Regard the previous drabble for disclaimers and warnings.
Atomic Number of Two: He is a Gay Relationship
Hidan twirled the straw in his cup while Kakuzu stated the second element on the Periodic table- if reading it from left to right, top to down- was Helium. Helium. Hidan had already used his own name but what other almost-cutesy but really purposely annoying things could he do with the word. He wasn't lying when he said he was pretty hopeless when it came to the Periodic table but he wanted to enjoy learning too!
"So two? I think I can make something outta that." Hidan cackled.
"Please don't." Kakuzu immediately responded.
Oh the glee he was receiving seeing a frown on that scarred face! Call him crazy, which isn't incorrect in the slightest, but he loved it when Kakuzu was mad for two reasons. First, because Hidan can be predictable too, Kakuzu is even sexierwhen he's pissed. And second, he's just an annoying shit who takes pleasure in anyone's dissatisfaction.
"But I gotta remember this, You don't want me to fail, do ya'?" he pouted, which he knew looked out of place and not very cute at all. And at the twitch in the stitched teen's temple, Hidan felt golden.
"I have my reasonable days." Kakuzu snorted. And no one, not even the zealot, blamed him.
"Helium.. H... E..." Hidan tapped his chin in fake depth, "He!"
Kakuzu lightly clapped twice without enthusiasm, "I'm so glad you learned to spell. Would you like a cookie?"
"Fuck yeah! And by the way, if I'm the kid, that makes you the child-fucker! Ha!" he teased carelessly and couldn't avoid the smack to the side of his head. Hidan laughed through the pain, both knowing his pain tolerance was abnormally high.
"And check this shit out," Hidan began excitedly, "He, as in two dudes, as in us! Helium is a gay couple! Like us!"
Kakuzu just looked blankly at Hidan. "How am I supposed to respond? "Yay. Congratulations on making useless, childish and inappropriate mnemonics.""
"Well, it wasn't really inappropriate but I guess those atoms are probably fucking each other." he answered easily before giggling at the thought of two atoms literally banging against each other.
"Do you have no shame?"
"Only if you buy me some." Hidan laughed when Kakuzu refused to answer, "Bitch, that's what I thought."
A/N: This ones pretty short because I actually typed this one up in like half an hour but then again, these are drabbles... I already wrote the lithium one but forgot I never typed up the second element... So yeah, that's what's up with the double update.