DC: I don't understand why no one reviews. Is the story that bad? At least I have one devoted fan. Sigh. Anyway…
Carnage: On with the story!
DC: Stop cutting me off.
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Carnage woke up. She looked around and saw she was in her room. Bane was dozing in a chair next to her bed.
"Hi, Bane." she whispered. Bane woke up and smiled at her.
"I'm glad to see you're awake." he said, "You've been asleep for two days. We thought you were dead."
"Three days!" exclaimed Carnage. She bolted upright. Pain shot through her body. She cringed and lay back down.
"I wouldn't recommend doing that." cautioned Bane, "You have two broken ribs. You're lucky Shade is such an expert healer, or else you'd be dead."
"What happened after Omochao attacked me?" asked Carnage.
"Well," said Bane, "Let's just say he won't be bothering us ever again. He was using a chaos emerald, which I took. Now, go back to sleep." Bane cast a Sleep spell. Carnage tried to fight it but couldn't. She fell asleep.
Three days later, Carnage had fully recovered. She was sitting with Bane at the dining room table having some lunch. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Bane went to open the door. There stood Fang and Samantha.
"Why, bless me little Cat Mage feet," said Bane, "It's our canine friends back from South Dakota." Fang snarled and led Sam inside. They took a seat on the couch.
"Bane," said Sam, "Fang has something to tell you." Fang cleared his throat.
"Well," began Fang, "I am quitting the team."
"GASP!" gasped Bane and Carnage.
"Yes," continued Fang, "I'm going to go live with the most beautiful girl on the planet…"
"Holly Bailly?" interrupted Bane.
"No." responded Fang.
"Jennifer Lopez?" inquired Carnage.
"No." replied a frustrated Fang.
"Sarah Michelle Geller?" asked Shade. Everyone gave him weird looks.
"I don't know how to respond to that." said Fang. "Anyway, I was talking about Sam."
"Oh." replied Bane. "I thought you were talking about someone that had more romantic appeal than road kill." Carnage stifled a laugh. Sam growled. "Well, I won't stop your romantic affair, Fang. So, without further ado, goodbye." Bane teleported them away.
"Did you send them back to South Dakota?" asked Carnage.
"No," replied Bane deviously. I sent them someplace much worse."
"CURSE YOU, BANE!" shouted Fang and Sam. Once again, they were stranded. They were all alone, except the cows. Miles and miles of cows filled the landscape. Fang and Sam had been sent to the most desolate place on the planet, Wisconsin!
"Well, it looks like we need a new teammate." said Bane.
"Perhaps I can help." said a seductive voice from the shadows. The figure stood to reveal itself as…
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Yeah, it's a cliff-hanger! Who could this mysterious person be? Review please!