DC: Hey, people. I'm actually doing a disclaimer to take up space in the a/n. I don't own the Sonic cast nor do I own Yawackhary (SergeantKlump owns him). So…
Yawackhary: On with the story!
DC: I give up!
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"Who are you?" asked Bane and Carnage. The stranger who stood in their midst was a gold duck, male, with black eyes.
"I am Yawackhary of the Dynamite Ducks!" exclaimed the duck.
"Ah, the infamous Dynamite Ducks," said Bane, "I've heard of them. So, you want to join Team Nightmare and help take over the world?" Yawackhary shook his head.
"No, I was wondering if you could help me." confessed Yawackhary, "You see, way back when I was kidnapped by Doctor Eggman and tortured using bad anime pictures."
"Good God!" exclaimed the team.
"Yes. Well, now whenever I see or hear of Sailor Moon I go berserk and start blowing up stuff. I was wondering if you could cure me of this…problem." Bane scratched his chin.
"Perhaps, but I want you to join the team as payment." Yawackhary agreed. "Ok, I think a Cleanse spell should work." Bane began chanting. When he was finished he said, "Now for the test. Sailor Moon." Yawackhary stood silently. Then he pulled out a whole lot of bombs, started laughing maniacally and threw them everywhere. In seconds the apartment was completely destroyed.
"I take it that it didn't work." said Bane. Yawackhary was twitching on the ground giggling. Carnage sighed.
"I guess we need a new house." said she. Bane nodded in agreement. He threw the still giggling Yawackhary over his shoulder and proceeded down the street. Carnage followed.
After five minutes they reached another apartment building. The team walked up the stairs and approached a room. Bane reached into his pocket and pulled out a key. He unlocked the door revealing an exact replica of the first apartment.
"What the heck?" asked Carnage. Bane grinned.
"I don't like multiple décor," he began, "So I just have one apartment in many locations. It's magic, don't try to understand it." Bane laid Yawackhary, who had fallen asleep, on the couch. Bane walked to Shade's room and entered. There he saw Shade reading a 'Sailor Moon' comic book.
"Hello, Master Bane." said Shade, "Can I help you with anything?" Bane nodded.
"I'm going to need all your 'Sailor Moon' comics." he said.
"Uh, very well." Shade went into his closet and pulled out a huge wooden chest. He opened it to reveal piles and piles of comics.
"I have to do a better background check on my hired help." muttered Bane. He cast a Flash fire, instantly incinerating the evil mangas.
"Is there anything else, sir?" asked Shade on the verge of tears.
"Yes," replied Bane, "Acquire a better taste in anime." He spun on his heel and left.
In the living room, Yawackhary had awoken and was playing cards with Carnage.
"I must say, you are quite beautiful." said Yawackhary out of the blue. Carnage was taken aback.
"Uh, thank you." she replied hesitantly. It wasn't often she was complimented on her looks. Just then Bane entered.
"I have destroyed all references to S.M." he said, "Also, since I don't think Yawackhary should be allowed in public unsupervised, I am forcing him to join Team Nightmare lest he be sent to Wisconsin." Yawackhary shuddered at the thought. "So, he is now our official teammate." Yawackhary flashed Carnage a devilish smile. Carnage grimaced. "So," continued Bane, "It's time to continue our quest and head to… the 1st Mariner Arena!" Before Carnage or Yawackhary could protest, Bane teleported them away.
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Team Nightmare's headed to Baltimore City! What danger awaits them at First Mariner Arena? Will Yawackhary ask out Carnage? How will Bane respond if he does? Will anyone besides SergeantKlump review? Will I ever stop asking questions? Stay tuned!