He was zo hawt. Den, suddenly, he threw a pokebal at me!!!11one.

"Oh Im srry, d00d, wutz your name?" He sad.

"Magne nd iz alright."

He den droppeed to hiz kneez and said, "Iluvj00willyoumarryme?"

"WTF?" I said. "No, I don no who yu are and stufz, go awy."

"But, I em Lance, da dragin masta."

"OMG!!!!11/. WTF? OMFG."

"Lol" He sad.

AN: OMFG wut wil happin? lol revew plz!

The real authoress's note: Well, that was gag-worthy. Notice the repeats of 'WTF?' (These are most common in real Sue stories.)

Point One: the !!!!111one. May Sue-thors find this to be 'cool' and 'cute' Annoying much? Of course it it. Expect it in every Sue fic you read. (Unless the stories a angst-wannabe. That would make it wangst, though the one-syndrome may appear anyway.) This also shows off a sigh of laziness, people choosing not to hold down the shift key. (Also, many Sue-thors say they are 'High on sugar', that's code for, 'I'm just too damn lazy to write a story with a plot and hold down the shift key for two more seconds.' See, 'Text talk')

Point Two: The overuse of text talk. People don't say, 'WTF?' or 'OMG!' do they? They'd say, 'What the f-ck?' or 'Oh my god!' Perhaps this is another one of those 'Sugar high' excuses.

Point Three: The obvious Out of Characterness. Tell me, would Lance ever fall down on his knees and say, 'Iluvj00willyoumarryme?' Maybe in a Sue fic, but not in canon (Okay, he would in Marina's fantasies but...) or properly written fanon. Expect much OOCness in Sue fics, and the Sue-thor to give an idiotic excuse such as 'He had a headache!' Or, 'He's just SOOO in luv with -sue name-, that's he's acting different!'

Point Four: The spelling and grammar. Dear gosh, this part is just simply SCREWED in Sue fics, being 'overlooked' even though it's the most important piece in fanfiction. (Obviously.) Sue-thors usually come up with excuses to these as well, saying how 'Oh, I was in a hurry!' or, 'I don't have spell check!' or, the famous one, 'I was high on sugar.' Laziness and ignorance is the key here.

More points to come, in the next chapter of Sue-ness.

Lyk, new chap up zoon gyz! I em so srmt!