School……Do I look like I care? Actually, I do, but the teachers…….ARG! Who cares about being able to write a sonnet? Anyway, I have another poem for class that once it is polished, it will be up on this name (I have two names! LizzieHanyou is my other one!)
So here I am, listening to Kelly Clarkson (those words came up right when I typed it…. weird…)
Oh, and if you read to other chapter, where it said "a petition from the students to get their French fries back", we DID get then back! No more tater tots, even though I liked the tater tots! But, we have mashed potatoes like twice a week. Oh, well. We still have the fries!
Answers to reviews:
Cheekylips and youkaigirl64, thank you for the reviews! Reviews are what keep me going.
Megan, I know you are going to read this at one point or another, again, so I just want to say thank you.
Chapter 6: A party is not a party without…. Prank phone calls and Truth or Dare
The rest of the school day went on as usual, unless you count in English class, the teacher gave them a party because her boyfriend sent her MORE flowers to decorate her desk. That made the third bouquet that week, and he usually sent one a week. ((Megan, you know whom I am talking about!)) She gave the boys in her class advice on how to win a girl's heart, and she talked to the girls about how the other teachers were dressed, saying who was cool, and who wasn't.
Kira and Yuki got together with all of the partiers after the last school bell rang. In all, there were 10 girls, ready to party until the sun rose the next day.
Ferdinand rode up in the limo, and the ten girls piled in, accompanied by Akio. The ride seemed shorter than usual for the girls, especially because they got to flirt with the "hottie", Akio.
Akio thought it was great to have so many girls, but he eventually decided that they were trying too hard, and it wouldn't work out right. Eventually, the girls shifted their conversations to the regular gossip around the school. So-and-so was going out with what's-his-name, and that would make what's-her-face mad at so-and-so, and so they had a fight.
After they arrived, they piled out of the limo, and Hitari greeted them. The girls who had been hitting on Akio now didn't even care about him. They were too interested in the new hottie. His hair was still up in his ponytail, but he had put on a concealment spell for his tail and his fangs. He was wearing a pair of khaki walking shorts, and his shirt was green.
All of the girls except for Kira, Yuki, Ruby (one of the girls), and Keiko ((yes, Keiko from Yu Yu Hakusho is in this story, but it is not a crossover. There are a few mentions, but nothing that someone unfamiliar with the show can't handle)). Kira didn't jump him, because let's face it, she already knew him. Yuki was too controlling of her emotions to do something like that. Ruby wasn't much of a flirt. Keiko already had a boyfriend, though it wasn't that official yet. Her boyfriend just happened to be the worst kid in school. He would always pick fights with the lesser people, but she insisted that he was good at heart.
After the initial jumping of the guy, the girls calmed down, and only flirted with him from a distance. A few of them knew that he didn't like them, so they just had fun. Flirting is most fun when you know that the other person doesn't like you, and they know that you don't like them, so you flirt back and forth. ((Megan, you also know about this one……I don't like Devin…he is just SO much fun to flirt with!))
The party eventually started. They began with a prank phone call to the principal's office, as they ALWAYS begin their parties. Yuki was the best at disguising her voice. She had the principal convinced that the government was going to hold back all of the funds for the school until the students were allowed to bring slushies to school everyday. She would have believed Yuki, that is, if one of the girls hadn't sneezed in the middle of the call, knocking the phone out of Yuki's hands. The girl who sneezed said "sorry", and the principal heard it on the other side of the line. They immediately hung up.
After the prank phone call, they headed to the game room, and had a dance party. Akio and Hitari drooled as they watched the girls dance. They would have danced, but they didn't want to make the girls embarrassed or jealous by the dirty dancing between the sexes. The girls were dancing as though they were at a high school dance. Need I say more?
The dance party lasted until about five, when the girls all headed to Kira's room to have a game of truth or dare. Akio and Hitari tried to join them, but they were told that it was a girls only event. The boys would have their share in it, after all of the truths and dares were given out.
The boys opted to just sit in the game room and play video games while they waited for the girls to be done.
In Kira's room:
The girls sat in a circle, some on chairs, some on the floor, and some on the bed.
Cassy started the game. "Truth or Dare, Yuki? Your truth is, 'Who do you like?'"
"ummm…dare," came the uncertain response of Yuki.
"Fine, I dare you to French Akio."
"Ok." Keiko, the designated writer of the dares, wrote it down. "Now," began Yuki, "Ruby, Truth or Dare? What is your most embarrassing moment?"
Ruby though about the decisions for a second, and she said, "My most embarrassing moment was when I called my sister "sexy", as is one of our jokes, right in front of her boyfriend and his friends! OK, now it's MY turn! Keiko, Truth or Dare? What is the freakiest thing about Yusuke Urameshi?"
"Ummmm…. Are you even allowed to ask about other people?"
"Of course! So, Truth…or Dare?"
Keiko thought about it for a while. She had a hunch that she would have to do something with Yusuke if she chose 'Dare', but there were so many things about Yusuke that she didn't want to reveal. She chose the lesser of two evils, a half-truth. "He was declared dead by the doctors after being hit by a truck, but he actually was still alive, but his heartbeat was very weak."
Most of the girls bought it, except for Yuki and Kira. They had a keen sense of lying, but they didn't want to say anything about it. They had heard that Yusuke had died.
"Now that I can go….." and Keiko asked her question. It went on and on, and soon Kira was the only one who didn't get to go.
It was Yushika's turn to go. "Truth or Dare, Kira? What is your deepest, darkest secret?"
Kira didn't think for a second when she gave her response, "Dare."
"Daring, aren't we? I Dare you to sneak into you Uncle's study, and pull up all the information about your parents you can find!"
Kira was trapped. She had told the others about her lack of family information, but they hadn't really bugged her about it. If she was to back out of the dare, then there wouldn't be much of a point of the game. She would have to, by default, tell her deepest, darkest secret. She could make something up, but lies get no one anywhere.
The list of dares/truths were as such, on Keiko's list:
Cassy ((yes, she did get asked a question. One person asked two people so that Kira would be last.))—Truth. Which of the two boys do you like? Hitari, who else?
Yuki—Dare. French Akio
Ruby—Truth. What was your most embarrassing moment? Calling my sister sexy in front of her b/f and his friends.
Keiko—Truth. What is the freakiest thing about Yusuke? He was declared dead, but is still alive.
Jane—Dare. Sing karaoke in front of the boys.
Jill ((notice that I am running out of names!))—Truth. What part of your body do you dislike the most, and why? My toes, because they always bump into stuff and get all bruised up.
Lianna—Dare. Goes the rest of the night without laughing, or else she will have to do 100 jumping jacks. ((Can't you tell that I am running out of ideas?))
Rebecca—Dare. Flash the boys.
Yushika—Dare. Grab/pinch/whatever Hitari's butt.
Kira—Dare. Sneak into Shessomaru's office and find as much information about her family as she could.
In the game room:
The girls came back to the boys a mere half an hour after they had left. They said nothing about the results of the game, or any of it, and they just acted normal.
Out of nowhere, however, strange things happened. Rebecca lifted up her shirt and flashed the boys. Yushika dove for Hitari's butt. Yuki, embarrassed, went up to Akio and started Frenching him. Jane grabbed the microphone and started singing with the first song that Kira could put into the karaoke machine.
Kira decided to have some fun with Jane, and she put in the song "Smell's Like Teen Spirit." Jane had to really concentrate on the words to sing it. The words are:
Load
up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now,
entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now,
entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yay!
Hey (x2)
I'm worse at what I do best
And for
this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And
always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less
dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and
contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An
albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay!
Hey (x2)
And
I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I
found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now,
entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now,
entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
A denial ! (x9)
Then, as a joke, Kira made her sing Weird Al's "Smell's Like Nirvana".
The lyrics are:
What
is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do
the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't
know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Dnn't know, don't know, don't
know
Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know
what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still
don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy
this oughtta bug your parents
Yeah
It's un-in-tel-ligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle
nawdle zouss(?)
With all these marbles in my mouth
Don't
know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't
know...
Well we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now,
we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album,
we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well, it sure beats
raising cattle
Yeah
And I forgot the next verse
Oh
well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to
find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
Don't know, don't
know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know don't know...
Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what
I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me
what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so,
well, I'll see ya!
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, adinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaah!
END CHAPTER
Yeah, I know, the last two songs are pointless to the story…..but, if you have ever heard "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana, then you would know why Weird Al wrote a parody! It makes no sense!
I don't own the lyrics, and please review!
R&R