"Dude, so not cool."

"Yeah, didn't need to know that." Embry agreed.

"You asked." I smirked at them and continued to stuff down the chicken Emily'd prepared for us all.

"Jake, like, I don't wanna sound like some bastard, but...didn't you...like...imprint on Ness'?" Sam asked while he made Emily sit down in his lap.
Seriously, did they have to show off their fucking relationship all the time?

"Nope. That was kinda...messed up," I got up from the table, "Anyway, I'm heading over to the Cullens with Seth now, anyway. Smell you guys later on patrol."

"Like hell. The horny bastards are probably going right at it at the Clearwaters," Paul growled as soon as the door closed behind me.

"I HEARD THAT..! And...," I smirked to myself at the thought, "hell yes, dude."

"Hey, Seth." I smiled at him and gently pulled him in for a kiss. It was amazing how easy it was. Easy as breathing, zero % weird, even though it should've been.

"Hey..." God, I just loved how gooey the moron looked soon as I even just think about touching him. "You wanna come in before we leave or something...?"

"I'd love to. But, I know that, if I do so, we won't be leaving that house anytime soon."
Cute. Another blush. I mean...he's tan, right? Why can I still see him blushing? Well, I suppose that comes in a pack with the whole cuteness-thing.

"Uh, okay. Well, umm.."

"Yep. C'mon. We'll take the Rabbit."
I just knew how much the little idiot loved the car. I just don't know whether it's cause I built it, or whether we made out in it on practically a constant basis...

I started the engine and draped my arm over his shoulders, so as to pull him close. " You know, Seth, I think we really should do a roadtrip or something pretty soon. Would you like that?"

"Um, sure! But...don't you have to stick 'round, being alpha and shit...?"

"Dude, you said it. I'm alpha, I can do whatever I fucking please." I laughed as he gave a snort, " Plus, your sister's beta, so she can boss around the other two morons while we're gone."

"They'd sure love that."

"Damn right."
Man, I don't know how that kiddo did it, but there was that certain kind of warm, loving feeling making my heart swell every time he said even as little as a single word.
It sounds hella corny, but still. I don't know. Probably this is what the real imprinting thing feels like...

"C'mon, Captain Psycho, we're here."
"Oh...I didn't notice.."
"That's why you don't stare at the driver, sucker."

We rang the doorbell and entered. Eddy boy could probably hear us up to La Push now, so there was no need to wait around.
"Hey, guys!" Seth laughed as he entered the living room casually and flopped down on the couch beside Emmet.

"You still dare to get your furry butt in here?" Oh wow. Looks like Eddy-boy's mighty angry.

"Ehh? What..did I do?" Incredulous now. How dare that fucker make my Seth uncomfortable?...Wow, I so don't know where that came from...

"What you did?" D'you even have any idea what you did to Nessie?"

"Oh...uhh.."

"Why're you yelling at him? Isn't it, like, my head you want, so to speak?" Come on, Eddie, give the kid a break. He imprinted. No help doing something against it, I added in my thoughts to make the fucker back off.

"Come on, guys. Let's all calm down." Bella.
Wait, what? She seems cool about it...

"Yeah, chill it, pedo." I smirked at my ex-rival.

"I-I will not chill it! And what do you mean, pedo?"

"Man, seriously. Jake didn't really imprint on Ness. And every girl gets her heart broken at least once, so you should really...chill it, Edward." Alice grinned at her brother.

Oh cool. Now I needed pixies on my side.
Well, better than nothing. And, anyway-
Shit.

"J-Jake! You came back for me..?"
Her cheeks were stained with fucking tears. Just because she's not the love of my life, after all, doesn't mean I like seeing Nessie sad.

"Ness', listen! I..."

"He's fucking his wolfie lover now. Great, isn't it?" Jasper snarled from the corner of the room. Well, fuck.

"Well, if that's how it is..." Nessie gave me a sad smile that almost crushed my heart.
What happened next, though, surprised me.
Seth stormed forward and practically crushed her in a hug.

"I'm sorry, Ness'! I didn't mean to imprint on him! It just...sorta happened...Please don't be mad at me..."

I gave a small growl. Shit, when did fucking jealousy become an issue? I haven't even doen the guy yet, for Pete's sake...

"You're crushin' me, Seth..." Nessie laughed as Seth blushed and rubbed the back of his head in shame. " It's okay, I understand. But, you guys owe me real big time."

"We do...?" Seth and I grinned as we both spoke at the same time.
But, seriously, what did she mean, we owe her?
Like hell I'm gonna go threesome, seriously.

"IF YOU THINK YOU CAN-"

"Shut up, Eddie-boy." I flashed my teeth at him.
Seriously, fucking mind reading. ...Heh, I should probably imagine Seth naked or something. That'd be hot shit.
Which it is, because I just did.

"Oh damn, I didn't need to see that, stupid mongrel!" the vamp complained, making a face at me.

"Which is exactly the hint for what you guys owe me..."
I so didn't like that smirk on her face.

"Wha- NO! Hell. Fucking. No. Seriously, Ness." Seth complained.

"MY DAUGHTER WON'T WATCH YOU DOGS HAVE ...uhh.. INTERCOURSE!"

"Chill, dad, I just want them to record the sounds for a new ringtone of mine..." another one of the devilish smirks.
Damn, really. We were in deep shit now.

"Fine by me." Seth smiled and took my hand.
Great, that guy's really giving me the creeps. "Well, we're off again, 'kay?"

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"D-Damn, Seth...," That guy really knew his stuff.
I gave a throaty moan as he bit down lightly on my dick. Seriously, shouldn't that hurt...? "S-Stop..."

"What...?" he panted cutely as he stopped and gazed up at me, a flush on his cheeks. Seriously, that guy was beautiful, even now. "Why...?"

"C'mere..." I pulled him up to me and kissed him with all my might. Which is pretty much, no bragging.
I licked along his jawline and down his neck, causing the sweetest little sounds to erupt from his throat. "S-Seth, how about we take this a little farther..."

"B-But...Billy's just outside that door! He'll hear!..."
How I loved it when he tried to talk while still catching his breath. Seriously, no chick could ever imitate that.

"So what?"

"I-I seriously don't think your dad walking in on us would be all that much of a turn on."

"Heh. Well, doesn't it give you the jibblez, the chance of getting...caught...?"

He gave a shudder as if he were about to phase and moaned loudly. "O-Okay..."
I smiled and switched our positions so I lay on top of him. I started o attack his bare neck immediately.
He ran his hands up and down my sides, causing me to shiver in pleasure. Seriously, that guy had the most talented hands, ever.

I nibbled my way down his slightly muscled chest and he buried his hands in my hair. Somehow, the gesture was strangely erotic.
"J-Jacob...What about patrol, though...It's our turn in...an hour..."

"Oh, I told Quil and Embry to take our shift today. I just had a feeling that it might take us longer today, you know..."
He smirked down at me, as I looked up into his face, my mouth level with his navel.
I dipped my tongue into it and ran it up the middle of his fourpack.
Seriously, the dude needed to work out some more. Nah...actually, he didn't. I kinda liked him this way.

When I eyed his face again, I found that he was biting down on his left hand, so he wouldn't make any noise.
"Seriously, Seth..." I pried his hand away, only gazing at the already fading scars on his arm briefly.
Seriously, what had he thought while doing that? Am I that bad a person that I would seriously just dumb my protegé?
Anyway, I pinned both his hands above his head with one of mine.

"Seth, just moan. It's your first time, so don't hold anything back, okay?"

"Uh, okay..." Again the cute blush.
That guy was way too adorable for his own good.
"You know, Seth, I-"

A sharp howl pierced the night. Oh awesome, seriously. What the fuck was so freaking important that Quil had to interrupt me finally getting some?...

I sighed and leaned my face against Seth's shoulder.
"Looks like we'll have to continue this another time, babe..."

"Uhh..."
Hehe, apparently giving him nicknames made him blush and shudder even more violently than anything else. Hot shit, seriously...

"C'mon, let's go..." I stood up and pulled Seth up by his hand forcefully, causing him to crash into my chest.
I slung my muscled arms around his slender form tightly.

"But, uh, we're naked...!"

"We're gonna phase anyway, aren't we...?"

"I won't run past Billy naked! Lest of all while you're buttnaked too, and we were in your room alone just a second ago!"

"Man, you're prude, come on."

Smirking like a fool, I pulled Seth with me out of my room, past my stunned dad.
Quil's shit better be fucking important.

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Hehehehe continue,not continue?...
And, omj I realized I made a mistake in the last chap D:! If Nessie's about 17 around here...Claire should be kind of older too, right?...Like...15 or something, right? XD...

well,...uhh...let's just pretend I forgot to type the right age in the last chappie...hehe XD ^^; sowwy, guys ^^;