DISCLAIMER:

I do not own X-men Evolution, nor do I own Twilight or any landmark/location mentioned in this chapter.

I do not own Deadpool either.

Chapter Five

Rogue wanted to stay at the chocolate wonderland another day (or year) but Remy reminded her they were hiding from Logan,so they set out after a quick breakfast and Rogue bought a bag of candy(store shopping bag,not individual bag). After Hersey's the couple decided to hit Niagara Falls,New York. They arrived a few days later,having decided to take the scenic route up the coast and do the tourist thing. Though they had both lived in New Your for awhile,neither had really explored outside of Bayville and New York were following the popular (according to Google) tourist route to look at the Fall Foliage Week.

They visit a historical village,where they are amazed at the harvest display. They people were dressed in period clothes,and were using farm equipment from the same era. They both found the tour fascinating,especially the guid who led them around,speaking as if it was a play. Several of the other 'players' also gave them information about the time They decided to go to the museum and gift shop. They bought gifts for their roommates and Wade,before eating lunch at the tavern and signing up for a wine tour at a near by vineyard.

They then tour nine vineyards in the next two days,from Rhode Island to Cape Cod. Though neither of them sampled the wine,they both enjoyed the trip. Next they found a place that was showing off how to harvest the Maple trees,and make Maple syrup and candies. (Rogue bought some of the candy and Remy some of the syrup.) Finally they went to an apple orchard to watch the harvest and bought cider. A week and a half after they started out they finally reached Niagara Falls.

~Meanwhile~
Wanda decides to end John's video game addiction. It's getting ridiculous. He was so bad,she'd actually considered moving to Rogue's bed while they were on vacation. She decided to put her foot waits until John heads to the bathroom,and quickly unhook the system,hiding it in the closet,but leaving the controller,before jumping back into bed.

John returns to their room,and picks back up his controller before realizing the game is gone. He jumps up and starts looking around for ,he then storms out of the room, she shrugs when the front door slams a moment later.

John slams Wade's door open,one would think that walking into a man who's sanity is questionable and sleeps with multiple guns would be a bad idea. But then one would assume that a person was thinking at all,which John was not at this point.

"GIVE ME BACK MY VIDEO GAME YOU FREAKIN' PSYCHOPATHIC FREAK! I KNOW YOU STOLE MY GAMES AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A COMPLETE LIAR WHO LIKES TO SCREW UP OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES SO GIVE IT BACK AND I WON'T HAVE TO BURN YOU HOUSE DO-"
John was stopped by Wade shooting at him while screaming. "NINJAS! YOU ARE HERE TO STEAL MY WAFFLES AND WEAPONS ARE YOU? I'LL MURDER YOU IN TO NEXT WEEK, YOU EVIL NINJAS! SCREW YOU NINJAS! SCREW YOU!"
John then kicked the gun out of Wade's hands and yelled. "DIE PSYCHO! GIVE ME BACK MY VIDEO GAME YOU FREAK! DIE! DIE! BURN, BURN OH BURN IN THE FIREY PIT OF HELL YOU EVIL SON OF A-"
Wade then punched John then he looked at him. "Oh it's just you John, what did you want again? I wasn't really listening, I was just wondering why are you up at like three in the morning?" Wade asked puting down his swords he had just pulled out.
"YOU STOLE MY VIDEO GAMES! I WANT THEM BACK! NOW! GIVE THEM UP!" John screamed.
"I didn't steal your stupid video games."
"YES YOU DID NOW GIVE THEM BACK, YOU THIEF."
"Wow John I am not a Thief, I am a Merc, a Psychopath and maybe you could even call me a bad friend, but a Thief? NO! I am hurt but what you said I don't steal things I borrow them, and I tell people in advance so if I had borrowed them I would have told you first."
"YOUR LYING, JUST GIVE IT BACK AND WHAT IS THAT PILE OF CRAP." John said finally seeing the Pile of Stuff in Wade's livingroom.
"Oh that is stuff I take I mean borrow from my neighbors, besides that I don't think I borrowed it you can go look through it if you like."
"Wait we're not the only people you screw with."
"HANG OUT WITH! YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME AND YOU KNOW IT! YOU JUST DON'T ME WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME! Anyways people seem to move away a lot, I wonder why?"
"Is that Remy's mattress?"
"Oh yeah I plan on puting something in it for revenge for taping over my Golden Girls."
"O-okay but where is my video games?"
"I've told you I don't have them, I'll look and see if I have them but I know I don't and if I do then I will say sorry, okay?"
"I guess, in the morning I'm coming back to see if you really looking alright?"
"Alright. Goodnight John."

John walked back home,and flopped onto the couch,if Wade hadn't taken them where were his games? No one else was here. Normally his next guess would be Remy,but Remy was still 'on vacation'. Giggling at the image of Remy's face as they ran out of the house nearly two weeks ago,John decides to just go to bed. Maybe Wade will find them in the morning.

~o~O~o~

Remy is trying to enjoy the Falls, really he is. But it's cold. He hates the cold. Maybe they should have gone here in the summer? Anyway he is doing his best not to look miserable. Rogue is doing her best to think of a good spot to visit next,because Remy is clearly miserable. Just like Hersey' he hadn't clearly enjoyed the Fall Foliage festival she would be worried. He had,so she just needed to try harder to pick places they would both enjoy. Besides she was pretty sure his problem with Hersey's was combing chocolate with roller coasters,so next theme park they would avoid the chocolate.

Shrugging she cuddled closer to him as they stood on the platform to have their picture taken, it really was cold here,hopefully they could do something warmer net time,because she hated the cold as well. After the boat tour, the couple heads to their hotel, they both decided that they wanted a nap before dinner.

Rogue states when they return to their room " I'm frozen,I'm going to take a hot bath, so I can feel my body again.

"Sitting up Remy says" Maybe I'll join you,help warm you up."

Laughing Rogue replies " No I don't think so,nice try", knowing he always says things like that,but is never insulted when she turns him was right,as she hears him chuckle as she closes the door.

After her bath (and his quick shower) they cuddle together to take a nap." Y'know Cher,I'm kinda glad we had to take this vacation. It's been fun,no?" Remy whispers as they fall asleep. Rogue nods in return.
She mumbles an " I love you." before drifting off. The words wake him instantly,but he is unsure if she meant to say it, or if she was still awake enough to hear him reply " I love you too." Though he did.

The next morning,Rogue suggests they visit the the National Mall in Washington DC. She pointedly ignores the awkward air in their room,she had heard him last night,but was worried this morning,as he seemed so uncomfortable. She decided to ignore it for now. Next time she decides to tell him how she feels,she'll make sure they are both very much awake. Maybe he was nervous she hadn't really meant it? Or maybe he'd just said it as a reflex.

Remy quickly agreed and they headed out right after breakfast. Remy is driving as Rogue chooses the music on the radio. The air between the slowly calms as the morning goes on and with in a couple of hours they are both singing along to the radio.

They stop for lunch at another local diner similar to the one at home. After a brief discussion,they both order burgers and shakes. When the food arrives,they wolf it down as if they hadn't eaten in weeks,much to the shock of their waitress. With in twenty minutes of arriving,they are back on the road. Soon they are loudly singing again,completely unaware that Logan had just left Niagara Falls,he really wasn't very far behind them at all.

They arrive in DC that evening. They check into their hotel,and plan to actually look around the next using the alias Mr & Mrs Lord. They order room service and settle in for the night. After they eat they decide to watch a movie.

Remy randomly flips through the movie channels. Five minutes,Four channels and Six screams later, they turn off the TV. Nothing was on but Twilight. Nothing. At all.

" How about we play a card game instead?" Remy asks after they had both calmed down.
" Sure,how about cribbage? I know how to score with out a board." Rogue replies.
Remy snorts at the 'score' wording, then states " Sure that sounds good"
Because Remy had never played before,Rogue actually managed to win the first game. But after the fourth one,they decided to quit for the night.

The next day they tour the mall, visit the museums many of which Remy had been to before (some after hours with family members). He was as always impressed with the museums,he always had enjoyed history. It overjoyed him to learn that Rogue did as spent hours touring them and the monuments, joining in on guided tours once or twice,but re splitting from them whenever the guilds led to an area they had already explored.

Finally as the sun began to set,they decided that they were tired. They ordered dinner from a pizzeria before heading back to their hotel. They then sat on the bed,eating the pizza as it sat between them and tried to decide where to go next.

~meanwhile~

A scream jerks John from sleep . He jumps to his feet lighter ready,trying to decide where the sound had came from,when Wanda appears pushing Wade in front of her,clad in only a towel with soap still in her hair. " Take. Care. Of. HIM." she says to John before heading back to the bathroom.

John blinks after his girlfriend for a moment before his mind catches up to his eyes. He then turns on Wade "WADE! WHY DID YOU WALK IN ON MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE SHOWER?! WHAT DID YOU SEE?! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SEEN ANYTHING! I SWEAR,YOU ARE THE MOST INCONSIDERATE, INAPPROPRIATE,IMMATURE PERSON I KNOW! AND I KNOW REMY AND VICTOR!" John screams flicking his lighter open and closed.
Wade chuckles and states " Yeah, I'm Inappropriately Awesome!" sitting casually on their couch and turning on their TV.
" NO WADE! YOU SUCK! YOU HAVE NO DEFINITION OF BOUNDARIES!" continues John,while he wondered how pissed Wanda would be if he caught Wade on fire in the house. " WE KEEP TELLING YOU,YOU HAVE TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A CLOSED DOOR!"
Wade nods,clearly no longer listening,Wade then interrupts to state " In my defence,I figured you were in there too,and I wanted to tell you that I looked through the entire pile. I don't have your game." Wade clearly thought that this would diffuse John's temper.
John was shocked into a lower tone as he states " Why would I be in there too? Wait! Never mind. We don't do that kind of thing Wade. We aren't to that stage of our relationship and why am I explaining this to you?!"
Wade stares at John before shrugging" I donno, people tell me stuff all the time. Guess I just got that whole you-can-trust-me-vibe"
John scoffs at the idea that anyone would trust Wade. On the other hand,he had never heard the man gossip about real people. His shows,yes. Well,and sometimes he does that weird thing where he talks about 'other realities'... but he never told secrets,so maybe people did trust him with information.

" Anyway. Stay out of bathrooms. And knock on locked doors,Wade. Sooner or later you're going to end up alienating your friends with your rude behavior, and then you won't be welcome anymore." John states patiently,as if he were speaking to a child. Wade nods, and John goes to check on Wanda.

John knocks,remembering his own advice and enters the bathroom. Wanda is still in the shower,but the curtain is pulled completely shut,so John can't accidentally see anything." Hey,are you okay?I mean you're not still upset?" John asks.
" Wade is an idiot. But I'm okay. I AM still mad at him though." Wanda replies.

John tells her he doesn't blame her and that he'll do his best to get rid of Wade before she comes out. After she says that's fine he heads back out front and demands Wade leaves. Wade stares at him for a moment,before stating " I have to go continue my investigation on the new tenant anyway. I think he may be the one who took your game. He seems shifty to me." Before getting up and walking out the front door.
John shakes his head. The new guy had just moved in yesterday. There was no way he had stolen John's he had done so before moving in and then had moved in anyway. That would be completely insane.

a/n: the next chapter will not be ready until sometime next week :) please R&R