Regard the previous drabble for disclaimers and warnings.

Atomic Number of Three: Lithium

Kakuzu glanced at the digital clock chilling on the wall. It has been a good fifteen minutes since they've sat down. And they were only on the third one. Fuck. This is what he get for trying to be a good person.

"Its symbol is Li."

Hidan glanced down at the palm of his hands before scratching the back of his head. He looked smug and confident as he uncharacteristically correctly answered, "What is Lithium?"

The taller of the two froze, "Wait, what?"

"Lithium. Isn't that shit found in like batteries or something?" he asked nonchalantly as if he hadn't confused carbon with hydrogen just a few seconds ago. Kakuzu didn't know if he should question it further or just continue on.

So he asked cautiously, "So, is that it?

"What do you mean, "is that it?"" Hidan mocked and seemed to build up in volume, "We've got like 115 fucking more to go! "Is that it?" my ass!"

A potential customer that wandered in immediately walked out. The employee looked like he wanted to say something(perhaps quiet down a crude, young man scaring passersby) but shrugged and went back to magazine flipping.

"No stupid trick to do this?" he asked once more, ignoring the previous outburst. Hidan had always been overzealous. Like that one time he nearly drowned himself trying to outswim Kisame, or as the kids on the "streets"(hallways) called him, Jaws 2.

"Stupid trick? Seriously? Three is the most fucking important number to exist! You don't use a shitty trick to memorize three. Triangles, Turkey, triffids, DNA, RNA, triads, tridents, hemimetabolous insects, March, trinomials, Sicily, tripoli, Triple A, triplet codon system, Bermuda, little pigs, blind mice, musketeers, trilogy- the fucking Hunger Games!" he spouted like Moby Dick- Kakuzu immediately takes back the misunderstandable phrase. Despite the many similarities between the dangerous, white beast and Moby Dick, he'd prefer no crappy sexual puns.

Kakuzu could only stare blankly. "You're a very complex person for an idiot." It was as close as a compliment Hidan was allowed to have. There should be signs posted near his room warning children not to feed his ego.

"Damn right." before adding under his breathe, "... thinks I don't know three. Jashin's triangle is like a fucking Baptist's trinity..."

Kakuzu decided to just continue since the conversation seemed pretty closed now, "The fourth one-"

"Hey, Kakuzu." Hidan interrupted with a serious face that Kakuzu found rather unsettling.

"What?"

"I just lied to your fucking face. I wrote that one down on my hand." At that, Hidan lunged out of his seat and waved his hand like a lunatic in Kakuzu's face while laughing obnoxiously. He scowled and pushed it away. And here he thought he could be proud of his partner for once.

"Why is that even there?"

The silver-haired teen shrugged and replied casually, "I wanted to see if I could fit the entire periodic table on my hand for the test."

"How did that go, dumbass?" he said sarcastically..

"How dya' think it went, you dumbass?"

A/N: So, hi ya'll. This is actually my favorite drabble so far. And if you guys didn't notice, I changed the title for the obvious jab at the word blowjob as well as just feeling more natural than the previous title(which I admit I knew was ridiculous but I loved it anyways). I'm also here to thank 13Nessie13 for my FIRST REVIEW on this! Yay! So toodles and do leave some love if you've got the time.