Chapter 13- It's Light Outside, Right?
**I don't own FFVII. That is all. Review, please. I'm really thinking about just leaving this story at this. Simply because only like, three people are reviewing, and one of them I know personally, who is probably only reviewing on the circumstances that she's my best friend. And because I know where she lives. Enjoi!
*And to the people I messaged this morning: Or, maybe today. :)
One of the pranksters ran a hand through his slightly greasy hair, and glanced at the demon.
"Why the hell is Valentine's screen dark? It's daytime!"
"He probably shoved us in a box or something."
"Douchebag."
"That's not nice." The eldest of the three piped up, sipping his coffee.
"Shoving Tiny Yuffie in a box ain't exactly what you would call hospitable! Douchebag."
"Watch it, Turkey." Chuckled the demon. ", he might be able to hear you…." The eldest man guffawed, clutching his stomach to avoid pains.
"Gawd, and Princesses' camera, too! Why is it dark? Where the hell are they?" The character with the greasy hair exclaimed. The demon and elder man laughed harder.
"I wonder if they're together…." The man mused, more to himself then his comrades. ", Nah… Maybe… Hey! Shut the hell up!"
"Pipe down the swearing!" Said the fourth, upon entering. ",Leviathan, Turkey, I could hear you outside! I wouldn't be surprised if they could hear you all the way up in the Shera!"
"Huh?"
"They left. This morning. Didn't you guys know?"
All three of them looked at the fourth with their brows furrowed.
"Huh?" They asked intelligently in unison.
"What do you mean?" Asked the eldest of the four of them, having shaken off the initial shock that Valentine and the Princess had left Edge. Together.
"They're going to Nibelheim. And Yuffie's been begging to go to Costa on the way or the way back. I think he's gonna take her. Isn't that just adorable?"
"They are kind of cute together." The eldest mused, and the demon stayed silent, but nodded his agreement.
"Adorable? What the hell? He's gonna eat her! This is no time to be screwing around, and laughing!" The youngest stood up from his rolling chair, enraged. ",The damn vampire is gonna eat her! Or worse… He'll seduce her and then turn her into one of his human consorts! Or, he'll-
"Shut up!" The other three screamed back at him in unison. He looked around, wild-eyed, and ran from the room, already with his PHS out, dialing Yuffie's number.
"What in Leviathan's name?" The demon tried not to chuckle.
"He's off his rocker." The fourth said, and nodded, as if satisfied with his statement.
"I agree." The eldest said, smiling. ",Anybody want to go watch Jeopardy?"
"Sure." The other two smiled.
"…."
"What do you want?" Yuffie's voice came through the line.
"Good!"
"Huh?"
"You're alive."
"…yes… Should I not be?"
"Well…"
"Well what, Turkey?"
"I thought Valentine was gonna EAT you!"
"Eat….? Eww! That's gross! Why?"
"OH, THAT' S DISGUSTING! NOT LIKE THAT, YUFFIE!"
"Oh. What did you mean, then?"
"He's a vampire! What did you think I meant?"
"Ohhhhh! You mean, like suck my blood out, eat me."
"You're slow, Princess."
"Thanks, Turkey. Now, really. What do you want?"
"I just wanted to make sure you hadn't gotten eaten."
There was a pause.
"Well, actually, Vinnie did bite me last night."
"Wha-what?"
"While he was kissing me…" She said, breathlessly. ", And touching-"
"What are you doing, Yuffie?" He could hear the gunman's voice travel smoothly through the line. ",Come over here. Hang up that phone…" He heard the voice come through again, gruffly.
And the line closed.
"Oh my Gods."
**I'm very proud of myself for typing this chapter, given that I normally don't use poor language (other than Cid. But if I didn't, that would make him SEVERLY OOC.), and I'm really only perverted inside my head. So, review please, or I won't be motivated to post. And anonymous reviews aren't rejected!
Until later, my friends. :)
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