The ground split in two like a machete through a plum, and gravity kicked in like a mule. (Great Metaphor, eh?) I went for my first flight without a parachute. . . That is, falling into the darkness of the Earth without anyway to stop it . . .
Down, down, down I spun through the gaping hole which I had managed to open in my bathroom. As I was plummeting through the dark crack in the Earth, a strange thought filled my head along with the more prominent thoughts of : "AHHHHHHHHH! I'm going to die! I'm falling! AHHHHH! Help me somebody!"
The other thought (thoughts, if you want to be technical...Silly technical people. . .) was "AHHHH, my mom is going to kill me for making such a mess in the bathroom. What are we going to do with a giant hole in the bathroom?"
I screamed and screamed as I fell. I was sure I would be horse by the time I got to the bottom. Seeing as, I kept falling for a very long time. So, I kept screaming as I fell. It certainly was a big hole to fall through. At one point I thought I was just going to keep falling and screaming for the next hour, but my faith was restored when I felt myself coming toward some sort of energy field.
Yes, you heard me. An energy field. A big, bright, blue energy field in the middle of the "hole". So, my thought patterns changed a bit to: "AAAAAHHHHHH! I'm going to die, and I'm going to be electrocuted! Death by electrocution! Is that better then braking all the bones in your body when you hit the ground! AHHHHHHHH!"
I braced my self for the shock. Well, as well as you can do when you are falling rapidly down a hole that you can't stop falling, even if you tried. But as I hit the field, I just crashed through it. No shock whatsoever. The only thing that changed was I landed on something. Whatever it was in that field it was slick. I started to slide foreword. . .or down. . .or whatever. I don't know! It was a different direction from what I had been falling. Which was down. That I know for certain.
Anywhoo, I slid through a tunnel of what I call "plasma energy" . Twisting through it like I was on water slide. If it had been a water slide I would have been going "Wheeeeeeeee!" But it wasn't one, so I wasn't in the mood to do that.
Finally after many twistings and turnings through this water slide of energy, I plunged through the "end". . . In which I incidentally lost consciousness. . . Darn you Irony. . .