-Kurayami●Tori- (Dark Bird)
Track 12 – Agony
(Koeno was now about to eat…although he was very weak and sick…)
Sakebi- My "Oden" is done! Yes! It smell's great!
Daion- …Why is it so…red? Like blood….
Koeno- (Out of it)…Me wants FOOD! NOW!
Kage- ! He's losing it! Someone, bring him some food! Before he kills us! (Runs to kitchen)
(Three minutes later)
Asahi- Here you go! (Hands Koeno a tray) It's "Oden"…Hope you'll like it! Sakebi made it!
Koeno- …(Drops tray and it spills everywhere) B-BLOOD! AHHH! I'M BLEEDING! (Starts screaming)
Asahi- Koeno, it's "Oden"! Sakebi made it look red….Apparently you can't feed yourself…guess I'll have to feed you then…
Kage- Maybe you should change into your pajamas….You are sick and now we'll have to clean..uhh…
Sakebi- The washer and dryer room is downstairs…Guess I'll go wash the dark clothes…Koeno, just change into your pajamas…
Koeno- Pajamas..(Was changing into him pajamas but fell over with his pajama shirt half-way on) ….ha ha ha….
Kage- (Takes a deep breath) …right, you need help…(Pulls Koeno's shirt down) There!
Koeno- (Finally falls asleep) ..
Daion- It's hard to believe we've been together for two years..Feel's longer with this little kitten…
Kage- I hope we can actually go overseas one day…to see more fans…
Sakebi- (Grabs laundry basket) Guess I'll see you guys after a while…(Begins walking towards the door) …?
(Knock on the door)
Hana- Hello! What'cha doing? (Comes inside)
Kage- …Hana's here….(Blush)
Daion- What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with your hubby today..
Hana- Koushin wanted me to let you boy's know that the CD release Pary is coming up…AND I MADE COOKIES FOR EVERYONE! (Pulls cookies out) TA-DAH! I MADE THEM FROM LOVE!
Asahi- AHHH! Cookies! (Grabs cookie) …It's bitter…
Daion- ASAHI! Don't eat that! It's bad for you!
Hana- AHHH! (Shoves cookie down Daion's throat) How does it taste? How? How?
Daion- ..bitter…like Sake! I want more! (Tries to grab more cookies) MORE!
Hana- Down boy! These are for everyone else…
Sakebi- I really need to go downstairs…bye Hana! (Leaves) I'll be back after a while…
Asahi- (Looks outside) It's great to see all the lovebirds outside…must be nice…
Hana- Isn't it nice..? (Looks outside too)
Daion- …Those two are very weird…typical Libras…(Eats another cookie)…
Kage- ….(Looks at Yuki) He really is getting fat…I wonder if Koeno's alright…(Checks on Koeno) asleep still…good…
Koeno- A- - ACHOO! (Loud sneeze) …(Sniff) …Ughh! (Runs to the bathroom)
Kage- Here we go again….
(Downstairs)
Sakebi- (Puts clothes in washer) Should take about 30 minutes…(Sits at bench)
Girl- (Sigh) …What am I going to do? Usagi is going to kill me… (Starts crying)
Sakebi- ? Is something wrong? Miss….
Girl- (Blush)..I gave my best friend's boyfriend some chocolate…I wanted to be nice…If she find's out…She'll hate me….I'm worried…
Sakebi- …Don't worry…Everything will be okay….All that matters is that you care about your best friend and her boyfriend…Remember you're a pretty girl, don't let anyone bring you down….
Girl- (Blush) …w- -W- -Wait! Your…(Gulp) S- - Sakebi of "Kurayami Tori"! AHHHH! (Instantly in love) …I- - I'm touched! (Glomps Sakebi) …I LOVE YOU!
Sakebi- AHHH! (More fans come) …All I wanted to do was wash clothes! Now I'm being stalked by a bunch of fangirls….(Sigh)
(Back at the Apartment)
Koeno- …(Laying on bathroom floor) …
Daion- Are you alright?…Here's a carbonated drink…drink something! You'll dehydrate! (Opens the can and hands it to Koeno) Don't drink too much! A sip will be alright…
Koeno- Drink…(Takes a sip) ….(Goes towards the toilet) …(Pukes)
Daion- How can a sip make you puke? …You need to go rest..(Picks Koeno up)
Koeno- …(Blush) ..Mommy, is that you..? (Snuggles) ..hee hee…I love you…
Daion- AHHHH! What the h***! (Drops Koeno) First of all I'm not your mommy! And I do not even want to know the rest!
Koeno- (Sudden urge to puke but holds it in)
Daion- D*****! I made it worse…
(44 minutes later)
Sakebi- (Finally comes back) Hey! I'm back!
Daion- ..That scent…"Rose Blossom"…Sakebi you didn't..! YOU DID! And your sweating!
Sakebi- All I did was wash and dry the clothes! I was attacked by fangirls..and men!
Kage- Men…? Must hate you for stealing their girl's hearts…Or maybe they just admire you…
Sakebi- Is Koeno feeling better? (Walks toward Koeno) …What happened? Koeno! Speak to me!
Asahi- (Was playing bass) He stopped puking but now he has a fever, sneezes, and he's really GOING CRAZY! (Plays bass louder)
Hana- (Looks through fridge) Only thing you have in here is SAKE! WHERE'S THE FOOD!
Sakebi- It's hidden…Or Koeno and Asahi would eat all of it…even the laxatives!
Koeno- TUMMY START'S WITH T! Hee Hee! The wheel goes WHOOSH! (Dances on table)
Sakebi- …Has he been smoking a little too much?
Asahi- I think it's because he hasn't slept and he might need more fluids…or food…
Kage- Now we have two Asahi's!
(Later that day)
Asahi- Towards the darkened sky…
Let's walk facing the light…
Can this pain be erased?
Can I be remembered?
Daion- What are you singing?
Asahi- A song I wrote…"Yumemiru"
Daion- Let's practice! It already sounds good..
Asahi- Huh? Practice? You mean?
Daion- Yeah…We're going to learn your song…Just like what real bands do…
Asahi- …(Tears)…Let's do this!
(A few days later)
Koeno- (Stretches) …I can walk….
Daion- Sounds like your better…great…and we have all our song's finished!
Koeno- I think it was just a stomach flu virus…hee hee..(Looks through mirror) AHH! My hair looks like h***! What happened to it!
Daion- Back to the "Normal Otomen" Koeno!
Asahi- Your better! YAY! Today is the CD release Party! Can't wait to see Koushin!
Koeno- Koushin? He's going to be there! AHHH! We haven't seen him since our last concert! Which was…January 20th! Daion's birthday…
Sakebi- Pancakes are ready! Come and eat!
Kage- Hope he didn't put laxatives in it…last time he did…(Goes downstairs)
Sakebi- (Grabs plate) It's great your feeling better…we had to make Asahi and Daion our Vocalist's for "Yumemiru" and "Shi" ..sorry…
Koeno- WHAT! I'M THE VOCALIST! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!
Daion- We tried but everytime you heard us..You would call me mommy and try to embrace me! What the h*** we're you thinking!
Koeno- (Blush) What was I thinking?…Well my hair looks really bad! I have a split end on one strand of hair! (Pulls out strand)
Daion- AHHH! That's why your supposed to have your hair trimmed at least every two weeks! And your hair will turn beautiful like mine…(Plays with hair) ..teehee…
Asahi- Do you think…we can go bowling…I mean after the CD release Party! Please! We haven't done anything fun for almost two months!
Kage- Bowling…sounds fun…Only if it stops raining..(Looks outside)..SO RAINY!
Sakebi- The CD relesase Party will be held at the "Agony Aoi Mall"! I believe that place is very expensive…So no one better not get distracted..Okay Asahi and Koeno…We have a budget…
Koeno- phh…Like I'll get distracted..(Bites into pancake) AHH! What did you use this time…
Sakebi- Butter, eggs, milk, sugar, and vanilla..
Kage- At least the ingredient's are decent this time!
(Two hours later)
Daion- (Fixes coat) ..Koeno, you should wear more pink…then you'll look cute! Heh heh…
Koeno- Shut up! I'm wearing black and red! Okay…I'm ready…Let's go…(Closes door)
Sakebi- We have a problem…The car keys are stuck inside! And we're locked outside!
Koeno- AHHHHH! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO! (Runs in circle) WE'RE GONNA BE KILLED!
Asahi- …Wait, I have an idea…
-End of track 12-