DC: MEGA SQUEE! I just got an 'O-Zone' CD from eBay (they're the guys that did the Numa Numa song)! It rocks. Since I only got 1 vote for Team Dark, that's the team up next.

Yawackhary: So, on with th-

DC: Cue page-break!

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After Sonic's humiliating defeat, Team Dark faced off against Team 7. It was sad. Sasuke had an emo moment and broke down crying, and Naruto stepped on a rusted nail, got lead poisoning and died. Sakara was the only one that put up a fight, but she sucks so it didn't matter. Team Rose and Team Chaotix fought. It was as bad as Team Dark's fight. Espio turned invisible and beat up Big. Amy smacked him with her hammer. Cream went seductive and made out with Charmy until he passed out, and Cheese threw a wad of cash at Vector, rendering him mesmerized.

"Good God, Team Rose actually won." said Bane as he watched.

"Team Dark's not bad either." remarked Carnage. Bane nodded.

"Don't worry, I have just the thing for them." replied Bane mysteriously. "Say, "Carnage, have you ever played Final Fantasy?"

It was time for Team Nightmare's fight. They and Team Dark stood facing each other. The referee approached them.

"Blah, blah, blah, FIGHT!" said the ref. Bane grinned.

"Now for my ultimate spell," said he, "Super Fist of the Cat Mage!" Bane began to glow. "Final Fantasy World!" Suddenly, the arena began to change. Grass grew out of nowhere, a blue sky appeared, and everyone suddenly had 200 Hit Points.

"Great Scot!" exclaimed Shadow, "We're all Final Fantasy 1 characters!"

It was true. Bane was a Black Mage, Carnage was a Warrior, Yawackhary was a Red Mage, Rouge was a White Mage, Shadow was a Thief, and Omega was a Black Belt.

"I love this game!" exclaimed Yawackhary.

"Your first." said Bane.

Team Dark grinned. Unfortunately for Team Nightmare, Team Dark were FF masters.

"Fine," said Shadow, "Steal!"

Shadow did a cool teleportation attack. Bane lost 10 HP and his hat.

"AHH, it burns!" shrieked Shadow as he saw Bane's face. He instantly lost 200 HP. The hat magically returned to Bane's head.

"Whoa," said Carnage, "That was intense."

"Yes," replied Bane, "Never take off a Black Mage's hat." It was Omega's turn. He did a simple Attack on Carnage. She lost 50 HP. Rouge used Hammer on Yawackhary. He lost 20 HP.

"Now it's my turn." said Bane. He used Meteor. Nothing happened.

"You missed again." sighed Carnage.

"Oh, did I?" asked Bane devilishly.

After accepting that if they went back to Station Square Bane would teleport them away again, Fang and Samantha settled down in Wisconsin. They bought a house and set up a dairy farm. Life was easy. Today, however, something was going to happen to change all that.

"Sam," began Fang, "I have something important to ask you."

"What is it?" asked Sam.

"Well, we've known each other for a long time." He bowed on one knee and presented a ring box. "Samantha, will you…"

Suddenly, a meteor fell from the sky, destroying their house, farm, and peace.

"BANE!!!!!!!!" shouted Fang and Sam at the sky.

The turn based fight raged on. Eventually, it was down to just Bane, Carnage, and Omega.

"Time to finish this." said Omega. He performed a Berserker attack, defeating Carnage and leaving Bane down to 2 HP. "It is over for you." said Omega. Bane shook his head.

"It's not over yet." he said, "It's my turn to cast the final spell." Bane cast a Summon. Suddenly, Chuck Norris appeared out of nowhere.

"The eyes of the ranger are upon you." he sang. Chuck rushed Omega and round-house kicked Omega. Omega lost 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 HP and lost. The world flickered back to normal.

"The winner is Team Nightmare!" said the announcer. The crowd went wild.

"And, cue page-break!" said Yawackhary out of nowhere.

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Well, Ceil, I hope that was enough of a fight for you. I apologize if no one got the Final Fantasy or Bo-bobo-bobobobo jokes (Bo-bobo rocks!). Anyway, the next fight is Team Rose. They can't be that hard, right?

Bane: Review or I don't get paid!

DC: You don't get paid anyway.

Bane: I don't? Dang-it!