Me: Goeie middag my vriende en welkom om die laaste episode van die totale drama spook.
Everyone looks at me with confused looks.
Everyone: Huh?
Me: Oops sorry I've been working on my Afrikaans a lot lately but it was worth it. 85% Whoo!
Everyone: Ohhh
Me: Also I know it hasn't been a week yet but I just can't wait to get this chapter started and I'm also afraid of losing my inspiration for it and also a quick shout out to Readoholic (Guest) for reviewing Avatar meets Spirit. This chapter's for you. Also thanks princessbinas for following me and favouriting this story.
Cyborg: Enough self-publicizing you big headed Leo and onto the story.
Me: Well somebody's a little sore about the last challenge.
Cyborg: Well you would be too if you got beat by a girl because of another girl's sneeze.
Me: Well I hope you have fun in this chapter because it's gonna be a riot. (Whispers 'For me, BB and the audience that is)
Me while wearing the same camping uniform from the first episode: Sabrina since you won the last challenge could you please do the disclaimer.
Sabrina while relaxing in the hot tub with Dani, Danny, Chavonne and Raven: Sure. Chavonnie26 owns only Chavonne, herself, Camp Ecto-Magic, the mutant lasagnes, the mutant plants, the mutant spiders, the griffin and the Catapult of Indescribable Stink and Pain. I belong to princessbinas. And everyone else belongs to their respective creators.
Me: Well put and did you have to give away the challenge?
Sabrina: You already did in the last chapter.
Me with an anime sweat-drop on my head: Right. Well without further ado here's chapter two.
Everyone but Beastboy groans.
Me: What did I say?
Beastboy shrugs.
"Hope you all had an enjoyable week." Chavonnie said as she addressed the group of people in front of her in the mess hall.
"Are you kidding me?! I had to go a full week without my babies and meat!" Tucker shouted at her as his team mates kept him from attacking her but more for his sake than hers.
"Consider it practice for the rest of the season because as long as you're on this island you won't get any meat or tech. Cyborg's tech being the exception." Chavonnie said as she sat back and pretended to examine her nails.
"Please can you get to today's challenge?! He's stronger than he looks!" Jake shouted as more people helped restrain Tucker but he was slowly inching forward towards his goal.
"The challenge today is a two parter. The first part will be revealed when we reach the location but first everyone eat up you're going to need your energy." Chavonnie said with a sly smile and got up to sit with her boyfriend.
Everyone shared scared looks and, in that moment of lost focus, Tucker managed to break free and charged at Chavonnie. His face then met the invisible force field that protected her and Beastboy.
"Nice try. We figured either you, Sokka or Cyborg might try to attack us so we put up this barrier to make sure we didn't get hurt." Chavonnie said as she tried to hide her giggles.
"Good to know." Tucker said as he slid down the force field wall.
"Tuck are you ok?" Chavonne said as she flew over to her boyfriend to make sure he was ok.
"I'm fine." Tucker said as his medically trained girl friend gave him a good going over and helped him to his feet.
"Just be glad you can't run that fast." Chavonne said as she gave him a peck on the cheek and flew back to her seat.
Tucker slowly got up and went back to his seat but not before sending Chavonnie a glare that would make Sam and Raven proud. Chavonnie didn't react except for finishing off her breakfast of tofu eggs and tofu bacon. Soon everyone was finished their breakfasts and were outside a huge cave that had a massive boulder in front of it.
"I bet you're all wondering what we're doing here am I right?" Chavonnie asked as she took a seat on a level rock by the boulder.
Everyone nodded in sync.
"Your challenge today is to reach the back of this cave and bring back the treasure chest to me. Pretty simple right? Well here's the deal. You can't use your powers but you can choose your own weapons and I'll make them appear." Chavonnie said as loud roars and growls came from inside the cave.
Everyone looked at her like she was insane.
"And if we don't want to do it?" Chavonne asked as she wearily eyed the boulder that was starting to get cracks in it.
"Who said you have a choice? I certainly didn't." Chavonnie retorted as she also eyed the boulder.
"Ok line up to receive your weapons." Chavonnie said as everyone lined up in front of her.
"I'll have my usual blade." Sabrina said as she was first in line.
Chavonnie nodded and a diamond-titanium mix blade with sapphire shaped butterflies inside with a platinum-titanium mix with a pink sapphire butterfly hilt appeared in Sabrina's hands.
"Remember no magic." Chavonnie warned her as she left the line to stand by the boulder.
"Bow and griffin-fletched arrows please." Chavonne asked Chavonnie nicely.
Chavonnie snapped her fingers and Chavonne was suddenly decked out in Robin Hood like clothes with her own bow and quiver.
"Nice." Chavonne said as she went to stand by Sabrina who was practicing her sword fighting.
"I'd like my sonic cannon back online." Cyborg said as he towered over Chavonnie but only by a little.
"Sure." Chavonnie said as she opened up the panel in Cyborg's arm, shrank and started fiddling around inside it.
After a few seconds of fiddling around inside of it, Chavonnie's head poked out from inside Cyborg's arm and she said in a high pitch voice "Try it now."
"That's so freaky I don't even know where to start." Cyborg said as he shot his cannon at a nearby tree.
It was back to full power and just the way he liked it.
"Thanks." Cyborg said as Chavonnie crawled out his arm and turned back to normal.
"No prob." Chavonnie said in her normal voice as Cyborg went to stand by the boulder.
"Ecto-Bo-Staff please." Maddie asked Chavonnie.
Chavonnie clapped her hands and everyone got their preferred weapon.
"Why didn't you do that before?" Zuko asked her as he gripped his swords.
"Didn't feel like it plus I was going to give it to you one by one but the boulders cracking. See ya I'll be in the mess hall." Chavonnie said as she teleported back to camp.
Everyone was wondering why she made such a hasty exit until they saw the boulder crack open and an army of mutant plants, tofu lasagnes and spiders that looked like they were out for blood flooded out of the cave.
"SPIDER!" Chavonne screeched and jumped into Tucker's arms.
He then collapsed from the extra weight.
"Okay who's bright idea was to put an army of spiders in there? I hate spiders, but at least I'm not very afraid of them anymore. Yeah, I learned to suck it up. Now if you need me it's time to squash some bugs." Sabrina said as she charged at the mutant spiders swinging her sword like crazy.
"Technically spiders are arachnids not bugs." Raven said in her monotone as she used her bo-staff to battle one of the lasagnes.
"I don't care what their called only that I can squash 'em." Sokka said as he threw his boomerang at some vines that we're holding Suki captive.
"Anybody got a really big can of bug spray?" Tucker asked as he battled a spider with a Fenton Lipstick.
"I think it's a little late for that." Alex said as she swatted one of the spiders with her giant laser shooting fly-swatter.
"I got the chest!" Sabrina shouted as she came out the cave with a medium sized treasure chest that looked like it weighed a ton.
The moment she said that all the mutants locked onto her and started chasing after her.
"Chavonne catch!" Sabrina yelled as she tossed the chest to Chavonne who caught it and ran towards camp.
After that it became a relay between the Half and Half's until they arrived at the mess hall where Chavonnie was waiting.
"Great you guys got my books back." Chavonnie said as she opened up the chest with a lion shaped charm and pulled out a book that had a white cover with a gold griffin on it that looked very well used.
"All that….for a BUNCH OF BOOKS?!" Chavonne yelled at her as the others entered the room.
"WHAT?!" The others shouted in unison.
"So I guess you don't want the reward?" Chavonnie asked as if they hadn't just risked their lives for a treasure chest of books.
"All in favour of roasting her alive?" Zuko asked as he lit up his palms with fire.
"I." Everyone said in unison as they levelled their weapons at Chavonnie.
"Uh guys? You do realize there's a giant griffin behind you right?" Chavonnie asked them as she stared behind them with fear evident on her face.
"Nice try we're not falling for-"Zuko started to say until he was cut off mid-sentence by Sabrina's scream.
"She wasn't lying." Sabrina shouted as the griffin made off with her.
"Oh great princessbinas is gonna kill me." Chavonnie muttered under her breathe but everyone heard her none the less.
When she noticed everyone giving her glares she said "I mean uh we gotta save Sabrina and Chris from that griffin."
"Chris was taken too?" Danny asked her suspiciously.
"Yeah he was taken this morning. What did you think your second challenge was? A walk around the property?" Chavonnie asked him as she tossed him the book she was holding.
"In that book there's everything you need to know about defeating griffins. Good luck. Bonus points to whoever saves Sabrina." Chavonnie said as she disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Well she was a whole lotta help." Alex said as she glared at the spot where Chavonnie was.
"What did you expect? I know her the best and I know for a fact that's she's so lazy that a sloth seems faster." Chavonne said as she rummaged through the treasure chest to find four other books like the one Danny was holding.
"That actually explains a lot." Dani said as she looked out the window in the direction of the large mountain on the island that the griffin was nesting in.
"Ok the only way to defeat a griffin is oh this can't be right." Danny said as he read the book aloud so everyone knew how to defeat it.
"What does it say?" Katara asked him as she tried to grab the book.
"Looks like we have to break out the climbing gear and the microphones." Chavonne said as she read her own copy of the book.
"WHAT DOES IT SAY?!" Everyone without a book shouted at the people who did have a book.
"They only way to defeat a griffin is to sing it into submission. Also that no one's powers work anywhere near a griffin." Chavonnie's voice said although no one could see her.
"Yo you've got to be kidding us." Jake shouted at her even though he couldn't see her.
"I kid you not. Wonder why I'm sending you guys and not going myself? You know what I'll help you guys with the griffin. See you at the top of the mountain." Chavonnie's voice said until it got replaced by static.
"Well at least she's gonna help." Alex said as she got a good look at the mountain.
1 ½ hours later…..
"What took you guys so long?" Chavonnie asked when everyone was at the top of the mountain.
"Unlike some of us who can teleport we had to walk." Maddie said as she sat down.
"Well at least you're here. So what song should we do to get back our friends wait correction our friend and my annoying soon to be fired co-host back?" Chavonnie asked as she pointed to the equipment she had set up by some unlucky interns.
"Love Me Love Me by Big Time Rush?" Chavonne asked as she was the only one not exhausted.
"A Friend Like Me from the movie?" Dani asked hopefully.
"Cruella De Vil in honour of you?" Zuko suggested knowing that it would get a reaction out of anybody.
Anybody but Chavonnie.
"The Ghost Inside by Broken Bells?" Sam suggested.
Chavonnie gave her a look that said loud and clear 'There is no way in the Ghost Zone we're singing that.'
"High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup?" Jake suggested.
"If I Ruled The World by Big Time Rush?" Dan suggested much to the surprize of everyone.
"Those are all good but the song we're gonna sing is Hero in Me by Emily Osment." Chavonnie said as she got up with a CD in her hand and walked over to the CD player.
"Girls get ready to sing. Boys take notes." Chavonnie said as she tossed each girl a microphone.
Surprisingly the words for the song appeared in the air before them.
"You know I used to hear a voice that said
Troubles coming better stay in bed
Then I even tried to run away
Cause I didn't even know my own strength
I was shocked, no I couldn't believe." Chavonnie sang as she got into the song and even did a few dance moves that told everyone she needed more than a few dance lessons.
"My world rocked, it was news to me
When I looked in the mirror today
I looked back and I heard me say
I gotta own it, breathe it, live it like I mean it!" Toph sang in a surprisingly gentle and sweet voice knowing the words even though she couldn't see them.
"I Got the hero in me, it's all I wanna be!
Someone to rely on and looks good on TV
To save the day, is part of the routine
Out of my way, this is the job for me!" The girls sang in unison as the boys snuck into the cave to get Chris and Sabrina out.
"I could fly if I just had the cape
X-ray vision would be cool one day
Need the power, c'mon feel the rush
You better look out for my
One, two, punch." Maddie sang with the voice of an angel.
"Now I got my own boots to fill
New identity, what a thrill
Break it out gonna right the wrongs
In my mind, I can hear my theme song
Feel it, Try it, No I can't deny it." Dani sang in a slightly deep voice but it suited her just fine.
"I Got the hero in me, it's all I wanna be!
Someone to rely on and looks good on TV
To save the day, is part of the routine
Out of my way, this is the job for me!
I gotta own it, breathe it, live it like I mean it
Feel it, try it, know I can't deny it." Sam sang her voice both beautiful yet slightly frightening.
"In control it's so good to go
Yeah, figured it out and it's time you know
There's a hero in me
It's all I wanna be (all I wanna be)
Someone to rely on
Looks good on TV (yeah)" Alex sang her voice sounding just like Selena Gomez.
"Save the day it's part of the routine
Out of my way this is a job for me
There's a hero in me
It's all I wanna be (all I wanna be)
Some to rely on
Looks good on TV." Chavonne sang her voice sounding just like Chavonnie's.
"Save the day it's part of the routine
Out of my way this is a job for me
There's a hero in me, yeah
There's a hero in me...
Oh oh oh whoa whoa whoa." Katara sang as she ended the song.
By that time Danny was carrying Sabrina bridle-style and had also dragged Chris out from inside the cave. And the griffin was fast asleep.
"We weren't that boring were we?" Chavonne asked Tucker who was helping Danny get the unconscious Chris onto the stretcher that they brought with them.
"No you were great also looks like you guys win again. And my team lost." Tucker said the last part sadly but got a kiss from his girlfriend to make up for it.
"Let's head back before the griffin wakes up." Chavonnie suggested as she took Sabrina off Danny's hands and looked prepared to teleport everyone back to camp.
"That's the best idea I've ever heard you come up with." Dan said.
"I'd watch what you say Dan. I have more than a few ways to make your life more miserable than it already is." Chavonnie said as they walked out of range of the griffin's spell.
"Duly noted." Dan said as everyone teleported back to camp in a flash of blue.
"So the reward for this week is you guys get to choose who gets voted off this week." Chavonnie said the Half and Half's when they were all back at camp.
"Easy." Sabrina said as Chavonnie put her on one of the mess hall benches.
"Dan." The Half and Half's said in unison.
"Good to know." Chavonnie said as she pulled out a thermos out of nowhere and sucked Dan in.
"Back to Clockwork with you." Chavonnie said as the thermos rattled and shaked.
"But I reformed." Dan's voice said from the thermos.
"Sorry but you were here only on parole. You still have quite a few years left on your sentence. So as Wulf would say adiaŭ kaj mi ne ŝatas vin." Chavonnie said as the thermos disappeared in a puff of blue smoke.
"You just said 'Good bye and I don't like you' you know that right?" Tucker asked Chavonnie as she walked to the door.
"I know. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go develop an anti-Griffin shield so this doesn't happen again." Chavonnie said as she left the room.
When she was sure she was alone she turned to the camera and said "Yet another exciting episode. Will Tucker get me back for taking his electronics? Will the griffin make another appearance? When will I fire Chris? And when did I learn to speak Esperanto? The answers to these questions and more on the next episode of Total Drama PHANTOM!"
The screen then goes black.