Zora's Love Qaurrels! A onehsot about my favorite canon Zelda pairing! Oh, second to Honey and Darling, of course. Both very underrated - but oh so wonderful. People need to wake up and smell the roses here!

All rights to Nintendo, not me, as per usual!


Mikau and Lulu glared at each other in outrage and anger from across the room in the main space of Zora Hall. The stresses of the recent refurnishing had caused them both to be unusually cross with each other. Mikau, usually the first one to give in, was not backing down this time.

Usually during a spat, he would break the tense moment by bursting into song, "Come on Lulu", singing an 80's classic until she couldn t hold back a smile any longer and the anger gave way to gentle and forgiving laughter. This time was different. He was angry. He didn't want pink curtains near the stage. He didn't want lacy doilies on the nice new black leather couch. He was a man and most men don't like doilies.

"Even my grandmother didn't like doilies, OKAY Lulu? Even she has better taste than that!" "Yes I guess my taste in interior decor appears to be as horrid as my apparent taste in MEN!" she snapped, holding her stance like a soldier ready for combat. "Oh it s like that is it?", he met her defensive posture with his own hostile stare.
They moved in closer as if daring the other to make the next move. "JERK", snapped Lulu. "Spoiled rotten BRAT", he bitterly responded. "Get out of my FACE!", Lulu declared loudly. "Make me!" as Mikau moved in closer.

All at once Lulu took her right arm and brought it out in the striking position, prepared to slap her rude boyfriend across the face. In one stealth move, Mikau grabbed her arm, yanked and pulled her directly against his chest, their eyes blazing with fury, their faces just inches apart.

Breathing in and out heavily from the stormy exchange, in the blinking of provoking eye, Mikau grabbed her face and their lips met with a furious angry hunger. The next few moments consisted of hot and heavy smoldering kisses, their tongues ravaging each other like dueling swords.

Breathless, still outraged at each other but as horny as two people could be, clothes flew across the room and before they both knew it, Mikau was fucking his stubborn girlfriend and she was meeting his wrathful thrusts, wild pump by wild pump. He held her face in his hand in a firm grip. This outta teach you to talk back to me , as he pounded her pussy, leaving her still angrily irate but close to coming harder than she ever had before.

He screwed Lulu into oblivion, her loud moans of burning pleasure ringing through his ears. She grabbed the fins aside Mikau's face and tried to resist the feel of his cock ramming inside her now soaking wet cunt. In one last powerful thrust, he went so deep inside her, she exploded her juices all over and her body trembled as the orgasm hit her like a lightning bolt.

Lulu decided right there and then that they indeed needed more doilies for Mikau to get mad over.