DC: Hello, readers. I just want to thank SergeantKlump for letting me use Yawackhary in this story. Well, that's it. Hit it, Bane.
Carnage: On with the story!
Bane: Hey, it was my turn.
Carnage: Oh well.
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"Ladies and gentlemen," bellowed the announcer at the 1st Mariner Arena, "Welcome to the 3rd annual Battle Royale!" The audience cheered. "Now, direct your attention to the center ring as we introduce the contestants!" The spotlight lit up the center. Five teams stood there. "Please welcome our teams. Team Sonic, Team Rose, Team Dark, Team Chaotix, and Team 7 from the Hidden Leaf Village!" The crowd roared. Suddenly, heavy rock music started playing from nowhere. In a flash of lightning, Team Nightmare appeared.
"And don't forget us," said Bane in an amplified voice, "TEAM NIGHTMARE!" The audience went crazy with excitement.
"Bane, what are we doing here?" hissed Carnage.
"Shh," hushed Bane, "Pay attention."
"Now, to explain the rules," continued the announcer, "The team match-ups will be randomly selected on that screen." A random screen lit up. "Once the selection is made the two teams will battle in the ring. Once everyone on one team is either knocked off the arena or knocked unconscious, the team remaining will be the victor. No lethal attacks may be used." Team Dark groaned. "Also, the last team standing will win a chaos emerald. The first fight will begin in five minutes, so don't go anywhere!"
"A fighting tournament!?" asked Carnage, "Could you have told me?" Bane shrugged.
"I thought it would be cooler if you didn't know." he remarked casually. Carnage fumed.
"Well, too late now." said Yawackhary, "Their announcing the first match now."
"Well, let's go!" exclaimed Bane as he pulled the team after him.
"Now for the first match!" exclaimed the announcer. The screen randomized names until it showed… "Team Nightmare vs. Team Sonic!" The two teams walked onto the raised ring. "O.K. you know the rules," said the referee to the teams, "So, FIGHT!" The two teams faced each other. Suddenly, Yawackhary started twitching.
"Don't tell me S.M. is in the audience." moaned Bane. Yawackhary shook his head.
"No," muttered Yawackhary, pointing at Tails, "That fox is Ami Mizuno in disguise!"
"Swhat?" asked Tails.
"I think you're right." said Bane, "He's does look like a girl." Tails began to cry.
"You guys suck!" exclaimed Tails as s/he ran away. Sonic shook his head in shame.
"I should have known." he thought to himself. He looked at Bane.
"Well, I guess we should fight." said Sonic. Bane nodded while casting a Detonation. Sonic flew backwards out of the ring.
"Well, looks like that echidna's the only one left." remarked Carnage. Knuckles wasn't paying attention. He was too busy listening to rap music on his ipod. Carnage went over and poked him. Knuckles didn't respond, so she picked him up and threw him out of the arena.
"The winner is Team Nightmare!" announced the announcer. The audience cheered half heartedly due to the lameness of the fight.
"What can I say," said Bane, "We were against Sonic."
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OOHHH, Team Sonic smash. What team will fight next? It's up to you! Review and say which team gets the honor of fighting Team Nightmare. Yes, Team 7 is Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakara from 'Naruto'. Review for the sake of this story!