-Kurayami●Tori- (Dark Bird)
Track- 4 – Bonds
(Back to the line of only two people..)
Kage- Ugh! Finally! (Took only one minute) Now..What's taking them so long…they better come.. or else..(Puts food on the checkout line)They're both 24…seriously.. They can't get lost..
(Back in some aisle Asahi was lost in)
Asahi- ..'s are so much fun now day's! (Plays with the toys)WEE! RAWR! VOOM!
Little Boy- ..?..? (Immediately walks away)MOMMY! HELP! (Runs away) THERE'S AN IDIOT!
Asahi- ..(Looks up)..Poor kid..must be lost..like me..(Tears)…Wait, I'm 24..I can find them all by myself! (Stands up) I can do this! (Looks to his left and sees dolls)…DOLLS! YEAH! (Runs to the aisle and starts playing with the dolls) YAY!
(Back to wherever Koeno was)
Koeno- (Was looking through the aisles)..Where did he go?…He's not even in his favorite section..toilet paper..This can only mean one thing..He's lost in the BATHROOM! (Runs to the bathroom)
Man- (Saw Koeno go in the bathroom) Hey did you see that?
Man 2- Yeah! A chick went in there..she was pretty cute too..hey let's go after her..(They go in)..heh..heh..
Koeno- ..Okay..he's not here..well I do have to empty my bladder..Guess I'll go..
Men- …! AHHHH! (Pass out)
Koeno- (Looks at the men)..Can't a guy use the restroom..
(Back to the front where Kage was)
Kage- 30 minutes..where are they! …Oh…wait..I can just call them…(Goes through pockets) And of course..I left it…charging next to my blow dryer…
Old Lady- Did you need to make a phone call, sir?
Kage- Yes..thank you, ma'am..arigato gozaimasu
Old Lady- Well I'm sorry…I don't have a phone..hahahaha
Kage- THIS IS A FAMILY STORE AND THEY HAVE THIS DRUNK LADY HERE! AHH! (He exploded)AHHHHHH!(Lights a cigarette)…..that's better…(Calmed down)
Old Lady- Dagnabbit! I wish someone would report a missing child alert…I'm so bored..
Kage- Aha! That's it! Koeno and Asahi, here I come…
(3 minutes later)
Old Lady- (Speaking through the microphone) Hello..my name is Kage Dolorde…
Asahi- KAGE! WHAT HAPPENED! YOU'RE A LADY?..AHH!
Kage- …(Holding head)..She's got this all wrong..great..(Blush)
Old Lady- And we're missing two girls..one by the name of Asahi, and the other Koeno..both are very beautiful and I, Kage Dolorde..would like to take them in marriage..—
Everyone- …! (Jaw open wide)WHAT A PERV!
Old Lady- Forgot to mention, Asahi is 172cm with black and white hair..And Koeno is 160cm with blonde and red hair…if anyone finds them..I'll give you 910,000 yen! Arigato..—
Eveyone- 910,000 yen! ASAHI AND KOENO GET OVER HERE!
Koeno- Was..Kage high or something..? ..h-Hey let go of me! (Everyone was fighting over him)I'm going to be in thirty pieces! AHHHH! STOP IT!
(About 7 minutes later)
Abareru(Boss of the Store)- Ahem! What's going ON! Ms. Maruchi..COME HERE! NOW!—
Old Lady- …Hey Girl! (Hiccup)Heh…heh..
Abareru- DRINKING IN MY STORE! YOUR FIRED!
Old Lady- Fired? Heh..hehe..
Abareru- NOW! (She throws her outside)..Who's next!
Everyone- …(Gasp)…
Abareru- (Sees Koeno)…Oh…My…I LOVE YOU! (She glomps him)
Koeno- y—yes…t-thank you…(Getting squished)
Abareru- I may be 46 but I love your BAND! And your Visual Kei style! You can buy anything free!
Koeno- Thanks..I'll be going now! (Walks away)
Kage- Hey, there you are! Where were you?
Koeno- I was right behind you this whole time…
Abareru- AHHHH! MORE VISUAL KEI! I'm so Happy! AHHHH! CAN'T BREATHE!
Kage- Asahi, is still LOST..you stay here and I'll check the store again..(Runs)
Abareru- How Romantic! Continuing to look for his best friend..AWWW!
Koeno- Geez, I wish I would of brought my headphones..she's loud!
(Some aisle Asahi was in)
Kage- ASAHI! WHERE ARE YOU! (Looks down)..Asahi you've got to be kidding me..asleep in a bed..a pink bed!
Asahi- ..ZzZzZzZzzZZ…Pocky…ZzzzZzZZZZzzzzzZZ
Kage- Hate to wake you up..but it's time to go! So, wake up! It's time to go! ASAHI!—
(3 minutes later)
Kage- Asahi wake up! D*****! Guess I have no choice..(Picks up Asahi)..For being so thin..you sure are HEAVY! (Almost drops Asahi)
Fangirl- AHHHH! Yaoi! (Starts taking pictures)…Seme! Uke! AHH! (Faints)
Abareru- AHHH! YAOI! (Takes pictures on her cell phone) MUST NOT BLINK! MUST NOT BLINK! (Trying to enjoy every moment)
Koeno- ..I don't even want to know what's going on..(Looks other direction)
Asahi- ..(Finally wake up) huh..? Kage, why are you carrying me..? I can walk..
Kage- ASAHI! (Drops Asahi) Here! WALK!
Asahi- Owww! My butt! Owww! (Most sensitive area was his butt)O…www..(Rolls over)
Koeno- Poor Asahi…must be painful! Kage APOLOGIZE! I MEAN NOW!
Kage- That's what he deserved..for being a total brat..(Looks at Asahi)…ASAHI I'M SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Koeno- Can't resist the puppy dog face….can he…
(A few minutes later..)
Abareru- So why are you three here anyway…?
Koeno- Well, we like to shop here…because the Used Food is always good..
Kage- And we don't like going to that other grocery store..
Abareru- YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE! KURAYAMI TORILIKES THIS PLACE! HA HA HA !
Everyone- ….what's going on..(Confused to hear the distorted pager)
Abareru- LET'S PARTY! (Turns on the radio which happened to be 1800's music) WOOO! (Dances)
Kage-This is…TERRIBLE! (Covers ears)
Koeno- D*****! Why didn't we bring the equipment and our instruments! IT COULD HAVE BEEN A LIVE!
Asahi- Hey! This is fun! (Starts dancing)
Koeno- We're getting out of here! Asahi that means you too! (Grabs Asahi's arm) Let's go!
Asahi- Noooo! (Ended up leaving anyway)
Koeno- Man…that was the worst..I'll never go there again..(Goes outside)
Kage- I'll drive…since Asahi's depressed (Drives)
-End of Track 4-