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AUTHORS NOTE: So you guys liked the last chapter, thought you might of. There will be more lemons in the future so no worries on that. As for the baby drama and Jake/Bella drama, all shall break pretty soon. Not this chapter though.

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Renesmee's POV

"Are you finished?"

"Almost. Just sit still for a few more seconds" I was straddling Jacob's lap in the bathroom as he sat on the toilet lid and I was applying hair wax to his hair.

"You know I hate this shit" he protested.

"But you look so good" I smiled.

He ran his hands up and down my thighs "I thought I always looked good?"

"You do. I just thought that tonight you could try something different. It won't feel as if you have anything in it I swear"

"But I'll know its in there"

"You're such a baby sometimes. I feel like the adult in this relationship" I laughed and tweaked a few more pieces of his hair "There done" I said looking at him with a smile on my face. He lifted me up and set my butt down onto the sink and he looked behind me in the mirror.

"I guess it doesn't look too bad. Doesn't look as if I have anything in it, plus I kind of like the spiky thing going on at the front" he said touching his hair "Thanks baby" he smiled looking at me.

"You're welcome" I smiled back.

"Do we have time to y'know?" he smirked.

I shook my head "No we've gotta be at the restaurant in 15 minutes" I replied and he sighed "I know it sucks but its Lana's birthday and I promised we'd be there"

"How about a hand job?"

I shook my head and laughed before shoving him away and hopping off of the sink "No we have to go now" I started walking out of the bathroom, stopped and turned to face him "But if you're a good boy then I might tell my parents I'm staying over at Lana's tonight" That was code for "I'll be staying here but the folks think I'm at Lana's" Of course my parents knew Jacob was my boyfriend, we've been together for nearly 7 months but they didn't know our relationship was physical.

"I like the sound of that" he smiled "Give me a few minutes okay?" I looked down at his jeans and saw a very obvious bulge "What? You were straddling my lap for 5 minutes what was I supposed to do"

"You're such a horn dog" I laughed and left him to it in the bathroom.

"So I just said that I was into kinky sex and she didn't need to know everything about me" Lana finished. . She was telling us about her Mom's reaction to the present Lana got from Embry. A pair of leopard print handcuffs and a piece of lingerie - typical guys gift.

"What did she say after that?" I asked taking another bite of my ravioli, we were in the middle of having dinner at a restaurant in Port Angeles for her birthday.

"There was nothing else she could say. She was totally speechless" she laughed.

"At first I thought she was going to chop my balls off or something" Embry added.

"I wouldn't let happen" Lana smiled then her hand disappeared from the table and in the direction of Embry's lap "What would I do without this?" she smiled and Embry nearly jumped out of his seat "Besides I'm eighteen, there isn't anything she can do about it" she said firmly as she withdrew her hand.

"If she catches us in her bed again she might chuck you out" Embry chuckled.

"You had sex in your Mom's bed?" Jake asked her and she nodded proudly "That's messed up. I wouldn't be caught dead having sex in Billy's bed"

"Hey not my fault. I have a single bed. Have you seen the size of this oaf over here?" she jerked her thumb at Embry who broke out in a huge grin "I wasn't talking about your dick Em" she laughed and his smile dropped "No complaints though" she winked at him.

"But still, doing it in your folks bed? I just couldn't do that"

"Nobody is asking you to big boy" she said to him and I leaned my head against his shoulder "I think she'd let you fuck her anywhere"

"Lana" I hissed as she said it quite loud.

"What?" she shrugged as if she hadn't said anything to be ashamed of "I think doing it in the bathroom is my favourite so far"

I shrugged "Bed is fine by me"

"You're telling me you two haven't gone at it in any other place besides the bed?" Lana asked and both Jake and I shook our heads "Well fuck me, you're losing out"

"Not really into the whole public sex thing" Jacob shrugged and Embry laughed "What? I'm not"

"I remember a few times you've been busted by the cops for fornicating in public"

"What?" I gasped as I turned to look at Jacob who was glaring at Embry "You've been arrested for having sex in public?"

"Badass" Lana smirked and I rolled my eyes. Jacob slowly turned away from Embry to look at me with an embarrassed look on his face.

"It only happened twice" he said.

"Four times" Embry coughed.

"Shut the fuck up man" Jake snapped at him "Okay four times but that was a long time ago, I swear"

"Was it with Leah?" I asked. I don't know why I asked, I don't even know if I wanted to know the answer but I needed to.

He nodded his head "Yeah with Leah"

"I've never been arrested doing it before. That's kind of hot" Lana spoke up "I think I know what else I want for my birthday"

"Lana shut up" I grumbled.

"What? It's my birthday and I can do what I want. And I want to get arrested for being fucked senseless in a public place"

"I'm game" Embry laughed.

"How about we drop this conversation huh and change the subject?" Jacob suggested. I could tell he felt a little uncomfortable about the subject and I had to admit I needed to know about his past escapades but I didn't want to talk about it in front of Lana and Embry.

"Fine. What shall we talk about?" Embry asked.

"Oh how about the new arrival? I'm so excited about your Mom being pregnant" Lana smiled. I think I would rather have the sex conversation.

I shook my head "We don't have to talk about that"

"Sure we do. Aren't you excited about getting a new baby brother or sister?"

I looked over at Jacob and we exchanged a quick look before I turned back to Lana and gave her a small smile "Yeah can't wait" I lied.

"I mean knowing your Dad can still get it up is a master talent. He knocked your Mom up" she laughed.

"Can we not talk about that?" I asked.

"Oh my God" Lana breathed and I suddenly went stiff, she can't know. She couldn't know the truth could she? I didn't give anything away "I don't believe it. Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear" she chuckled then stood up "Mrs Cullen, Mr Cullen over here" she waved over and I turned round to see Mom and Dad just about to sit down at one of the tables.

"Oh Edward look" Mom smiled and started making her way over to us. Great just what I needed. I didn't know they were going out tonight "What a coincidence" she chuckled and gave Lana a quick hug "Happy Birthday"

"Thanks Mrs C" Lana said hugging her back "You remember my boyfriend Embry"

"Of course" Mom smiled and Embry raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"I thought you were at Lana's for a sleepover?" Dad asked.

"I'm staying over after dinner. We just wanted to eat out" I replied.

"So I see" he sighed and looked at Jacob "Well enjoy the rest of your night. We should return to our table Bella"

"Alright. Well have fun you four. See you in the morning then" Mom said kissing me on the head and leaving the table to follow Dad back to their table. I took a deep breath and looked over to Jacob who was staring after my parents with an unusual expression on his face.

I grabbed his hand and he looked at me "Are you alright?" I asked him.

"Fine" he nodded.

"You're sure?"

"I'm sure"

"You just always seem to get nervous around my Mom"

"For that very reason baby. She's your Mom"

"Fair enough" I laughed.

"I really had an awesome time. Thank you so much" Lana slurred as she hugged me outside of the restaurant, of course she wasn't old enough to drink but Embry was so he bought her the drinks "I'm gonna go back home and open the rest of my presents" she winked then through herself at Embry.

Both Jake and I laughed as we watched Embry try to put Lana into his car with her flailing her arms all around him. He managed to get her in the car after a few attempts.

"See you later" he waved as he climbed into the drivers seat. Lana pressed her nose up against the window and waved before Embry drove off.

My parents had left a little earlier so they wouldn't catch me going home with Jacob. I still couldn't believe they showed up. They never went out unless it was a hospital dinner or something. How strange.

"You ready to go?" Jacob asked leading me towards his car "Do you want me to take you home or do you want to stay over?"

"I want to stay over. I owe you remember?" I smiled.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that" he said as he opened my car door and I climbed in the seat as he stood by the open door "I think you owe me a hand job and sex"

"Well if you get your butt inside the car then I can pay up" I smirked and he near enough slammed my door, ran round to the drivers side climbed in and punched his foot on the gas pedal and sped all the way back to his place with my giggling the entire time.

Our lips were already connected before we had even got in the door of his apartment, so we stumbled inside taking each others jackets off as well as keeping our lips pressed together. That was until Jacob stumbled a little too much and he fell forward onto me and we both ended up on the floor.

"That wasn't really planned" he said as he hovered over me.

"I gathered that" I laughed. He smiled and climbed off of me and stood up bringing me up with him. He closed the front door and I walked through to the living room but I almost screamed when I saw that the apartment wasn't empty.

Jake walked up behind me and I turned to see him freeze "What the fuck?" he shouted and I jumped at the sound of his voice. I turned back to look at the woman sitting on the sofa. She had black hair to her chin and she was quite pretty "Nessie can you just go into my bedroom please?"

"So this is Nessie?" the woman spoke. She's heard of me? "It's nice to meet you"

"You too" I mumbled and looked up at Jacob.

"I'm Leah by the way" the woman said and I turned back to look at her. Leah? This woman is Leah? The Leah who cheated on Jacob and broke his heart? That Leah?

"Nessie please?" Jacob asked "Please can you go to the bedroom"

"She doesn't have to leave" Leah spoke up.

"No you need to leave. I thought I told you to leave the last time you were here"

"I needed to tell you something. I knew you wouldn't answer my calls or texts so I decided to come here and tell you something in person"

"Anything you have to say means nothing to me. I don't want to hear it, so just leave"

"I think maybe you should leave" I decided to intervene "Its late and its obvious that Jacob doesn't want to hear anything you have to say"

Leah stood up from the sofa and walked over to me "No he doesn't want to hear anything I have to say. He'd rather feel me up, like last time. Isn't the right Jacob?"

"Get the fuck out" Jacob said grabbing her arm and yanking her away from me.

"What's wrong? You didn't tell her that the last time we saw each other we were practically ripping each others clothes off"

"What?" I gasped "Wait, Jacob stop" I said as he continued to drag Leah "What are you talking about?"

"7 or 8 months ago I stopped by for a little visit" Leah said pulling her arm from Jacob's grasp "I stupidly thought that Jacob and I could give it another shot. He didn't tell me he had a girlfriend until after he felt me up"

"I don't believe that" I said shaking my head. A kiss, that was what Jacob said had happened. Just a kiss.

"Really? Well it happened sweetheart. Trust me" she smiled and I shook my head again and she laughed "Jacob always liked it rough. Didn't you?" she asked turning to look at Jacob "Oh if these walls could talk. They'd be saying that the last time we saw each other he had me pinned up against his bedroom wall with his hands rubbing my pussy"

"That's it. Get the fuck out" Jacob said grabbing her arm again and successfully managed to get her out of the apartment "If you ever come here again, I'll fucking kill you" he said before slamming the door in her face. He walked back through to the living room and he approached me "Nessie" he said reaching for me.

"Don't touch me" I whispered "You lied to me. You said it was just a kiss"

"It was just a kiss"

"Liar!" I shouted "Tell me the truth"

He ran his hands through his hair in aggravation "What do you want me to say? That I was this close to having sex with her?" he said holding up his finger and thumb "That while I was with her I wanted it so fucking much for it to be you? What do you want me to say Ness?"

"I want to know if what she said was true?"

"What difference does it make? We weren't even together"

"So what's the problem?" I asked "You may as well tell me the truth"

"Fine. Yes I did what she said I did. But the minute I did it I thought of you and I stopped what I was doing. I didn't want to fuck anything up with you, so that's why I stopped okay?"

"Is that all you did?" I asked and he nodded "There is nothing else you're keeping from me?"

"Nothing"

"Because this is the one window of opportunity. If there is something you need to tell me then tell me now. Because if I ever find out anything like this again from someone else then I will leave and never come back. You'll never see me again. So. Is there anything else you need or want to tell me?"

He grabbed my hands in his "There is nothing else" he said.

"Are you sure?"

"Positive"

"Okay. There is something that I need to tell you. As this is the window of opportunity and everything" I sighed.

"What is it?"

"You have really bad garlic breath" I smiled and ran away from him and into his bedroom laughing with Jacob running after me.

A/N Sorry this chapter is so short and lame but it needed to finish here. How about the next chapter be filled with drama and a bit longer? How would you like that?

-SR-