Crazy Happenings
Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken. (Man…it's so boring saying that every time…maybe I should get a muse?)
Anyways, as I get along in the further chapters, I'm inserting new FE characters (with pairings of course), but I'll still put in the old characters from earlier chapters, though they are just very minor. I'm very sorry for the long delay…Enjoy if you feel like it! –grins-
Note: This fiction's rating has been increased for safety measures. Please don't sue me! –grins-
Chapter 8: Day 2, nighttime part 1! (I'm not too sure 'nighttime' is one word or two words…sorry if it's wrong! Please correct me if it is.)
As night approached, the two Sacaeans, Rath the Nomad Trooper and Lyn the Blade Lord could be seen walking through the long corridors of Castle Ositia. They walked steadily without stopping for a minute, determination set fully on their faces. Neither spoke. Their goal: to find a certain someone. Someone who had made the couple VERY angry. And that person's name: nah, there's no need to tell; after all, he's VERY popular right now isn't he?
And so, with no whatsoever information gathered from their friends, the two Sacaeans had just decided to walk around; they were sure he would pop out sometime or other. And then, roughly after ten minutes walking at a fast pace, their 'efforts' were finally rewarded when they actually saw the wanted person… right in front of their own eyes though his back was to them.
"Sain!" Lyn called out.
Sain turned around and saw the two people. Seeing their angry yet calm faces, being the not-so-stupid knight he was, he managed to put two and two together and gulped and silently prayed. "Okay… what can I do? …Hmm, okay you've got to think real quick here Sain. Choices are: 1. I own up (but I can't imagine what will happen to me –shivers-), 2. I pretend that I don't know anything (but I wonder whether it'll work, chances are REALLY too slim knowing these people), and 3. I run off right now (but people will tease me! I won't be the gallant knight I am anymore! –whimpers-). …I think I'll go for Plan B. If it doesn't work, then I'll just own up. Might as well anyway…" So, trying to sound innocent, he tried to put on the 'Sain smile'. "Why, milady Lyndis! It is such a pleasure to see you, my Highness. Truly, a joy to see you! Why…"
"Enough. Don't pretend that you don't know why Rath and I are here." Lyn sounded curt, but inside her was boiling. (eheheheheh…)
"But milady, how in the world would I know what are you and Rath thinking?"
Lyn cracked her knuckles. "Do I need to tell you Sain? Just own up and say yes, I'm the stupid idiot who actually dared to mess with all the females in this group, including the great Lyndis who can easily pry off my head in a split second!"
"Game over." A cheery voice rang out.
Sain grinned. Lyn just slapped her forehead. "Matthew, for the last time, how many times have I told you to stop adopting such attitude and always hide when you're NOT in battle?"
Sure enough, the thief known as Matthew (yay, he's back!) appeared from the shadows…again. And don't forget, he's still having the baldhead style with his 'nice, fashionable armour' and the signpost on him…so it really gave Lyn a real big shock since she hadn't seen him for some time. Her eyes looked as if they would've dropped out of their sockets by just looking at him. Her finger went up and pointed at him. "WH…what IS THAT!"
"Wat?" Matthew began his 'kid' talking again. "Wat do u min bai wat ish det, misshh?"
Lyn couldn't believe her own ears. "W…what in the name of Mother Earth and Father Sky are you talking about, Matthew? What kind of stupid language of English is that! I can't understand! And why are you…having that WEIRD hairstyle? And what's up with that senseless clothing? Are you out of your mind! Are you even the Matthew that I knew or are you just some stupid phony clone pretending to be him?" Bewildered was just the perfect word that described Lyn at that moment. "Am I dreaming or what!" She then turned to Rath for help and was surprised as well to find him looking very…shocked. A very uncharacteristic feeling that does not suit Rath's cool and calm personality. "So…I am NOT dreaming…what the hell?"
Feeling insulted, 'Mattay-chan' placed his hands on his hips and talked back indignantly. "Wai u don andersend wat I shey ah misshh? I em not toking Gweek u no! En wat ish wong wif me heir en me kwolding! It isshen weeird o shensress u no! It ish WEWI WEWI WEWI KIUT! KIUT EN HENSEM! I em de guet guet Mattay-chan, sho don tok laik dat to me lar! I EM NOT PONY! U tink I don no wat it mins? U don no I WEWI kueva ah! I WEWI intewigen en hensem, sho baw bifor me rite nowwww!" (ahem, bad influence on English language here…)
Lyn looked even more lost than ever. She turned to Rath for support but found none. Turning to Sain, she was surprised to find him amused. "What is so amusing for you Sain?" She snapped at him.
"Nothing milady, it's just that I have ever seen him so I am greatly surprised as you two. I am greatly amused at his antics,
that's all."
After calming down, Rath finally stepped forward, put a calm hand on Lyn's shoulder to steady her and spoke coldly to the now-making-a-great-heroic-pose-with-shining-teeth 'Mattay-chan'. "Okay, your appearance has been acknowledged by all of us including the author and the readers. Now buzz off. You're just supposed to make a short appearance as a minor character."
'Mattay-chan' made a sad and pouting face. "Awww…sho macsh fo beeing kool…babai…" He then shockingly turned and ran ash past ash a wanning cheeetahh. (oops, even the author got infected a little…)
On the same moment, Lyn, Rath and Sain heaved a sigh of relief. "Whew…"
Moments later, Lyn remembered their earlier and actual goal, and threw a menacing and evil face to the green knight. "So, ready for your punishment, Mister Sain?"
Sain paled. He had totally forgot about the whole thing with Matthew's appearance and all…he didn't know what to say.
"You know, you should be grateful to Matthew for lengthening your life span. I promise you, I won't let you go so easily this time." Lyn continued, cracking her knuckles again. Rath imitated the same thing, and they slowly advanced towards Sain.
"Aahhh…Saint Elimine…save me…"
"Hah, not even Saint Elimine or even Roland can save you, for they cannot match Rath nor my vengeance that we are feeling
right now! Prepare to face the worst ever hell of your life!"
"STOPP!"
"Huh? Who's that?"
"Such a nice moonlight today, isn't it?"
"Yes, sure it is. Wonderful for a walk."
"Well…yeah, you mean wonderful with er…you." That was the reply that a certain myrmidon gave after feeling brave enough to make slight advances now and then.
His 'newly-girlfriend' blushed. "Oh Guy, it's…um…so unlike you…"
"You…you mean, you don't like it?"
The reply was immediate. (Priscilla's enjoying it a lot) "No! No, it's not that…" Priscilla smiled at him. "It's just that I'm not used to it, that's all."
"Oh…I see." Guy was feeling very happy and pleased. Pleased indeed. "My dream is really reality now! WHOOO
HOOO!"
"Um…Guy? When do you think…we should tell everyone?"
"Huh? About what?"
"Well…you know."
"What?"
"…You know!"
"No, I don't know what in the world are you talking about."
Getting impatient, Priscilla whacked him on the head using her Heal staff that miraculously managed to appear out of nowhere.
"Ooww!"
"I meant our relationship, silly!"
"…Oh I see. Sorry."
"Never mind. So, when do we announce it?"
"Hmm…I don't know, but maybe we can tell everyone tomorrow or the day after?"
Priscilla nodded her head in approval. "Okay."
As they walked towards the gardens, whom would they meet other than…
"Brother Raymond!"
The fiery redheaded hero turned back at the sound of his old name and his eyes widened a lot. Not because Priscilla was there, no, after all, the only person who called him by that name was her. And no, it wasn't because of Guy's presence (though he was a little surprised), it was because he saw Guy and Priscilla's hands together. Yup, he didn't like it at all. He even detested it. So much until he felt like wringing Guy's neck. (ooo…scary.)
Priscilla saw his look towards their intertwining hands and hastened. "Oh Raymond, please don't look like that."
"Why, of all people, him!" Raven stormed out.
Now, other times Priscilla might have remained silent, but this time she probably got the better of him. She was fed up of him always saying this, saying that…come on, how old is she? "Because it is my destiny and my own decision to like him. It has nothing to do with Guy. Good enough, brother?"
Raven was clearly surprised. "But…why him? He can't even take enough care of himself, how can you expect him to take care of you too?" Despite Guy's presence there, Raven didn't care less pointing that out. Who cares anyway? (well, yeah I guess.)
Now, this time, Priscilla really got angry. "How can you say that! Guy's the best protector I ever saw! He can easily beat three heroes like you right now! Right Guy?" She gave him a questioning look.
"Uh…yeah! Of course!" But frankly speaking, Guy didn't think he could. Two were already a pain in the ass, and three? That will just send his life to the grave immediately.
"But even so…" Raven still stubbornly tried to change her mind.
But no, Priscilla wasn't waiting for him to finish. "NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME! I LIKE GUY and THAT'S IT! Clear enough!"
Surprisingly, due to OOCness, Raven became sorta scared and his face showed it. He took a step backwards, fearing this new side of Priscilla that he never saw until now. No, I mean, until this fanfic started.
But was Priscilla going to let him off like that? "No way. I'm not through with him yet! I'm going to give him a piece of my mind right now!" "Oh no, you're not to go off like that when I'm not done with you yet! You think I'm so weak that I can't take care of myself huh! Don't tell me that you forgot that I'm already an experienced Level 20 Valkyrie, able to use magic tomes perfectly well, perhaps even better than a Level 20 Sage!"
Feeling REALLY scared now, Raven suddenly whimpered and ran off. (oh my god! See what I mean by craziness?)
Priscilla's eyes flared a bright red. "Oh so now instead of lecturing me all the time, you now choose to run away from me? Hmph, such rude behaviour and cowardice from my brother, such a shame! You just wait there, young man!" And then, she took off after him, determined to finish HER lecture this time; leaving poor Guy standing alone, looking lost and bewildered. "…Since when was Priscilla so angry? I've never seen her chasing her Raven before…oh dear, so now what exactly do I do?"
At some other part of the garden, Lucius was breathing the 'wonderful' smell of flowers that grew there when his eyes suddenly caught a very slight glimpse of his 'Lord Raymond' who was whimpering as he kept running away from his sister, Lady Priscilla who had a very scary look as she chased after him.
"…What in the name of Saint Elimine was that?"
Back to Rath, Lyn and Sain…
"STOPP!"
"Huh? Who's that?"
Moments later, the three people saw a panting Hector running towards them with Florina, the timid Pegasus knight behind him.
"NOW what is it, Hector? You just spoiled all of the tension and suspense!" Lyn snapped, her arms crossed.
"Don't…kill him…yet." Hector panted as he came to a stop beside Sain. Florina behind him just gave a slight nod to prove his point.
"WHY! Tell me a reason why shouldn't he die on my hands now! And it better be veryyy good, because my hands are itching too much!"
Rath just kept silent all the while, but he nodded his head to emphasize her point.
"Lyn, I understand why you want to kill him, but I need him desperately right now and for tomorrow too."
"Huh? What does Sain have that makes him so important to you?"
"Look here, you know that Farina's been going after me right? As long as this 'craziness' ensues, she'll keep on coming after me, and that is something that I absolutely HATE. So I'm keeping Sain here at my side the whole time so that he can disturb that crazy-money-loving woman and keep her company when she comes near me."
A new spark of evilness came to Lyn's eyes and she grinned evilly. "Oh, so you're letting Farina beat the crap out of him?"
"Yeah, you got it."
"Well why not, I heard Farina's really energized now, so she can handle Sain nicely I should think. Heh, you sure got a very good point in that, Hector." Turning to Rath for his agreement, she found satisfaction when he nodded vigorously.
"So you won't kill him?"
"No, not yet. But try not to let Farina kill him, 'cos I still owe him a huge payment. Right, Sain?"
The green knight who was crouching near a wall only gave a whimper in response to his statement. "Oh man, I'm really going to have lots and lots of beating lining up…does nobody love the great, honourable Sain?"
"Heh, I'll try. Don't forget that other people also owe him a lot?"
"Oh yeah. Hey, speaking of which, where's Eliwood? I thought you two had a…fan-contest earlier in the afternoon right?"
"…Yeah. Eliwood is now resting in his guest room. Ninian is taking care of him. Surprisingly, Fiora is not objecting to it much. Knowing that Kent, I think he must have driven some sense into her. Good for her, I should say."
"Hmm…I see." Lyn spoke thoughtfully then she brightened. "Hey, how about if we visit them for a while? I also need to speak to Kent."
"Fine, I don't see any harm in that."
With that, Lyn, Rath, Hector and Florina walked together towards the guest rooms, followed by a very much sad and sorrowful Sain. Poor Sain…I really pity him sometimes.
"Wil! …Wait for me!" A green-haired girl panted and shouted as she ran in the Castle Ositia grounds.
No response came from the short brown haired guy. "Keep on running, turning back will probably be the end of me…when Rebecca finally snaps out of it one day though I don't even know whether she will snap out of this crazy thing…" He tried putting on a burst of speed but to no avail, as he did not have the energy to do so after avoiding Rebecca and running from her for a good 20 minutes.
"Why…why are you running away…from me Wil!" She talked loudly. Well…actually the two of them were practically screaming to speak to each other.
"That's because so that I can save you and I myself lots of agony!" Wil shouted as he turned back for a split second. He blushed. Though even though it was only a split second, it was enough for him to see her well-shaped body. Due to some unknown reason to him, the sniper had suddenly wanted to 'do something' with him, therefore wearing a tight black sleeveless shirt followed by a very short miniskirt, thus revealing her long, slender arms and legs. "Gosh, I can't believe my eyes…she's so…no! Snap out of it Wil! Don't think dirty stuff! Be cheerful and think of something else! Something like sniping her legs maybe? Or perhaps I should shoot some catapults at her… …Ah wait, what the hell am I thinking! Arrgh! So damn frustrated…"
"But Wil, don't you realise that I love you!"
"Yeah I know that!"
"Then, why are you not accepting me now? Am I not pretty or sexy enough?"
"No! You're simply gor…Arrgh! It's not that! It's just that we shouldn't do this!" The usually cheerful sniper wasn't feeling very good at that time. "She just seems to be so full of energy! …She'll probably tire out soon though, I don't think she can stand running much longer."
True to Wil's thoughts, Rebecca did tire out soon. Knowing that she could not match his speed anymore, she formulated another plan and she grinned evilly. "I know this plan will work. Guaranteed!" She then suddenly let out a cry and pretended to fall down. Well, it really was meant to be a fake fall, but unfortunately it was really a true accident. Unbeknownst to Rebecca, she had stepped on a banana skin that was lying on the floor (remember the one that caused Serra to fall down too? Yeah, you got it; it's the exact same one…ironic ain't it? –smirks-) and she fell down with a loud 'thud'. "Ooww!"
Knowing that the cry wasn't a fake one (though Wil did wish that it was fake), he turned back and saw dear dear Rebecca lying on the floor with a bruise on her butt. (-Author frowns- Hey, how do you know that Wil?) "Should I run or help her? I want to help, but I don't know what would happen if I did…I might not be able to escape this time…but running away is something that I have never done! Well, not to her though…Arrgh, I'll just help her! Anyways, what she can probably do won't be that bad…-snickers-" (-Author throws book at him- You pervert Wil.)
He ran over to her and kneeled down to examine her. "Are you all right, Rebecca?"
Pleased that the first part of her plan more or less worked, she pretended to cry. "Oh Wil! It's so painful here…" her hand went to her butt. "My hands and legs hurt too!"
Wil awkwardly patted her on the head. "Aw…don't cry Rebecca. It's just a simple fall. You're ok."
"Well…-pretend sniff- I hope so…-pretend sniff sniff-"
"You should rest in your room. Can you walk?"
Rebecca (no, I mean 'Scheming Rebecca') tried to stand up. She actually could, but she wanted Wil to carry her, so she cleverly stood up gingerly. "I can stand, but I don't think I can walk." She gave her cute irresistible puppy eyes to him.
Wil sighed. "Oh well. At least that running part is over with." He carried her, or rather gave her a 'piggyback ride' to her room.
All the way towards Rebecca's room, the female sniper smirked evilly. "Mission 1 part 1, 100 percent success. …Heh, I'll still win in the end, Wil. I know you can't resist me; especially I'm now wearing these clothes. Tonight will just be so wonderful! Heeheeheehee…"
Author's Note: Oh yeah, finally done! Once again, I'm so sorry for the long delay in this chapter, but I guess I'm not the only one busy with schoolwork (I think) since not a lot of people are updating too.
Speaking of this fic, I really hope readers like the small part of cute 'Mattay-chan'…I must say I find it kinda cute myself. Poor Sain…he's really feeling alone isn't he? Maybe a little of Serra will cheer him up… -grins- And Priscilla finally decides to go against Raven! As for Rebecca and Wil…I hope you guys like it too. Don't worry; I won't insert in sexual stuff, I don't find it particularly interesting.
Anyways, I hope I'll be able to get the next chapter out quick fast. Next chapter, Chapter 9: featuring the continuation of Wil and Rebecca, Eliwood and Ninian with friends, the 'discussion' between Kent and Fiora, Erk and Serra as minor characters, and finally, the appearance of Jaffar and Nino! Stay in tuned! –winks-
Oh and by the way, can someone tell me what does 'AU' mean? Sorry if it seems such a stupid question, I roughly know what it means but not exactly...man, how clueless can I be?
Please review! Reviews are always greatly appreciated.
To reviewers:
Nightmare3: Yeah, I think it does suck being Erk…but maybe Serra will spend some time trying to lighten up Sain, so dear 'Erky' will maybe be spared some life. –grins- Well, I don't wanna jump off the roof, maybe you can borrow Lucius' Shine tome against the Necromancers? …Don't mind me. I'm being ridiculous. -- Thanks for reviewing!
Blazing Fool: Thanks for your review! I'll try to update more often.
K-Gforever: Yay, you're here! –jumps about- Yeah, I do think that the GuyPriscilla part was a tad too serious…but I guess it can't be helped. Thanks for reviewing all this while!
Rednal29: Whoo hoo! Another new reviewer! I'm glad you found the story funny…Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Sandoishi: Sain's Love Potion from Sami Fox? I've never heard of it…I can't seem to find it too. Anyways, I'm glad someone likes the RathLyn part…Thanks for the review!
montblancerk reloaded: Yeah, I do agree that Eliwood can be good when he's level 20…I trained all the three lords to 20 too. But I still like all three of them, they're good in their own ways (I think). And don't worry, you're not an eliwood fanboy, cause I don't think there's a reason for you to be called one when you aren't. (right?)