Authoress Note: Hey all! I haven't done a Extras update for a bit and due to writer's block I haven't been able to. So hopefully this will make up for some lost time. Haha. I hope you guys missed me. I missed you guys, I know. Well hopefully my writer's block stays off my back for a while and this will bring in more reviews for Origins. You know, it's not doing as well as I had hoped you know?

Well…I guess I can fix it later.

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Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note. Death Note belongs to Tsugumi Ohba and Takashi Obata.

Disclaimer 2: The idea of the Life Script belongs to me. Please do not steal. Thank you. Any Original characters, Keegan Phelps (no relation to Michael Phelps), belong to me. Thanks.

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Bored. Bored. Bored. As of lately there hadn't been anything for Ryuk and Keegan to do lately. It was raining the whole week and Keegan didn't much feel like getting soaked by the rain.

"I'm. so. Boooooooooored!" Ryuk whined, floating upside just above Keegan's head while she lay on the couch and flipped through the channels.

"You know, I have a Nintendo DS Ryuk." Keegan informed him.

" I don't feel like playing video games today." Ryuk grumbled.

"Seriously? That's not like you." Keegan looked up at him floating around. "Not in your 'Roy' form today I see?" She asked.

"Ugh! Ya know, I've just been sick of walking around like a human for a while. Can't a shinigami just be his shinigami self for once?!" He snarled until Keegan hit him in the head with the remote control. "Ouch!"

"Don't raise your voice to me just because you're grumpy!" Keegan scolded him.

"Owwwww." He rubbed his face repeatedly. "Okay, okay. Sheesh. Sorry."

"So, what are we going to do today? It's obvious neither of us want to go outside, we don't want to play video games…"

"Hey…" Ryuk said, getting an idea in his head.

"What?" Keegan asked. Her brow rose at him as though she wouldn't trust any ideas he would have.

"We're both aware of my constant need for apples, right?" Ryuk asked.

"Yeah…your point?" Keegan said to him, lifting the remote to flip through another channel.

Ryuk grabbed it from her and tossed it to the side. "Well…I was thinking…"

"Hey!" Keegan said as he threw the remote away carelessly. "You could have broken something."

"Why don't we…bake one of those apple pies together? Ya know, since it's rainy, it's cold, and we don't got much else to do."

"Ryuk, the last time I made apple pie you burned your fingers, tried to scarf down the whole thing, burned your tongue, and-Oh. What else?"

"We kissed and made up." He snickered.

Keegan's eyes shot fire at him and she smacked him over the head with one of the couch pillows. "Shut up…That never happened."

"Ouch…" Ryuk grumbled, rubbing the top of his head. "Well…If you're not into the pie thing we could always, ya know, make out here."

Keegan glsnced back at Ryuk, with a grim expression on her face. "We are NOT making out. EVER." She said to him. "The occasional kiss is fine, but I will never make out with you."

"Then I guess we're making pie, huh?" Ryuk grinned, stretching out across the couch after he sat down on it. "Heheh. Sounds good to me."

"Oh shut up and get in this damn kitchen!" She snarled at him.

"Yes…dear." Ryuk mocked her while floating into the kitchen. "You sure we don't have to go out and get apples hm?" Ryuk leaned over her shoulder while Keegan searched the contents of the refrigerator.

"Stop breathing down my neck! You realize how cold your breath is?" The hairs on the back of her neck literally were standing up as a result of this.

"Wow Keegan, what's got you on edge today?"

"Joe called while you were downstairs playing video games today and I was working on something for school."

Ryuk's teeth gnashed together in fury and the chairs around the kitchen table were suddenly flipped over. "WHAT?!" He snarled.

"Relax, I'm kidding." Keegan assured with a chuckle. "That's…not why I'm on edge today." She explained. "Today's my dad's birthday and well…you know, he's dead." She pulled out the bag of apples at the bottom of one of the drawer inside the fridge. "Okay, I thought we were out for a second."

"So, why don't you go visit your parents at the gravesite?" Ryuk suggested.

"In the rain? Please…" Keegan rolled her eyes. "I also got a call from Near today. Well, not Near specifically-"

"Oh, Miss Lidner?" Ryuk asked.

"No. Actually…Gevanni." Keegan said, it sounded weird when she said his name. "I mean, of all the people. I wonder why he called." She said curiously.

"What did he want?" Ryuk grumbled, staring down at the bag of apples until Keegan tore the plastic bag open and began to take out several apples. Once on the cutting board, Keegan began slicing up the apples.

"Well, he actually asked me if I wanted to go out for coffee. I accepted, but I also told him: 'You know I have a…boyfriend right?' "

Ryuk still didn't like the idea. "I don't trust him."

"Ryuk-Hey. Wait. Are you-Noooo." Keegan stopped, turned to face him, and laughed. "Are you actually jealous?"

"Remember the carnival Keegan…" Ryuk muttered. "That guy."

"Oh yeah. He was trying to 'steal' me away from you. Right. You were totally jealous then too."

"Well, I didn't know you'd be a magnet for that many human guys."

"I'm not a magnet for guys Ryuk, I'm a magnet for assholes." Keegan corrected him. "There's a difference. I mean, you remember after we came back home with our trip in Japan, most of the guys that tried flirting with me (while you were with me no doubt) were all assholes."

Ryuk didn't like to remember. "And don't get me started on-"

"Say his name…and I'll kill you." Ryuk warned.

"Kill?" Keegan said, her tone now serious and unpleasant. "KILL?" Keegan took a few steps towards him.

Ryuk drew back slightly as Keegan leaned towards him. "You'd never kill me Ryuk. The Life Script wouldn't warrant that and well, you'd feel guilty, and then I'd have to come back from the depths of wherever I go in the afterlife and take my revenge on you."

She turned back towards her sliced apples and started on the crust for the pie. "Besides, you're in too deep now with our relationship."

Ryuk muttered something unintelligible and he gnashed his teeth. "Damn you."

"I love you…" Keegan giggled.

"Suuuuuuuure, ya do." Keegan grabbed a handful of apple slices and threw them at him.

"Ooh!" Ryuk exclaimed, floating up immediately to catch every piece and shove them into his mouth. "Samples! Excellent."

"So, you're not gonna badger me about my dad's birthday today?" Keegan asked. "You usually pressure me all the time on the subject of my folks. Why not today?"

"I don't much feel like enduring your wrath today Keegan. I'm being smart today. That's why. If you're feeling guilty about it you do whatever you want. I don't care." Ryuk licked his fingers clean of any apple remnants.

"Oh. Then I guess you won't mind if I go on that coffee date with Gevanni then huh?" She smirked.

" All right! Where's my Death Note!" He exclaimed, storming off.

Keegan laughing at his folly. "Aw! Come on! I was joking!"

"That's not funny!" Ryuk hissed at her.

"You get back here and help me with this pie!" Keegan yelled at him.

"Why should I?" Ryuk snapped.

Keegan left her work once again and she snagged him by one of his ears and yanked him towards her. "Because if you don't I'm gonna take your wings, pull them through your eye sockets and then choke you with them until you get the message. Now get back in this kitchen!"

"Nghhh." Ryuk said, somewhat wary of Keegan's threat. Not that she could completely fulfill that idea, but knowing Keegan…Well. Keegan could do just about anything.

"Kay."

"Good." She said, cheerful again, and let go of him.

Keegan went back to preparing the apple pie, Ryuk leaning over her shoulder occasionally to watch what she was doing until she finally had popped it in the oven.

"What's that weird thing you humans do with uh…what is it. Eternal bonds or something?" Ryuk asked her. "I've seen it before but not very often."

"Eternal bonds? You talking about marriage?" Keegan turned towards him, her back facing he oven. "Yeah, you're talking about marriage. People do that when they've been with each other for a long time and the man proposes to the woman. It happens all the time when people want to get married. Why do you ask?"

"I went out last night while you were sleeping just to wander around for a bit. I saw a guy do that with a girl or something. It was weird." Ryuk explained.

"Yeah, that's how my parents ended up together. Dating, Marriage, and then I was born."

"Would you ever get married Keegan?" Ryuk asked.

"Hehe. Probably not. I'll end up as an old spinster in a nursing home with some Alzheimer's patient as my roommate and probably end up dying in my sleep. Yeah…" Keegan sighed.

"Heh. Maybe we should get married." Ryuk joked.

As Keegan pulled the pie out from the oven (when it was done) and put it on the counter, Keegan turned to him with a frown. "Just shut up and eat your pie."

"Ooh! Don't mind if I do!" Ryuk reached his hands forward to grab it and then there was an unpleasant burning on his palms.

"YEOUCH!"

"Oops. Forgot to warn you."

"Did you do that on purpose?!"

"Maybe…"

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Authoress Note: Well I hope you guys enjoyed this little Extra chapter. Expect more. I think my writer's block is finally gone. YAAAAAY! Well anyways read and review. Thanks!