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Chapter Four
Remy and Rogue woke to the smell of smoke and burning bacon. Jumping out of bed, they ran out front, to a sight that was completely unexpected. Wade was sitting on the counter talking to Kitty,while she attempted to cook breakfast. Rogue grabbed Remy's arm and drug him backwards quickly. She whispered once they were back in their room " I have no idea how they got in but we have to wait until she eats to ask. No one should ever eat something made by Kitty."

Remy nods, not really sure why Rogue feels this strongly about the cooking,sure no one would want to eat burnt bacon, but Rogue was acting like the food was poison or something. Rogue eyes widen as she hears John and Wanda's door open, and them talking loudly. If she rescued them,she risked exposing herself and Remy, but she really should warn them. She hears Kitty yell down the hall " Oh good you're up! I made you all Strawberry Bannana Surprise Pancakes." Rogue sighed,they would be missed.

She quickly motioned for Remy to lay back down, and pulled her own blanket up just as Kitty phased through the door. " Hey Rogue, I thought you may be hungry an- oh you're still asleep" Kitty quickly states before phasing back out.

After waiting a moment to ensure the girl wasn't coming right back in,Remy starts to get back up, but Rogue grabs his hand and whispers " No, she tends to come back, at least once, just pretend to sleep,it's to late for the others. I don't want her to poison you too. " Remy shrugs, and then hugs Rogue to him. His bed was all the way across the room, and they had silently agreed they didn't have time for him to make it. Now he was stuck, if he moved to his own bed,Kitty would know that they had been awake.

Rogue had nearly drifted back to sleep before it occurred to her that Kitty, one a the biggest gossips she knew, had seen her and Remy 'sleeping' in the same bed. Logan was sure to hear about this. Great. This wasn't going to go well.

Shaking Remy (who had fallen asleep already) Rogue whispered " Maybe we should take a vacation, before Kitty manages to go home. Logan and Scott'll most likely be over later" Remy stares at her questioningly for a moment before making the connection. He quickly jumps up and begins packing,not caring about making noise.

Rogue quickly joins him, they had to get out now! Before Logan found out they had been in bed together. They would never get him to believe that they were faking sleep to avoid Kitty, not after the condom thing.

~o~O~o~

After they left,after yelling a quick good-bye to John and Wanda,it occurred to them,they had no idea where to go. They hadn't been planning a vacation,and though Remy still had money in his bank account (a lot of it) Neither of them had found a job yet. After a quick debate of camping versus going to the city,they decide camping would be better. No one would suspect camping. Neither one of them liked 'nature' (they both hated the idea of sleeping on the ground,otherwise it was okay with them). They drove for most of the day,having decided out of state camping would be even better,and were nearly at the campsite when it occurred to them that they didn't have any camping gear.

Re-evaluating the plan,they decided to stay at a Bed and Breakfast that they had just passed for the night and come up with a new plan in the morning. As they pulled in Remy decided that they should use alias because you can never be to careful. So they check in as 'Mr. and Mrs. R. Lord'. They considered it a brilliant plan. No one would look for them under a married couple,certainly not as The Lords. Though what they didn't think of until they were shown to their room, that this also meant they were sharing a bed, which is why they were running away,erm on vacation, to begin with. They looked at each other and shrugged, it was to late to worry about it now, and they really didn't want to look for something else tonight.

~o~O~o~

In the morning,Rogue called Wanda. She asked if Logan or Scott had been by. Wanda told her they both had,and that Logan had flipped out over the change in rooms. Scott had decided that he was going to drag Rogue home and talk some sense into her,while Logan had gone looking for them. This last part made Rogue quickly hang up and wake Remy. They needed to head out quickly to stay ahead of Logan,at least until he calmed down.

The couple left a few minutes later, quickly thanking the owner and settling the bill, before practically running to the car. Once they were safely on the road, they began trying to decide were to go. They had already managed to get as far as Vermont yesterday, but they had no idea what to do today,just somewhere far far away.

After about an hour, Remy came up with a brilliant plan; they could hit a ton of 'tourist traps', then when Logan caught up with them they could claim they had just decided to take a vacation. He would catch up, they both knew it,they were hoping to stay ahead of him long enough for him to calm down.

~meanwhile~
Yesterday morning
Wanda was seriously going to hurt them when they got back. First they ran off,leaving her to deal with Kitty freaking out. No wait! FIRST, they faked sleep (yes she knew they were faking,she knew they never sleep in the same bed.) leaving her and John to eat the horrifying breakfast Kitty made. Then they ran out the door,leaving behind the flustered Kitty. Wanda knew this 'vacation' wasn't pre-planned they were running away.

" I,like,knew she was dating him and stuff,but like I didn't know they were sleeping together. I mean I had,like heard that rumor,but I totally didn't believe it and now I don't know what to think. Where did they go anyway?" Kitty managed to bubble out while she paced around the kitchen. Wanda rolled her eyes, and did her best to ignore the hyper girl. When that didn't work,she finally stated "They went on a short trip. They'll be back soon."

She finally managed to calm the other girl down enough to get her to leave,and then went to check on John who had foolishly excepted was now in the bathroom,regretting that had finally gotten him to bed when the door burst open.

She was already mad, but then Scott and Logan showed up. Scott was glaring and accusing her of keeping Rogue from them, and Logan was busy sniffing everything, she screams" IF YOU LIFT YOUR LEG AT ANYTHING I WILL HEX YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!"
Logan shrugs,while Scott demands "Where ARE they?! "
" I DON'T know! Do I look like their mother?!"
Red-faced,Scott states " You just let him take off with her? How do you know he didn't kidnap her again!"
Wanda crosses her arms " He didn't kidnap her! and last time she could have left anytime,she chose not to! They both told me that! NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
They both leave,Logan mumbling something about a trail.

As she re-closed the door,John came back out front and she received a text message from Remy {hey will u tell wade im gone so i cant fix his toaster im sppd 2 go over} Rolling her eyes she types back {k u owe me}. She then heads next door,John in tow. She briefly considers knocking but then hears a strange noise coming from Wade's apartment.

Cautiously opening the door,they walk to find Wade laying on the floor,crying and mumbling to himself. "...What's wrong?" Wanda asks.
Wade jumps up pointing at the TV and Screams " SOMEONE TiVo'D DAYS OF OUR LIVES OVER MY GOLDEN GIRLS SLOT!" He begins pacing " SOMETHING IS ALWAYS RUINING MY SHOWS,IT'S OVER! BURNING PUPPIES IN FIELDS! ALIENS AND ROBOTS BREEDING! DEMONS AND HUMANS AS ALLIES! NOTHING IS REAL ANYMORE! LIFE IS LIKE A REALLY BAD CARTOON SHOW WHERE EVERYONE WORSHIPS NINJAS! STUPID NINJAS! FOUR SIGNS THAT THE END IS NEAR! SIGN ONE: EVERY CORNER OF NEW YORK CITY HAS A FREAKIN' HOT DOG STAND! HOT DOG STAND! EVERY CORNER! I SWEAR! SIGN NUMBER THREE: WAIT I MEAN SIGN NUMBER TWO: DAYS OF OUR LIVES ISN'T OVER YET I WAS IN WORLD WAR II BUT GOD IT'S OLD! THAT SHOW WILL NEVER END! ANY SHOW THAT GOES PAST LIKE 300 EPISODES HAS BEEN ON TO LONG AND IT'S IN THE THOUSANDS! THE THOUSANDS! I'M TALKING LIKE ONE WITH THREE ZEROS BRO! SIGN NUMBER BUT I'M SERIOUS! THOUSANDS! NINJAS PROBABLY WROTE THAT SHOW! EVIL NINJAS! ANYWAYS SIGN NUMBER, BUT ONE MORE THING ABOUT DAYS OF OUT LIVES, WHY IS IT STILL ON BUT MY NAME IS EARL GOT CANCELED! I MEAN IT WAS LEFT ON A FREAKING CLIFY! A CLIFY! ANYWAYS ON TO SIGN NUMBER THREE: THAT CLIENT EASTWOOD IS STILL MAKING MOVIES! HE'S LIKE PRETTY CLOSE TO BEING MY AGE! IN FACT I THINK WE ARE THE SAME AGE! HE SHOULDN'T BE MAKING MOVIES STILL! AND AND THEY LEFT MY NAME IS EARL ON A CLIFY! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHOW! NOW IT'S THE WALKING DEAD, SUPERNATURAL AND OF COURSE HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER AS A TIE BUT SERIOUSLY THEY CANCELLED IT! WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO ME? SIGN NUMBER FOUR: THE FACT I EVEN HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS IS THE FOURTH SIGN THE WORLD IS ENDING! THOSE EVIL NINJAS HAVE ERASED EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD! HEY I SHOULD GO WATCH NARUTO AFTER THIS! HEHE NATURO! WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH THE WORLD IS CRUMBLING UPON IT SELF! JUST LOOK AT THE SKIES! THEY SHOULDN'T BE GREY BUT THEY ARE! THE WORLD IS ENDING AND WE NEED TO GET OVER IT! WE NEED TO GET GUNS AND BOARD UP THE HOUSE FROM ZOMBIES, ROBOTS, EVIL NINJAS, ALIENS AND OF COURSE LAWYERS! ONE MORE THING CAN I BORROW YOUR TV?" Wade had finally stop his an uncomfortable silence,John states " I thought Golden Girls was your favorite show?" Wade turns on him and screams " NO! GOLDEN GIRLS ISN'T A SHOW! IT'S A LEGEND,A PIECE OF ART,REMY PROBABLY STOLD IT! I'M GOING TO GO DEMAND THEM BACK" Wade starts to walk out and Wanda stops him.
"Um we came over to tell you Remy and Rogue are gone on..." Wanda was stopped by Wade screaming. "YOU KILLED REMY AND ROGUE! NO THE ROMY WILL NEVER HAPPEN NOW! NO! NO! NO! GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO RUIN MY PLANS? IT WAS SUCH A GREAT PLAN TOO! IT HAD SOME MAJOR ACTION, ROMANCE AND OF COURSE MY FAVORITE HUMOR! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM!? I MEAN I'LL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND...BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM YOU DESTROYED MY ENTIRE PLAN!? WELL I GUESS I CAN'T BLAME YOU THEY ARE KINDA NINJA LIKE AREN'T THEY? WELL I'LL HELP YOU BURY THE BODIES!" Wade said now picking up a shovel and Wanda just rolled her eyes.

" They're gone on VACATION!" Wanda yells. "...oh! Why didn't you say so, why don't we go get a movie,some mexican food,and hang out then?" Wade replies,putting down the shovel and dragging the other two out the door.

~o~O~o~
Remy suggested they go to Hersey's Pennsylvania first. It had a theme park AND a chocolate factory tour. At the word Chocolate Rogue agreed. They headed off in search of roller coasters and chocolate.

A few hours later,Rogue is happily sitting at a picnic table eating her third chocolate bar. Remy was silently wondering how much candy she could really eat,because halfway through his second bar,his stomach had started to 'd given the rest to her along with his third bar, apparently she intended to eat it all right now.

Fascinated,Remy watched while she finished off his chocolate as well, and then she states " Come on let's go see if we can find any roller coasters" Remy nods,not really feeling up to a coaster right now,but not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend. They quickly join a line for the roller coaster, and before he knows it,they are getting in the front car.

Fifteen minutes later,he emerges from the restroom (that he barely made it to) and Rogue states " Do you feel up to riding again or should we just go find a hotel?" At the idea of going again,Remy runs back into the bathroom. Rogue sighs at pulls out her phone to look for a room near by. She quickly reserves a room for Mr. and Mrs. Robert Lord,to arrive in one hour.

When Remy emerges a second time,looking far to pale, Rogue silently holds out her hand for the keys. They arrive at an inn a few minutes later,and Rogue signs them in while Remy waits on the sofa in the lobby that very much resembles a Victorian parlor. They then go to their room, and notice in addition to the lack of a second bed, there is an old fashioned claw-foot tub,an antique bedroom set, and a wonderful view of the gardens. Remy goes to lie down,while Rogue orders room service and pulls out the laptop to decide where they should go next.